Findings:

• If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
• Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
• Some things are True whether you believe in them or not
• Shall I scare you with the truth? Or tell the pretty lie?
• How to tell if there's a fire on the other side of a door
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
• Does it keep you company or remind you you're alone?
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• Whether by word or deed or thought
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• You're either with us or you're against us
• It doesn't matter whether Hitler was an Atheist or a Christian
• You're either a patriot or a terrorist
• Do war movies tell the story or show the violence?
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• How to tell if you're having a heart attack
• 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
• She's waiting to tell you if you're ready to know.
• The answer is usually "Fine," whether or not you are fine
• It's hard to tell when all your love's in vain. All my love's in vain.
• Tell the truth or make your lies more interesting
• Some things exist whether you believe in them or not
• How to tell if you are stoned or not
• Taking your fiance's last name
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• Whether you take a doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit.
• An infallible way to discern whether a decade, in pop culture terms, was win or fail
• I won't take your protests seriously unless you're naked or on fire.
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• Die Hard 4.0: Live Free or Die Hard
• it is undetermined whether this is a memetic effect or an actual fact
• Excluding a group based on heterosexuality, whether falsely perceived or not, is wrong
• How to tell you're not making it in showbiz
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• Race-mixing will happen whether or not you want it
• How to tell if you're addicted to hunting
• Collision avoidance technique
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• Working hard, or hardly working?
• The manner of drinking and spitting is either hard or soft
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• roast beef
• Szechwan beef
• A pound of ground beef
• Beef jerky
• Beef tenderloin
• BBQ Beef
• hot beef injection
• Chill the beef
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• Beef stroganoff
• beef (user)
• Corned beef
• Make a bum beef
• Roast Beef (user)
• Put up a beef
• Bitter Melon and Beef
• Steamed Beef Dumplings
• Beef with Dried Bean Milk Rolls
• Beef with Broccoli
• Beef with Green Peppers and Onions
• Beef in Whisky Sauce
• Chef Boyardee Overstuffed Beef Ravioli
• Corned beef hash
• Roast beef and Yorkshire pudding
• Beef Broth
• Beef Tea
• Beef Wellington
• Minced Beef
• Minced Beef with Cucumbers
• Chartreuse with Beef Palates
• Beef and Beer
• Basic Italian ground beef mixture
• beef bowl
• Eh, you like beef?
• Beef stew
• hot beef (user)
• Ground Beef and Rice Bake
• Beef in Rice
• National Cattlemen's Beef Association
• dead beef attack
• Thai grilled beef salad with variations, even vegetarian ones
• Maruchan Roast Beef Flavor Ramen
• Maruchan Beef Flavor Ramen
• Mongolian Beef
• Beef Jello
• Honey Mustard Corned Beef Brisket
• Ginger Beef
• Beef bacon and chicken ham
• dried beef
• Beef Vindaloo
• County Jail beef and cheddar soup
• Beef Bourguignon
• corn-fed beef
• Roast beef of old England
• Teriyaki Beef
• Italian beef sandwich
• Beef negima
• Japanese beef
• Beef Stu (user)
• Teh Beef (user)
• The roast beef comes with green stuff on it.
• Beef noodle soup
• beef stock
• Slow-Cooked Tomato Sauce with Beef
• Vienna Beef
• The Frozen Beef Marinade of '77
• Braised beef risotto
• Mess beef
• Bully beef
• Corned beef and cabbage
• Beef Lips (user)
• Roast Beef Sandwich
• Beef, carrot and noodle soup
• Miriam Reichl's Corned Beef Ham
• Have I just accidentally reinvented beef Stroganoff?
• Is there anything more British than a man sick on beef?
• Beef stewed in red wine with juniper
• Buckeye, on the fly, corned beef on rye, why oh why Nocal Nodermeet
• Belgian beef braised in beer
• beef, leek and barley soup
• Braised Corned Beef with Red Wine Marinade
• Italian roast beef
• Shredded chili beef
• High Quality Beef. WARNING: May Contain Meat Scientist
• ammoniated beef
• Simple Beef and Beer Stew, for the Carnivores Among Us
• chipped beef
• Instant Pot veggie beef soup
• I got beef with a witch
• hard rock
• hard determinism
• the hard way
• It's very hard to destroy the Universe
• Linux is too hard to install
• School of Hard Knocks
• Die Hard
• hard-boiled egg
• Hard grass
• Hards
• Divinity School of Hard Knocks
• Between a rock and a hard place
• Rode hard and put up wet
• Hands on a Hard Body
• Your tax dollars hard at work
• The node that tried too hard to be loved
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• Why it is so hard to be yourself
• Life is hard
• hard boot
• Hard Candy
• Hard words
• Hard liquor for a hard life
• Hard Boiled
• A Hard Day's Night
• hard leg
• Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
• Hard drives stolen from Los Alamos Labs
• hard contact keyboards
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• some girls try too hard
• Hard Times
• hard limits
• random coolness on my hard drive
• You make it so hard to hate
• hard water
• hard shoulder
• hard up
• MTV uses hard links
• Why it is hard to sit in silence
• The Joy of Pair Bonding: Hard and Soft Limits

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