if music were a woman

the train ride "home"                                        Fuck off                                         laughter                                        atonality and atheism                     Dolce                                 If there is a heaven, she is there.                             harmony                                         Adagio                                     Tactics                                              Me and my big mouth        Thank you                                      Musical Rules at Home and in Life  Is this poetry or crap?                   Controversial Noding                         Crescendo                                    I know how to bring a whiskey bottle pleasure with my touch                  if music was a woman you would have a mistress              music elitist                    Law of entropy as it applies to music        circadian                                       Accelerando                         ChimesScherzo       video installation                            The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are                                                Legato                           The Subjunctive Mood of English      ambient music                            whiner                    My body is a battlefield, and all my breasts ever do is argue about existentialism                           The day I realized what being alive was       Entertainment Lasers There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World                             I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.