Findings:
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- Her hair, tangled
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- How to set up a formal table
- A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
- How to stay up all night if you've been up all day
- How I found peace staring up at the moon from a gutter in my dreams
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- Just How You Feel
- Sunset. Coca-Cola, cookie crumbs, just waking up.
- Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
- A line of reasoning in support of the use of force
- How to urinate standing up
- How to hold up a bank in Pig-Latin
- How to pick up hot red-headed chicks
- how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
- Removing a stripped screw
- I knew before I met you just how we would end
- Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
- Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
- How to f*** up
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- How to get people to clean up their core dumps
- how to set up and use a microphone in Windows
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- How I almost got shot all up full of holes
- How to pick up a dime with a forklift
- Just how old is James, exactly?
- How to set up and operate a road checkpoint
- How Much for just the Planet?
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- That's Just How He Was
- another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- Sorry kids, this just isn't true. We just dress it up better
- Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
- The streets were washed fresh with rain and a warm wind blew as I showed up to everything just barely on time.
- Slow Comfortable Screw Up Against the Wall
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- My friend has just broken up a marriage
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- This is an old tradition that I just made up
- Backing up your Windows registry file
- How to set up and record an EEG
- Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- How to screw with people's heads at the mall
- Just how perfect was Jesus?
- How did I end up here?
- Unscrewing a bottle cap
- How to ride a bicycle up an escalator
- Just how is this arousing?
- Sympathy for the Mongols & How The Rise of the West was just sheer Dumb Luck
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- How to set up a home network with a PPPoE DSL connection
- How to make roses open up
- How to get your stuff voted up
- How to pick up Sheilas
- Ken Lay
- How to liven up a party
- Using Dao Yin as a martial arts warm up
- Call her up, tell her how love is not a question.
- Windows XP won't start up - how to fix it
- How to hook a TV up to a computer
- We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
- how to bring up sex in a conversation
- Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- How the Union and the Confederacy stacked up at the beginning of the Civil War
- Holding up a bank in Latin
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- Why Won't Jesse Helms Just Hurry Up and Die?
- Growing up just means being able to climb bigger trees
- What if all the web designers just gave up and went home?
- When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
- Is Pandeism just a "made up word"?
- just like everybody else, we will find a way up.
- There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
- Saint Paul did not screw up Christianity
- God is good, people are screwed up
- If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
- 'just woke up' voice
- screw up
- How Gauss quickly added up the numbers 1 to 100
- Palm Beach County's Screwed Up Ballots
- Lust Screws up Relationships
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- How to pick up men
- How to pick up women
- Discordian Code
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- How much for the little girl?
- How to make brown
- Learn how to fly
- How to get it
- how to make a mess
- how
- How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- anyone lived in a pretty how town
- How to Use a Urinal
- Formatting poems and simple HTML
- How to Win Friends and Influence People
- Humane octopus killing
- Abusing your bottomless soda
- Learn how to spell
- E2 FAQ: How Did This Happen (document)
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
- And How Shall I Compete?
- Baltimore natives, and how to understand them
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
- How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- How the Portuguese Made a Superb Auto-De-Fe to Prevent Any Future Earthquakes, and How Candide Underwent Public Flagellation
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
- The Knack... and How to Get It
- How to Fall Out of Love
- How the Mind Works
- How to sit on steps
- How to get people to leave you alone
- How can you sleep at night?
- How to use chopsticks
- how to buy a coconut
- How to break a coconut
- How I hotwired my turntable
- how to avoid paying for washing machines
- How to impress The Man
- How to fall out of an airplane
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- Children's online privacy protection rule
- Learn how to punctuate.
- Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
- How the FFT works
- How to tell if your phone line supports DP dialing
- How M&M's are really made
- How not to panic in thirty different languages
- How much does Milliways really cost?
- How to use a manual transmission
- How to create a Usenet newsgroup
- How the mighty have fallen
- How to live forever (2 step plan)
- We Two, How Long We Were Fool'd
- How do police train dogs to find hidden drugs?
- Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
- How the Whale Got His Throat
- How the Camel Got His Hump
- How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
- How to quote a quote within a quote within a quote: a scalable solution
- How to catch a snake
- Making an F-16 from a cereal box, some Scotch tape, and a penny
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