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• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• You stole what they would have given you
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• My words are the only gift I have for you
• I might have, once.
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
• What pornos would have us believe
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• You're Only Old Once!
• What would happen to your beer in outer space?
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• it would be hilarious if only
• But I have seen the sun just once
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• you would have been
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• If only men would listen!
• How it would happen
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• the only comfort we could ever have
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• Words that only have one context
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• Once and only once
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Only Angels Have Wings
• I only regret that I have but one upvote to give this writeup
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• Only open if you have already decided not to accept our offer.
• Once and only once is not just for code
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• You only live once, so eat an ice cream bar
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• What would happen if the Borg assimilated Linux?
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• a thousand more names I would have called you. One more enormous thing.
• We once played this same game, but with only our words
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• I would like to have emotions
• You only live once
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• If all the Chinese jumped at once, would cataclysm result?
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Once you have tasted flight: In defense of manned space travel
• Only a little child could kill this cleanly
• Nostalgia Can Only Kill You (document)
• Only Boys Accepting Feminism Get Kissed Meaningfully
• Two shadows walk with me as my only allies
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• Only Built 4 Cuban Linx
• the moon would rest on those sweet lashes
• Grandpaw would
• Mind without body
• I did not say it would make sense
• You are talented; I would like to make love to you
• And the air would taste of patterns
• I would love to give up
• anyone would know that rain, so deep it flows in our veins
• E2 FAQ: How Did This Happen (document)
• A boating accident waiting to happen
• What the hell happens to E2 at 2:15am PDT?
• Whatever Happened to The Likely Lads?
• How the Bush hydrogen fuel cell idea probably happened
• A Lot Can Happen
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Here We Have Idaho
• You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
• My roommates have ordered throwing stars
• My lifetime goal is to have my own action figure
• CDs I have bought as a direct result of mp3
• Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• Madmen have a world all their own
• Art has an actual purpose
• I have lost many things, so many
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• So you don't have to
• We're going to have to take Heidi home
• How to have an out of body experience
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• And Death shall have no Dominion
• Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
• Where have all the poets gone?
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• How and why do we (humans) have culture?
• you're not alive until you have nothing left to lose
• the dreams that should have died
• painting stars that have come to be
• Once More Into the Bleach
• The Once and Future King
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• Once in Royal David's City
• The Senseless Death of a Once Removed Friend
• The Curious Tale of Jack Lime, once A Sailor, as related to Amelia Eames
• Only in Dreams
• Choose a password with only X's in it
• Your only fault is your humanity
• The only true freedom is freedom from the heart's desires
• Love is the Only Law
• The only significant bit of nonsense I carried around in those days
• Bob Dylan's only job
• Steering wheel down your underpants
• Only Ten
• Evolution Data Only
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• because I am only half of what you need
• The Only Sane Man I Know
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
• if you had it as an option, would you take it?
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• an ache you would ask for
• The dog who would not beg
• Who would win in a fight between Link and Cloud Strife?
• would you place bets on my heart
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• cliches happen
• What happens in a car crash
• A plan is just a list of things that doesn't happen
• have
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• institutions have lives of their own
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• I don't have a television set
• Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
• Men have feelings too
• I want to have your abortion
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• Something I Can Never Have
• I have lost my power
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Have you come here to play Jesus, as I did?
• Getting a working visa in Japan
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• To Have and Have Not
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• So this is Christmas. And what have you done?
• I must have waited all my life for this
• Fireplace accessories
• It must have rained or something
• We are all we have
• Tools everyone should have
• She Will Have Her Way
• As long as we have the purple berries we needn't worry about our size.
• we have sought the ugliest things
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• The Monkeys Have Trouble
• disc at once
• I once helped Jason Priestley's girlfriend find his dick
• A learned man came to me once
• E2reneta, E2reneta (Once Appeared on Baretta)
• And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been

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