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Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet"

• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Have you eaten (rice) yet?
• Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• We have had enough of your beige
• Mountains exist that I have yet to climb
• If it ain't broke, don't fix it
• The turkey doesn't have a head!
• sleep doesn't take me far enough.
• Survival isn't good enough, you have to live
• This Town Ain't Big Enough For The Both Of Us
• I have had enough of Survivor
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• If you have enough monkeys banging randomly on typewriters, they will eventually type the works of William Shakespeare
• I have not yet begun to fight
• Is the lock broke, or does everyone have a key?
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• They have taken enough
• Just because you have a girlfriend doesn't mean you have a social life
• reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
• You have not enough wood to burn chance, which rules the world.
• The lions and the lambs ain't sleepin' yet
• My Swedish vibrator doesn't have Linux drivers!
• The endless blue sky is not big enough to hold her memories, so it doesn't
• Does war have any redeeming features?
• Astro City #5
• There ain't no black in the Union Jack
• pimpin aint easy (user)
• Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
• Ack! That person doesn't fit in a category! Quick, find one for them!
• Water goes down the drain the same way in Australia
• The kind of woman who doesn't need catching
• The If Footprints Doesnt Knock His Wife Up Pronto The Whole World Will Think He's A Homofag When You Hear This Music Band
• It's cold today, but not cold enough for an ice storm
• Just enough to give the shadows color
• Large enough I had to count it in stones
• tick-list features
• Reflexing Feature
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Does a dog have buddha nature?
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• Haves and Have-Nots
• Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• People have fucked up before
• I have never felt more alive
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• At least I have something to show for my awkward days
• Kids have no concept of time
• Penis size and impregnation
• I would like to have emotions
• All cell phones will have GPS capability
• I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• What do I have of my mother's?
• They could have saved Kevin
• Why'd you have to go and remember THAT?
• My mom has the Pope, my dad has my mom, and I have the sky
• This is why we can't have nice things
• i have small phallus (user)
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• a dream you did not have
• The eyes have it... (e2poll)
• Jesus' blood never failed me yet
• Stealing Sushi Yet Again
• Ain't I a man?
• Baby, we ain't nothing but mammals
• It Ain't Necessarily So
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Tuning a bad piano doesn't make it a good piano
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• "Inmate" Doesn't Count (e2poll)
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• Interestingly enough
• Hurricanes don't dance enough.
• Time Enough At Last
• An internet big enough to give you everything you want to read is an internet big enough to take from you everything you want to read
• Features of Everything that foster community
• Dickens' America: Epilogue and Special Features
• have
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• How the mighty have fallen
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• Not all disagreements have to be a flame war
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• Expect nothing and you shall have everything
• Californians have no soul
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• Proof that you have 11 fingers
• I have memories of the sky
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• The choice you have to make
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• Your radical ideas about roman numerals have already occurred to others
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• The Places You Have Come to Fear the Most
• Why casinos have an upper limit on bets
• All cats have nine tails
• Jeeves! Have this puny billionaire thrown out IMMEDIATELY!
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• I have made up a name for my disease
• Have you hugged a psychopath today?
• And yet another vegetarian meal that isn't just brown gack
• Yet another suggestion for economic reform in Britain
• Nostalgia ain't what it used to be
• Sometimes I feel my clockwork heart just ain't wound right
• When The Tigers Broke Free
• Never trust something that bleeds for a week and doesn't die
• It Doesn't Matter Any More
• They say all you need is love, but chocolate doesn't hurt either.
• C is for cookie, and that's good enough for me
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• Sitting close enough that he gets the idea
• Feature request for Universe 2.0
• undocumented Windows features
• Have you tried rebooting?
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• When I have female children
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• I have a friend
• I really have to do you now
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• You Can't Have Mary
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• Words Have No Meaning
• Type A blood
• the revolution will not have corporate sponsorship
• So you don't have to
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• You have no power over me
• Americans have more than 40 words for boobies
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• AES may have been broken
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• I have no idea!!_root (category)
• have (user)
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• Why roses have thorns
• We have standards AND pants
• How to Pretend to Have a Job
• I have too much to say
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• Don't buy the champagne just yet
• Controlled by fear and yet calling ourselves free
• The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)
• Breaking down ain't hard to do
• pimpin aint easy_root (category)
• How They Broke Away to Go to the Rootabaga Country
• The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
• A bounded universe doesn't resolve Olbers' paradox
• He doesn't bite
• Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore
• Truth doesn't need to shout
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• There are some applications for which a GUI is just not powerful enough
• Enough is as good as a feast
• Colours Are Not Enough
• undocumented feature

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