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• In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
• Did you touch any of his blood?
• She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
• One hour there was sunlight
• There is neither mastery nor slavery except as it exists in the attitude of the soul toward the world
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• A knock there was upon the door
• Is there any port wine left?
• Where's the kaboom?
• Was it ever there?
• There was a customer today
• There was a moment of drunken silence
• There once was a man from St. Paul
• Are there any scientific alternatives to evolution?
• There was an old lady
• There Was a Child Went Forth
• I was there
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• There once was a chicken named Alice
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• There was no one waiting for me...
• I saw what you did there
• There was once a Man
• There was a rose that faded young
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• and there was this girl
• Everything Hitler did was legal
• All you ever did was let it happen
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• There Was A Friend
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• Was There a Time
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
• There was a man with tongue of wood
• Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
• Was that real, or did I dream it?
• apart from the shade which it offered, there was also the possibility of "French kissing"
• There was a land where lived no violets
• There was a man and a woman
• There Was No Leak
• I did not need it. I was strong. I was steady. I knew what I was doing.
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
• Everything Stalin did was legal
• There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
• Why aren't there any female Jedi?
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• There was a young lady of Riga
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• There Was a Man of Double Deed
• Neither here nor there
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Unfortunately, there was no applause
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
• No shit, there I was
• There was a time when I was a better person
• There once was a girl named Irene
• There Once Was a Farmer
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• I remember, there was one
• I was never any good at maths at school
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• There was a cold day
• Before inertia, there was impetus
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
• There was a time before
• Before you, there was me
• The demon was just under three feet tall
• This is the time. The time was now. And now is then. This was the time.
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• As I was saying to my goldfish
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• I was a helpless agent of causality
• I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
• Outside the train station she was the only person wearing an Orange raincoat and a look of surprise
• Why was my poem nuked?
• WAS MY DRINK SPIKED? please respond!
• Man Was Made to Mourn
• Worm Interface
• Turner the Worm
• How the Portuguese Made a Superb Auto-De-Fe to Prevent Any Future Earthquakes, and How Candide Underwent Public Flagellation
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• How to connect any cellular phone to a modem
• As any fool can plainly see
• Constructions for dividing a segment at any integer ratio
• Men did not always like large breasts
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• What They Did to Princess Paragon
• Where did Archie find the time?
• Did Elvis see Star Wars?
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
• For every set there exists a larger set
• How much information is there in the World?
• There Is No Lumber Cartel
• There's no point unless you make one
• That's what they're there for
• There's no such thing as happily ever after.
• Is there one large Matrix or is there one for each crop?
• It's only love: at the end of the day, there are still thunderstorms and sunsets
• I think I fell in love with her right then and right there
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; There is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• .223 Remington and 5.56mmx45 NATO
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• There is nothing growing here, in the space between she and me
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• There is only one emotion with a built in safety feature
• There's you pushing me in a swing while I watched the stars.
• There is room for you
• I know there's a story in here somewhere, I just can't find it
• It was a dark and stormy night
• It was not a dream
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• Imagine if your microwave was intelligent
• The highlight of my night was two guys kissing
• tonari no shibafu wa aoi
• New Mexico, or was that Oklahoma?
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter V
• She dreamt she was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty field
• Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flame...
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Penis wa ge sik
• Was the Black Death really just Anthrax?
• How America was mapped
• Oh. I was wrong. She's the one. Goodbye.
• At that time I was taken up with alchemy
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• Alice's body art was unique
• This was my mountain. You call it your valley.
• I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
• This is a node that was solely created to fill the PQ criteria. Klaproth Ahoy!
• Was fang ich an in dieser Stadt?
• I was the shadow of the waxwing slain
• the signal was killed
• Guinea Worm Disease
• Doctor Worm
• Code Red Worm
• Palolo worm
• Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
• Does war have any redeeming features?
• How to solve any number sequence puzzle
• More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• My first comet
• Shakespeare Did It Syndrome
• Why did so many animals return to the sea
• Vancouver Stanley Cup Riots
• You did a lot of things right on this girl.
• There's Something About Mary
• Aye, there's the rub
• Oh my God! There's an axe in my head!
• There's a sucker born every minute
• not as good as being there
• There Are Many People Living Inside of Me
• There with you
• There is no violence or enmity in the Lego universe
• There are some applications for which a GUI is just not powerful enough
• There are no sleep in can
• but mr can you maybe listen there's
• There is nothing left for me there, except for all that I left behind
• There is a different time scale
• Where there's smoke
• Now and Then, Here and There
• No worst, there is none
• There are no left turn lanes

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