Findings:

• Were there a god!
• There is no Cabal
• Were there civilian Transformers?
• So There We Were
• There were only twelve raindrops, she counted them on the windshield under heavy soft skies
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• no shit, there we were
• What if there were a war, and nobody came?
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• There were times better than this
• There were many who went in huddled procession
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• If there were no birds
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Behave as if there were a God
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• And Then There Were None
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• There were no clouds. I prayed for lightning.
• All I could remember in the morning is that maybe there were wishing hands involved
• Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• If there's hell below we're all going to go
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• Were there nine moons above your head? Were there none?
• Fossils were put there by God
• I felt as calm as the day outside. My footsteps were certain below the neutral sky. I wished there were someone watching.
• There were three young ladies of Birmingham
• cabal
• Milano cabal
• The MI Memorial Day mini-meetup
• Cabal (user)
• Meeting of the Secret Cabal
• a secret cabal of squirrels has been slowly terraforming the world behind our backs
• Discordianism in the ranks of the the Cabal That Doesn't Exist
• there
• Who's There?
• out there
• You can't get there from here
• There is no windchill at absolute zero
• There is no god but God
• In the mountains, there you feel free
• Do or do not, there is no try
• No shit, there I was
• IN THE GRIM FUTURE OF HELLO KITTY, THERE IS ONLY WAR.
• There is no spoon
• What danger is there in cussing?
• There is only ONE God
• There are four lights
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Like there's no tomorrow
• Why is there no Nobel Prize in Mathematics?
• The more you eat, the more there are
• Why are there Black Vulcans?
• you had to be there
• Aye, there's the rub
• there's no accounting for taste
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Candide and His Valet Arrive in the Country of El Dorado--What They Saw There
• Candide and Martin Touch upon the English Coast -- What They See There
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• There is no friend anywhere
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
• There is no camel in this scene
• Oh my God! There's an axe in my head!
• Proof that there exist irrational a,b for which a^b is rational
• All these worlds are yours except Europa. Attempt no landings there.
• there's a first time for everything
• There is no "One", either
• There is no 'I' in 'team'
• beyond the veil of nothingness there exists a sea of poets, judges all
• There is no enemy anywhere
• There is a speck of dust in my eye, honestly
• Seeing your password right there on the screen
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• There is no suck, only blow
• Are we there yet?
• There are no atheists in the foxholes
• There is infinite hope, but not for us
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• There is no such thing as a free lunch
• there's a spider in my keyboard
• There is Power in a Union
• There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
• Being There
• Hang in there
• there is no existing mythology
• There Is Nothing Left to Lose
• There's no substitute for cubic inches
• How I came to Spaceland, and what I saw there
• There was a young lady of Riga
• Is there anybody out there?
• There are no transitional fossils
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• There's a sucker born every minute
• There's an alien in your bag
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• all the cute guys will be there
• There is no strategy in StarCraft
• There's a story behind it
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• The more laws there are, the more crime there is
• There is only one electron
• Getting rid of start menu items
• At Least There is Racing
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• there's good and bad in being a database administrator
• Why there hasn't been much hooliganism in holland during Euro2000
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• There's no such thing as normal
• Pop music is irrefutable proof that there is in fact a Hell
• down in the quarry there is no noise
• there is a reason for the presence of water on my desk
• Is there a god?
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• not as good as being there
• Not that there's anything wrong with that
• There are no stars any more
• There is a girl
• There's more than one way to skin a cat
• There is no right answer
• There Is No Natural Religion
• There's a Hole in the Bucket
• There was a time when I was a better person
• There's a woman inside my stereo
• There are Spirits also in the City
• There's no there there
• there is a level in the world beyond the physical
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• Hey kids - No hope in dope!
• Hm... that's strange. There's nothing there!
• No matter where you go, there you are
• There are more Chinese restaurants in Toronto than in Shanghai
• There are people for everything
• There is no such thing as emotional healing
• How much information is there in the World?
• There's a time and a place
• If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• There are more stars in the universe than grains of sand on earth
• Everything that there is to do with a guitar has been done
• Everything that there is to do with electronic instruments has been done
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• There's a bear outside the tent!
• Why there are seven days in a week
• This is our ool. Notice there is no P in it. Please keep it that way.
• There Are Many People Living Inside of Me
• There Is a Light that Never Goes Out
• There is no good depression. It's not sexy. It's not fun. It's not the new rock and roll.
• There is
• There are no three letter .coms left
• Is There Something About Bangkok I Should Maybe Know About?
• There are other things I haven't told you yet
• A drug that gives instant orgasms
• How many melodies are there in the universe?
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• There are no facts
• There is neither mastery nor slavery except as it exists in the attitude of the soul toward the world
• There was an old lady
• If God is good, why is there so much suffering in the world?
• But there are NUNS watching us!
• There's always a catch!
• There will be time
• There's nothing harder than learning how to receive.
• Oh, Is There Not One Maiden Breast
• Without religion, there is no God
• There Is No Lumber Cartel

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