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• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I was a homeless bum
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• This node was made for you and me
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
• A dose of mystery slipped into her cocktail while she was in the ladies' room
• Now she's in my doorway, accusing me with her soft breasts and long legs, strong hips.
• That week with her was like drinking bubbles
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• To the man who keeps happening to me
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• man when you are telling me how it was
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• her arms around me
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• The sun was caught playing unashamedly in her auburn hair, setting our world on fire with giddiness
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• Her Ivory coast, her skin
• How Lars Ulrich made me quit my job at a movie theater
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• For my last trick, I made her disappear
• Society made me what I am
• my secret made me very happy
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• To the drive who keeps taking me
• Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
• The boy who was picked last in gym class
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• The Man Who Was Thursday
• May those who are born after me
• If not me, who? If not now, when?
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• She was watching me and I didn't know it.
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• The Tale of a Youth who set out to learn what Fear was
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• All he left her was alone
• Books made me a person
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• How I invented Anna and made her a character in all my stories
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Only your ink stains on her skin
• How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
• there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• The portion of her face she allows me to see
• The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
• Artichoke dip
• Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• The Princess who was Hidden Underground
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• Dai-Un made me do it!
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Man Was Made to Mourn
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
• And the sky was made of amethysts
• Thou hast made me, and shall thy work decay?
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• To a Young Lady Who Sent Me a Laurel Crown
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• There was no one waiting for me...
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• The Devil made me do it
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• Bathe her and bring her to me
• Helping people cheat
• For the man who inspired me to dance
• This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
• Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• let me know who you are now.
• The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
• I was sure it was her
• The old man on the bench, for example, made her cry
• The kind who tells you she's bipolar just to make you trust her
• Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
• The Spy Who Loved Me
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• Don't tell me about her
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• My wife made me sexy!
• Sometimes the apathy she saw made her want to curl up and cry
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• Marriage made me stupid, lazy and old
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• Including her knees and a dragon made from a sock
• The Man Who Was (user)
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• She was so quiet that nobody heard her
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• All that was left of her was a damp handkerchief
• let her take me, feed on me, devour me
• Experience has made me bitter
• Who wants a (me thinking of you whilst doing something) from the nubile ToasterLeavings
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• let me slip you out of your skin, sweetheart
• The World I Made for Her
• My skin is dark. Hers is the color of certain lilies.
• Her photography captured little beautifuls and me
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• The full moon made me do it
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• radios work better when closer to her skin
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• Her hips made waves against his shore
• little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
• Despite her station, the quarry was never alone
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• Anna and her Mother: spinning me in circles
• her hate keeps me warm. her shadows keep me guessing.
• i gave her my heart. she gave me a pen.
• As It Was Made, It Shall Remain
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• She who leaves men as flaming wrecks in the ditch on the side of the road in her wake, yea, even submarines
• 80s music made me gay
• she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
• I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Who let her get at the Johnny Walker
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Oven potatoes made me happy
• Civilization III has made me sympathize with the Japanese in WWII
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• Who Pulls Me Down? Double Predestination in Marlowe's Faustus
• Before you, there was me
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• She was inside the music, with her eyes closed
• Of the Birth of Volsung, the Son of Rerir, who was the Son of Sigi
• Who made the first bread?
• How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
• How my desire for a puppy made me personally responsible for the War on Terror
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• Her name was Natalie
• She opened her eyes, looked at a world made entirely of white light
• Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• I still wear the bracelet you made me
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• She always was devious in her beauty
• England Made Me
• The dynasty made people die in nasty ways. This mess was necessary and they're not sorry.
• who me (user)
• "Oskee wee wee! Oskee wa wa!"

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