Findings:

• Keep talking while I load the gun
• What I learned while attaching my phone to the wall
• Junk that I keep in my outgoing folder of my mobile phone
• What really happens while the credit agency's phone is ringing
• keep an eye on things while i'm gone
• Sometimes when I see you fall into bed you just keep falling
• Fixing a water damaged cell phone
• I am phone posting from a gazebo outside of a library while using their WiFi in the rain
• remember that time the ceiling fell in while you were on the phone?
• And love keeps pouring into Toronto from everywhere it's despised
• while she sleeps, i write myself into her life
• If you keep going into the barbershop you'll end up getting a haircut
• Swimming pool injury
• A dose of mystery slipped into her cocktail while she was in the ladies' room
• Time keeps on slippin' into the future
• How to sneak into the Atlanta Coca-Cola factory
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• Into the Woods
• Do not go gentle into that good night
• Lila, an Inquiry into Morals
• whisper into the graveyard
• into
• They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
• while a waitress pours coffee
• My body falling into stars
• Wrapped in barbed wire and shot into the sun
• Assimilate your goldfish into Everything
• NiGHTS into Dreams
• Into Battle with The Art of Noise
• Out of the blue and into the black
• Assimilate your attractive cousin into Everything
• I wish I could upload my brain into Everything
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• Snap into a Slim Jim
• Once More Into the Bleach
• Assimilate your sister's good-looking friends into Everything
• Run and turn into butter
• run into the ground
• wander off into otherness
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Did my pussy just run into you?
• Climbing a Stone Bowl into Fire
• Falling Into Infinity
• jump off into never-never land
• Is America turning into a country full of junkies?
• take into account
• Turning moJoe into a jar of lemon-flavored pickles
• So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past
• Make your keyboard's "Windows Keys" into "Super" shift keys for (X)Emacs
• Your fingers staple pine nuts into everything you touch
• On Seeing a Piece of Our Heavy Artillery Brought into Action
• Somehow my life falls into place
• Antitrust: The Justice Department and 17 states proposed Breaking up Microsoft into two companies.
• How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
• Indelibly burned into my memory
• Waking up with a dog breathing into your face
• On the Criteria To Be Used in Decomposing Systems into Modules
• Into the light
• Into My Arms
• The art of stuffing people into boxes
• Let's just turn our children into burbling idiots
• All my possessions packed into a few boxes
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• On First Looking into Chapman's Homer
• Saving face, losing time, staring off into an alternate reality
• seal clubbing
• I was into them after they were hip
• vanish into thin air
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• How to turn your Hyundai Excel into a race car
• being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
• Jamming a pair of scissors into your crotch repeatedly
• How to turn a crack house into a crack home
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• How to avoid a car accident
• how to turn a dorm room into a swimming pool
• all that is solid melts into air
• Turning a dorm room into a room
• Into the Fire
• Pathways Into Darkness
• The long term consequence of putting fish genes into watermelons
• Thoughts that randomly pop into your mind when masturbating
• into the deep end in a few short words
• Got to Get You into My Life
• I will stare into this box
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• If you pull out into an intersection have the balls to follow through
• asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
• Try not to look into my eyes
• pushing farther into the west
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• my piss turned into molten hot, chunky oatmeal
• Don't blow into someone's vagina
• Deeper Into The Mountains
• Thoughts on a beer run into the Quarter on a Saturday night
• urges to smash people's heads into the concrete
• Lean into the Coma
• absorbing your mind into an object. safer.
• Against my will it is seeping into me, this information.
• Kurt Vonnegut books made into movies
• A study on male behavior in public restrooms
• Into Open Sky
• Turning a call option into a put option (and vice versa)
• Every strong wind one leans into and smiles should bring back a lost toy from childhood
• An incredibly stupid reason why I got called into the school counselor's office
• Into the Mystic
• I might fall into good sleep like swimming
• Falling into a Black Hole
• A cup full of wishes poured into the sea
• The Canadians are smuggling toxic waste back into America
• Coming into Los Angeles
• One day I will step out of my body and burst into bloom
• An Inquiry into the Nature and Causes of the Wealth of Nations
• getting into a fight in high school
• Different ways of running into things, mostly glass
• Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
• if you're lucky, they fuse into something bright and astonishing
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• My withdrawal into myself
• So I went, into the field of macaroni
• I hope this won't turn into an infestation
• This is a journey into sound
• beating swords into plowshares
• How to break into a car
• fading into oblivion
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• I can often think myself right into the nuthouse
• Tiny sections of time which curl into memories
• Converting an old laptop LCD screen into a VGA monitor
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• I tried to pull you into my head
• Staring into the pupils of my eyes
• The Door Into Summer
• Into the World There Came a Soul Named Ida
• All of my coworkers spit into urinals
• Into The Sun
• threads of perfect woven into a man
• The Lord Descends Into Hell
• A Descent into the Maelström
• A Descent into the Maelström - continued
• Messier Objects that strike fear into my heart
• Flying into the sun
• Into the Black Pit and Out Again
• I Look Into My Glass
• Giant foetus stumbles into legislature
• Dipping your hand into molten lead
• Proposal for a new system to help introduce new users into E2
• Into Thin Air
• Let Us Get Into Your Shorts!
• Into the Wild
• I should just check myself into the morgue now and save myself that messy middle step.
• How to turn a CD-ROM drive into a CD player
• How Uncle Henry Got Into Trouble
• How Ozma Looked into the Magic Picture
• Never get into a staring contest with a Pikachu
• You're dripping liquid sex into my Cherry Coke
• Thoughts on Jesus Christ's descent into Hell
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• Things you learn when a woman moves into your flat
• Her raised middle finger came into focus
• Spilling over into words, we run out of space too soon
• Loading the ELIZA engine built into emacs
• Don't slip into depression
• "Dude" has evolved into a unisex term
• It's the cracked ones that let light into the world
• Jews for Jesus followed my friend Yosef into a single-toilet restroom
• burning every detail into my fingertips
• An artist takes a yellow spot and makes it into the sun
• Buzz Aldrin's Race Into Space
• The People who Fell into the Sky
• How to transform adjectives into adverbs in French
• Long Day's Journey Into Night
• I bite into a persimmon
• Your dashingly colored toupee twists my right boot into a state of ennui with the speed and dexterity of many lemon meringue-coated conquistadors
• Dance into the Light
• Don't Just Ride Off into the Sunset
• Into the Words
• Pouring hot wax into glass
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• a soundtrack when I walk into a room

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