Findings:
- This will never happen
- You will never be a real woman
- Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
- Race-mixing will happen whether or not you want it
- The amazing sticker movement will change your life
- I will not spend my life like this
- I will never take a man underwear shopping
- Things that we will never use
- You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
- Will the Real Bruce Perens Please Stand Up?
- never say anything you do not understand. you will quickly find the path to truth.
- E2 in Real Life (e2poll)
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- Real Life
- The trick is knowing the difference between the radio and real life
- There will never be another you
- World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
- The semi-fictional life of every real woman
- Will the Real Martian Please Stand Up?
- Why Real Life is better than IRC
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- The next life will be better
- give me five minutes and i will give you your life (document)
- What life after death will really be like
- And it's one more good thing that will never be again
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- What if it never happened?
- deep-set charcoal eyes that will never forget
- And they never think these tools will fail.
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- Why Deeahblita will never be late again
- If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
- Real life applications of mathematics
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- keep feeding the fire and it will never go out
- Hypotheticals for a popular future that might never happen (e2poll)
- Everything vs. Real Life, Part II
- It is not your life, you will perhaps listen a little closer
- Real Life Dilbert
- Flax seeds will save your life
- Drinking Pepsi will bring your dead ancestors back to life
- Dan in Real Life
- I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
- real life test
- Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
- I will give them refuge in my own life
- $50 will save your life
- Cheer up luv, it might never happen
- will happen, happening, happened
- Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
- After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
- Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
- "Real life": absurd liberal myth
- Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
- Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
- I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
- Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
- my promise is broken—words will never be over
- Accidents Never Happen
- Fermat will never find solace of yes
- The Boy Who Will Never Win A Coin-Toss
- Real life is stranger than Borges
- The great E2 demonic invasion that never happened
- Will the Real Slim Shady Please Shutup?
- If it hasn't happened to you in Unix, it will
- someday a real rain will come
- I may never be queen, but you will never break me
- What will happen to me, when you die?
- Accidents will happen
- If you told me this never happened
- Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
- the clouds are beautiful, and you will never know
- Watch out! This chair will suck the life force out of you
- real life raygun
- I'm not this cool in real life
- Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
- Why IRC is better than Real Life
- Everything vs. Real Life
- The Heisenberg Uncertainty Priniciple in real life
- World War II never happened
- My real life, burst into the proper colors
- Bug Scientist Real Life CSI
- Real Life Phaser
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
- The Real Life of Sebastian Knight
- save and restore function in real life
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- Proper format will save your life
- true life and a real angel (searching for Eldorado)
- Skim this life but never live
- Real life trolling
- life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
- This Book Will Save Your Life
- Life will get easier
- Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
- I am real; I happened to you
- The winter chill reminds those of us closer to our end than our beginning that maybe, just maybe, safety isn't the primary goal in a life that will certainly end in death.
- In Real Life
- when you watch in broadcast order sometimes dead characters will come back to life
- Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
- People who don't smoke will never die
- My father's secret life was never meant to be secret
- The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
- Soulmates who will never ever meet again
- What will happen after humans are extinct?
- A Dice Throw Will Never Do Away With Chance
- I will never drink root beer again
- All this has happened before, and all of it will happen again.
- When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
- Boys That Will Never Grow Up
- Questions we will never have answers to
- Marks which will never be broken
- Millions now living will never die
- Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
- You never know which experiences will last longest in memory
- A Letter I Will Never Send
- non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
- My love will never die
- I am so sorry and you will never know
- This dream is tied to a horse that will never tire
- It will never be just you
- Will Night Never Come?
- Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- Scheisse! The Real German You Were Never Taught in School
- Video, or it never happened.
- You will know me by those colors, deep and bold, of the heart you never knew.
- The Museum of Whales You Will Never See
- I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
- This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
- Man Will Never Fly Memorial Society
- You never think it will be the ducks
- If a system is given nothing but a steady supply of unconditional self-affirmation, it will never see an impetus to cure its ills
- we can give up, but the world never will
- you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
- Something Happens
- Shit happens
- What would happen if the Borg assimilated Linux?
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- What Happened to Cunegund, Candide, the Grand Inquisitor, and the Jew
- What Happened to Them at Surinam, and How Candide Became Acquainted with Martin
- What Happened to Candide and Martin in France
- The Second Coming of Christ already happened
- That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
- overnight success does not happen overnight
- I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
- Whatever Happened to Mr. Garibaldi?
- Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
- What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
- Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
- What Happened to the 56 Men Who Signed the Declaration of Independence
- What would happen to your beer in outer space?
- How it would happen
- When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
- free will, free agency, free beer
- It Can't Happen Here
- Everything Happens at Night
- The best thing to happen to Atlanta since Sherman: The Whiz-Bang Chronicles
- Nothing Much Happens
- A funny thing happened to me in the parking garage today
- How it Happened that a Friend Killed a Friend
- The Dreadful Has Happened
- What's happened to Polytheism recently?
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- Level 2
- What almost always happens after you fall in love
- A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
- Everything happens now
- What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?
- What happens in a car crash
- How could God let this happen?
- Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
- No evil can happen
- Every beauty is a tragedy waiting to happen
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