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• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• kick ass
• grandma (user)
• The students who kicked out the consultants
• To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
• Vomiting on your great grandma's Volvo in the early hours of the Vernal Equinox
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• They called the wrong Grandma today...
• Grandma's spectacles
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• Grandma's Theme
• my grandma's 7 plum tree
• Grandma King tells the other half (part 2)
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Grandma King Tells Half
• Grandma
• Overgrowth (for those who have loved the emotionally disturbed)
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• The Princess Who Kicked Butt
• Actors who have played Bruce Wayne / Batman
• Hurry, think, grandma is dying
• I kick ass for the Lord!
• My mom kicks ass
• Grandma Understood
• How to kick ass at a job interview
• How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
• Grandma's Marathon
• Grandma and the internet or Cream of the Slop
• Vampire at grandma's
• Know your pets
• I remember the minimizer's playbook before it was killing grandmas
• If grandma could see us now
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Grandma Moses
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• you have an obligation to those who are gone
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• Our rover can kick your lander's ass!
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• Great holes secretly are digged where earth's pores ought to suffice, and things have learnt to walk that ought to crawl.
• How to fight and not get your ass kicked
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• How to not fight and not get your ass kicked
• How to fight and kick ass
• Decentralized networking kicked my ass
• The Wild Colonials
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• Canada Kicks Ass
• Drinking is like daring the universe to kick my ass
• Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
• How my favorite Grandma died
• Those Who Dig
• Dr. Dave and Jakob's Grandma
• Grandma High letters
• My grandma died yesterday. Did she die?
• Grandma's brain exploded; thereafter, things improved
• Grandma meets the microwave
• Today I buried my grandma
• Men Who Dig Up History
• Kick Ass Oat Bread
• Grandma King tells the other half (part 1)
• I wish Sid Vicious would kick my fucking ass
• grandma sandra (user)
• Dish soap isn't body wash, grandma!
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• it's all those cutthroat grandmas
• Poison in the morning is still poison, grandma!
• grandma cat (user)
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• Using a command line
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• What the Democratic Party needs is a kick in the ass
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• Grandma Heimstadt
• The Boy Who Didn't Give a Rat's Ass
• American politicians who have studied abroad
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• Actors who have played Hitler
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Girls Kick Ass: A Feminist Critique of the New Action Heroine and the Male Gaze
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
• Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• The ironic fate of Terry Gilliam, the man who should not have left La Mancha
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Celebrities who have appeared at Carnegie Mellon University
• The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet's Nest
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• JOE KICK ASS (user)
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• Type A blood
• Covering your ass
• ass
• Up Your Ass
• Rat's ass
• The Ass and His Driver
• The Ass and His Shadow
• The Ass and His Masters
• The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
• The Ass and the Horse
• Who made Hell?
• The Ass and the Wolf
• Kiss my ass
• Big Ass Truck
• jawbone of an ass
• Asses of Fire
• Photocopying your ass is not recommended
• Piece of ass
• The Kennedy crimes
• Persian wild ass
• Bad Ass vs. Evil sunglasses
• Your ass is indefensible
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• Use of "ass" as an intensifier
• This door is not a horse's ass!
• Bad things with which to wipe your ass
• Big Ass Pork Plate
• The color of an ass on the run
• A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
• Weird-ass exam technique
• Don't let the door hit you in the ass
• Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free
• My God, will you look at the ass on that metis?
• Kerr's Ass
• The Shoes of the Fisherman's Wife Are Some Jive Ass Slippers
• Ass Pain
• Put your head down and your ass in the air
• Cool ass babe
• colder than a well digger's ass
• Run Your Ass Non-Stop
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Ass and potpourri
• Grave Are The Hairs On Our Asses
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• The Obscene Ass
• Get your ass out of the testosterone lane!
• half-assed
• Bust Ass Falls
• You'd better start hauling ass
• Duck's ass
• My first smart ass comment
• bad ass (user)
• Beauty is in the eye of the head up the ass of the beholder
• The Devil is an Ass
• Federal "pound me in the ass" prison
• show your ass (user)
• ass candy (user)
• ass butt (user)
• I've worked my ass off and I just want a drink!!!
• The law is an ass
• Jack ass (user)
• The legend of the three good ass whoopings by Nathaniel Carter
• How this broke ass college student manages his finances online
• Ass kisser
• The -Ass Suffix and Beyond
• grabbing ass
• hot ass chris (user)
• trina sexy ass (user)
• ass whole (user)
• virgan ass (user)
• Cheap Ass Games (node_forward)
• Dat ass

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