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• It was all God's fault
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• It's All Bob's Fault
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• When I was your age
• Cybersex before it was cool
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• Leather bound organizer
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• no aru taka wa tsume o kakusu
• The Tale of a Youth who set out to learn what Fear was
• I was meant for this
• I was Christian and all I got was this lousy painting
• Was it Love, or Obsession?
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• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• The dot-com fallout: Was hype to blame?
• Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
• Wenatchee, Washington
• Go ni itte wa go ni shitagae
• Adam was a rough draft
• Was nützt die Liebe in Gedanken
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• I was there
• I was floating in the ocean of his eyes.
• It was crippled, it was heart-felt. The latter invariably trumps the former
• the river was cool. I wiped off every dangerous, sacred drop.
• Despite her station, the quarry was never alone
• Long after bedtime I will wake up and sit crosslegged watching you. It is your fault for having your face.
• Why was Cthulhu blue?
• This was unexpected, my soul's connection to you
• Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
• Once, everyone was a computer novice
• What was left after the party
• I was very, very drunk
• Where Once Life Was
• Even the moon was wrong
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• I Was Looking at the Ceiling And Then I Saw the Sky
• There was a man with tongue of wood
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• When I was young
• Jesus was a liberal
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• What if Everything You Thought You Knew About AIDS Was Wrong?
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• The Epidemic That Never Was
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
• My hacked iPhone was better
• Renee was a princess
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• Kickapoo Fault
• the seven hills of Rome
• It was not a dream
• I was into them after they were hip
• When I Was One-and-Twenty
• Her name was Natalie
• I once dreamt that I was a c++ program
• It was the least I could do
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• I came, I saw and was undone
• That Was The Year That Was
• it wasn't the terrorism that flung us apart, it was the pigeons
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Free Speech Was Threatened Again In The 21th Century: Another History Chapter
• The night was alive, and so was I
• I Was a Teenage Werewolf
• It was all whirlwind, heat, and flash
• This is the time. The time was now. And now is then. This was the time.
• I Wish My Brother George Was Here
• There was a cold day
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• A dose of mystery slipped into her cocktail while she was in the ladies' room
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• Why was my poem nuked?
• by the time he was speaking,she was secretly evaluating the kissability of
• The space at that moment was a million ways freaky with invisible communication.
• San Andreas fault
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• I was going to marry Marty
• So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• deru kugi wa utareru
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• Same as it Ever Was
• What the hell was she thinking?
• There was a customer today
• Johnny Was
• For 5 minutes precisely, I thought I was dead
• If over the hills was someplace new and forgotten
• If 6 Was 9
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• Nu Wa
• There Once Was a Farmer
• Django Reinhardt was dead already
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• I was once young and had a home
• And Pharoah's heart was hardened
• The dynasty made people die in nasty ways. This mess was necessary and they're not sorry.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• I am that person I was watching
• Your husband was a great man
• Widening faults of the generation gap in USA
• Kilroy was here
• The day I realized what being alive was
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• She was locked in time
• Why Smokey Bear was wrong
• I could do without it, if I knew what it was
• She was very beautiful. Y'know?
• If a black hole were created on Earth
• There was a land where lived no violets
• Last year was always better
• And I beheld the lack of embrace, and the strife was ever-present
• A delicate and lovely monster was hiding behind the fronds
• In my own shire, if I was sad
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• How the West Was Won
• The sky rained tears. I was sure.
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• It was free, so I took it.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• She was so quiet that nobody heard her
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• I am no longer the foolish young man I once was
• How to read ECU fault codes from some GM cars
• No shit, there I was
• That was a joke, son.
• It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Was I born to play?
• I once dreamt that I was a line
• it was my birthday
• This was when I knew my childhood was over
• The Day Earth Was Born
• The sky was green today
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• There once was a girl named Irene
• Olympia, Washington
• I was a nice guy once
• One big happy random assortment of truckstop trinkets
• Crazy? I was crazy once.
• Jesus I was evil
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
• Bullet Proof...I Wish I Was
• Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
• I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
• It was better before they came
• When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
• The artifact was completely impenetrable to all forms of matter except living human flesh
• Unfortunately, there was no applause
• I wish I was a half of a two
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• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• There was once a Man
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
• The highlight of my night was two girls kissing
• What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
• tonari no shibafu wa aoi
• I couldn't sit, it was Thursday
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• I was the center of gravity of Chicago for one beautiful Saturday
• Saki wa imasen
• A long time ago, under the shady tree in my yard, I was dead
• I was Chris to him
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• It was a pauper's laugh. It was what I could afford.
• The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
• There was a man and a woman
• Jungle Wa Itsumo Hare Nochi Guu

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