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To Keep Everything Deeply Interwingled, and Whatever Else Strikes My Fancy (*uhrrf* right in the fancy)
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Smartypants
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School of Thought, Company of Men
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omnia quae sunt, lumina sunt -- All things that are, are lights
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"EVIL TEAM? The are not so terriffic!"
--Shaolin Soccer

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"I am a perfectly ordinary magic goose and I am not at all interested in your electric Waffle Iron"

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If you send me postcards I will retaliate in kind!

Ordinary Magic Goose
41 Wolcott St. #3
Everett, MA 02149

Chat me up on AIM : illumina23

and if you have alot to say say it at: john@theymightbe.com

Illumina % is upvoting homenodes

2002.05.10@15:51 radlab0 says evidently, she was so certain she had won, she thought that stripping naked was completely appropriate.

2002.05.10@15:51 Illumina says It was her nakedness that saved her, as she drove down the caramel highway, surrounded by the destruction.

2002.05.10@16:01 radlab0 says she was alive, covered with skin, a fact accentuated by those flayed and dead around her.

2002.05.10@16:03 Illumina says none of the others had seen it coming.from the terrible blue sky, only she, naked for a sign, was protected in her immodesty.

2002.05.10@16:13 radlab0 says So it was, the woman and her car, alive, glistening, proud. They flew along the highway together. They did not look back.

2002.05.10@16:15 Illumina says her companion was mysterious, quixotic. He, too, glistened,though not with the florid glow that she evinced. His was a glisteningthat sounded like mice, like the crushing of small bones.

2002.05.10@17:35 radlab0 says likewise, his reason for nudity did not match the sincerity of hers. "blood washes off of skin more easily than clothing," he thought. He had a plan.

2002.05.10@17:35Illumina says He knew the blood would come, in the intervening days. He knew that, like all things in his life, it would come to blood. But he did not know that she had the secret, for she could bleed without dying, and in doing so, she captured death. She would teach him

2002.05.10@19:37 radlab0 says She would live as she had always lived. He would watch as he had always watched.


How to catch a lion with only a jar, tweezers and binoculars:
1) Wait for the lion
2) On arrival, look through the big end of the binoclars at the lion, which is now very small
3) Use the tweezers to pick up the lion and place it in the bottle.
4) Voila!



Noders whom I habitually upvote even before reading their nodes, because they are consistently so damn good: IglooWhite-junkpile-Imprecation-iceowl

THANK YOU WE LIKE HAPPY

Florida Gathering Pics: http://theymigthbe.com/noders/florida/index.htm

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4. Using crayons, paints, scissors, glue, collage materials or any other materials, create a piece of large-denomination paper money, good for making a payment on your karmic debt.
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>Thanks for the feedback (are you a dark archon?)

I'm a fucking FRILLY Pink Archon! with matching purse!

These two mix CDs are availible upon request, they will soon be on the E2 Mix-tape lotto:

The Old Mother Hubbard Mix
  • Morning - Spinach Featuring Laura Derby
  • The Wiseguys - Start The Commotion
  • Fatboy Slim - the Rockafeller Skank
  • Paul Oakenfold - Fathers Of Sound
  • Trance Control - Love And Desire
  • Loreena Mckennitt - The Mummers Dance (dna remix)
  • Aphex Twin & Underworld - Born Slippy
  • Depeche Mode - When Doves Cry
  • The Smiths - Girlfriend in a Coma
Ottoman New York
  • Ani DiFranco - Shameless
  • Cake - I Will Survive
  • Barenaked Ladies - It's All Been Done
  • Dar Williams - Iowa (Travelling III)
  • Michael Stipe - One
  • Machines Of Loving Grace - Golgatha Tenement Blues
  • Orbital - Halcyon & on & on (Live Hacker Remix)
  • Dead Can Dance - Cantara
  • Mila-Mar - Djanga
  • Tom Waits - Heigh Ho
  • Jane Siberry - It Can't Rain All The TIme
  • Dar WIlliams - The Chrisitans And The Pagans
  • The Blues Brothers - Rawhide
  • R.E.M. - The Lion Sleeps Tonight
  • The Neilds - Innertube
  • Belle Starz - Iko Iko
  • Deep Blue Something - Breakfast At Tiffany's
radlab0(21:42): HI GORGEOUS YOU ARE SO SEXY!
illumina23 (21:45): together WE ARE SEXY.
illumina23 (21:45): collectively and individually


"If I were a maitre d', I'd suddenly scream at my customer, 'You want the booth? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE BOOTH!' That is some funny-ass maitre d' humor, I don't mind telling you!"
--Jim Rosenberg, via Kim on alt.fan.cecil-adams


Nodes to Do:
  • The Fate of the Vikings in Greenland
  • That New Car Smell: Pthalates
  • Digital Amplifier
  • Amplifier Classification
  • Dahnhak
  • Supreme Invoking Ritual of the Pentagram
  • Middle Pillar Ritual
  • Pagan Motors
  • the Atlas of Orpheus
  • Krugerrand
  • Tragic Moments Figurines (Teenagers from Outer Space)
  • Camille Paglia on Rape
  • Living Room
  • Anarchy
  • IT Unions
  • Night on Storrow

Forthwith, the categorization:

The Totally Amazing

The Totally Fucking Funny

The Totally Fucking Wierd

The Totally Fucking Informative

The Totally Fucking Miscellanious

The Totally Fucking Beautiful

The Totally Fucking Cool

The Totally Fucking Feminist

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