Findings:

• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Can't we all just get along?
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• all the way up Reagan's ass
• the hottest it has ever been
• Sorry. Position has been filled.
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Rap artists who insist on singing their own name in their songs
• Enter perfect couple, he owns all the keys
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
• We're sorry to inform you: Tony Orlando has been postponed
• Lesbian Robot Vampires : Oh No, Mr. Spooner Has Been Poisoned
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• wasn't I the guy who walked these streets all night?
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• Strangers are unwittingly saving my life in 1000 little ways all day long.
• We were all thinking it, I just said it
• Ku, Work on What Has Been Spoiled (Decay)
• An American Testament has been written, and our Ten Commandments are as follows
• my mind has long been gnawed by the cankering tooth of mystery
• Who owns the moon?
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• All words are meant poetically. Else we'd all just point and possibly grunt.
• The Piano Has Been Drinking
• Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
• And All That Could Have Been
• I knew it all along...
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Proximity Martini
• The Heart Has its own Memory
• Slay them all. God will know his own.
• And they all just stood and stared
• It has all the majesty of butterflies emerging from their cocoons, and all the sounds of Aphex Twin
• Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
• I have just been shot
• The light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
• all of them just coming over here and so on
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• Evolution has never been observed
• all i ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.
• Who owns our writeups?
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• it's all just symbol manipulation
• We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
• Has Been
• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
• Madmen have a world all their own
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• The Wheel of Time has collapsed under the weight of its own bloated corpse
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Who owns your books?
• All this has happened before, and all of it will happen again.
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• This has not been an easy year.
• Dinosaurs were just lizards who got too much oxygen
• Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
• The Girl Who Owned a City
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three
• all who come to me with this map are lost
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• Your IP address has been logged.
• Who's the finest lady in all of Disney? (e2poll)
• to distort thorax dimensions and mating rituals go awry, population of the hive has fallen dramatically and we are all doomed to piss hell
• Your computer has been cracked
• The ceiling of innovation has been reached
• WARNING: Long term exposure to women has been known to cause bitterness and alcoholism during laboratory tests
• Windows has updated your clock as a result of Daylight Saving Time
• After all, who looks at the sky anymore?
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• The Honor Roll has been retired (document)
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• Oceania has never been at war
• Now my bed has been crushed by nodeshells
• Music need not be popular to be good
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• Who owns the voting machines?
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
• Can we all just get along?
• Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
• Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
• Much has been done, and much remains to be done
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• The kind who tells you she's bipolar just to make you trust her
• It's been a night shift of a life for us all.
• Russian guy who comes over and slaps all your hos
• How interesting facts and theories are discredited
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
• Abandon all hope ye who enter here: Symbols of State-controlled reality in Orwell's 1984
• Johnny Nolan has a patch on his ass
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• Attention has been paid
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• Just as well I came along
• Western Civilization has been dead for the last 60 years
• My friend has just broken up a marriage
• Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one
• Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food
• these are the wolves who run all night
• My dog has been stolen
• He who has ears, let him hear
• A Satanist is just a Christian who chose the losing side.
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• What if all the web designers just gave up and went home?
• Been feeling red all week
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• Sitting in the library, listening to the rain, reading an interesting book and wanting to meet the man who just walked past
• It's all just noise
• Progress is in the reach of all who wish to make it
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• Each one has their own story
• All he wants to be is a 6-pack and a hot ass
• I had been hungry all the years
• Monster Truck Rally Announcer guy who comes over and eats all your food
• Can't we all just be friends?
• I've worked my ass off and I just want a drink!!!
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• How to find something which has been lost
• Genius has its own etiquette
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
• we can all just be around other people
• Every new technology has been endowed with the potential to transform society
• Your request for no MSG has been denied
• Who's been messin' with my laser?
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• Who Has Seen the Wind?
• it's just rational
• Just to Get it Out . . .
• All That She Wants
• Roll Your own
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• They own the pack while we play the three card trick
• All Hail Brother Seamen
• When I look around, I see so much pain that mirrors my own
• Not all Christians are conservatives
• wallowing in your own self pity
• I went to Atlanta and all I got was this lousy pile of junk
• Holding your own rave
• All the Pain Money Can Buy
• A taste of your own medicine
• All Your Base (user)
• Free all angels
• Cable-laden wooden poles slowly replace all the trees
• Technological advancement that will destroy us all
• I'll read this again in a year and cringe at my own stupidity

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