Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in church."

• I will ask them all their dreams
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• They Prayed to their Code To Give them Light
• The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• you will not keep the attention of plebeians, they only listen with their eyes
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• Words said in anger are, in the end, just words. They only become daggers if you let them.
• they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
• to that end they offer you their bare bellies. pick up the knife.
• let us not lift our voices and speak like we are little girls
• To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
• Never let them see you bleed
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• I will give them refuge in my own life
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• Why American women shave their legs
• I Ain't Got No Home In This World Any More
• She brought them home to meet the dog
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• It's best not to touch them while they are leaving
• Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• This place needs more actual lists of theses nailed to church doors. Let's begin.
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• Learn fer't speak Lankisher
• Robots Will Learn to Love Again
• Let us speak
• Triumph of the will: the Cat speaks!
• You see them driving around, rubbing the sleep out of their eyes
• Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
• though they could speak and had beautiful voices
• let me speak (user)
• If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• I was into them after they were hip
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• what infant will love them, in the cold dark earth?
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you pay them
• they are waiting for us to return to them, beneath and away
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• Strike Them Hard, Drag Them to Church
• What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• If you want to enter Miss World, learn to speak English
• Then the father hen will call his chickens home
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• i learned the rules; i just never practiced them
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• Parents who won't let their children play with toy guns
• let them be your power
• I drop my seeds on the topsoil and let the wind blow them
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Judging women by their books
• Jack will speak to you
• Women and their weight problem
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• Eventually you will need to open up the shades to let the light in
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will accidentally shoot their children
• Any minute now, you will go blind
• How to learn any skateboarding trick
• one by one their blades will grind to a halt and stand still like a white forest.
• a radical thing called "talking to women and taking their answers seriously"
• You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
• Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
• Everyone tells their own story with them as the star
• Slay them all. God will know his own.
• I want them to go out as unseen as they came
• No point in mentioning the bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• We left our dead where they lay and the sand preserved them
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• Don’t write love letters to women unless you are dating them
• Loving someone, knowing down to the day when you will leave them.
• They Are Them. We are us. Kill Them. All.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
• let me ask (user)
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• The debate over the ordination of women in the Catholic Church
• It's a bit tone deaf to ask an agnostic if they want to go to the priest and confess
• What to do when your husband comes home
• I Will Take You Home
• Reality creeps through the cracks of broken places and broken thoughts and asks us: What Will You Do?
• They asked me to write a letter
• Lights will guide you home
• Just don't let's pretend she followed you home
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• And maybe the horse will learn how to sing
• DJuxtaposition vs. Gamestop : Or how I learned to let go of the PS2 and start loving the DC
• sing them home
• Learn the Rules Before You Break Them
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• You learn to shoulder them, these cow ghosts
• There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
• Let them know
• nobody will let me start a country
• Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
• let me speak please (user)
• Let them eat cake
• my insides are like lava. let me warm you. I will envelope all of you
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• Let's Pretend They Were Red
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• As strangers they could speak, and it lifted the rain
• How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Greeks like their women armless
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• Nobody paid any attention until white people started to speak out
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• By their fruits you shall know them
• don't let them scare you
• Let them have Festivas
• Is any man so daring as to dig them up?
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• and it gets lonely in the rain while they wait for their hook-up
• They Shall Beat Their Plowshares Into Swords
• If men define situations as real, they are real in their consequences.
• They Spent Their Wild Youthful Days in the Glittering World of the Salons
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• The dark riders were not sleeping. They were only resting their eyes.
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet

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