Findings:

• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• I never thought it would be like this
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• That I Would Be Good
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• If you would be seated
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• Where would America be without Canada?
• Just to see what it would be like
• it would be hilarious if only
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
• The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
• The best kind of bartender
• eternity would be boring
• If you took away the floor, we'd be floating
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• A whimper would be fine
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• If you would be so kind
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• Let's call this art
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• Chicago calls to one who would listen
• Bright Star, Would I were Steadfast as Thou Art
• What really happens when you call the help desk
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• The Ten Commandments revised
• If I were Twenty-One I would study the art of pleasing
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• That would be me
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• The Man Who Would Be King
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• Life without music would be a mistake
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• Mind without body
• I never realized how helpful a visual arts degree could be in fixing sump pumps
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• what would it take to be serene again?
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
• That Would Be Enough
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• They knew what our pain would be.
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• My RPG will be a work of art
• If an E2 user called you, what would you say?
• I'd rather be lost than be where you call home
• We Thought You Would Be Prettier
• Art is whatever makes you proud to be human.
• mail art
• martial arts
• Art of Noise
• Brooklyn Museum of Art
• martial art
• art group
• The Art of Computer Programming
• The Art of War
• The Ancient Art of War
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• Art Pepper
• Art Spiegelman
• Modern art
• Everything as Art
• Encyclopedie, ou Dictionnaire raisonne des sciences, des arts et des metiers
• Into Battle with The Art of Noise
• Thou art God
• National Endowment for the Arts
• art history
• cheap art
• String art
• Arts and Crafts
• Nose Art
• parallel art galleries
• Art Club
• Fuck art, let's dance
• websites as art
• Art is the barometer of society
• Art Vandelay
• Art as Flirtation and Surrender
• The art of peeling large pieces of skin delicately
• The Gardiner Museum of Ceramic Art
• ASCII Art Ensemble
• the art of railing
• Fuck Art. Let's Kill.
• The art of stuffing people into boxes
• The State of the Art
• Thou art the Man
• Youth and Art
• Art versus Entertainment
• The Art of Electronics
• Public liberal arts college
• T.A.Z.: Art Sabotage
• T.A.Z.: II. Some Poetic-Terrorist Ideas Still Sadly Languishing in the Realm of "Conceptual Art,"
• WoOz: 16 The Magic Art of the Great Humbug
• Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences
• O Brother, Where Art Thou?
• On the Art of Spider Dancing
• Zen and the Art of Lock Picking
• Art and geekery

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