Findings:
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- I never thought it would be like this
- How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- That I Would Be Good
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- Mandy would be happy if i died
- If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
- If you would be seated
- It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- Where would America be without Canada?
- Just to see what it would be like
- it would be hilarious if only
- Linux would be dead without Windows
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
- Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
- The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
- The best kind of bartender
- eternity would be boring
- If you took away the floor, we'd be floating
- If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
- If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
- A whimper would be fine
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- If you would be so kind
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- Let's call this art
- if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
- What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
- This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
- Chicago calls to one who would listen
- Bright Star, Would I were Steadfast as Thou Art
- What really happens when you call the help desk
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
- The Ten Commandments revised
- If I were Twenty-One I would study the art of pleasing
- We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
- That would be me
- This would be easier if we did it backwards
- The Man Who Would Be King
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- The Filesystem That Would Be King
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
- Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- I don't want to be here when you don't call.
- Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- Life without music would be a mistake
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
- Mind without body
- I never realized how helpful a visual arts degree could be in fixing sump pumps
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target
- Your noise would not be missed here.
- I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
- what would it take to be serene again?
- If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
- That Would Be Enough
- If there were more people like you, there would be more people
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- They knew what our pain would be.
- But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
- If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
- It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
- The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
- My RPG will be a work of art
- If an E2 user called you, what would you say?
- I'd rather be lost than be where you call home
- We Thought You Would Be Prettier
- Art is whatever makes you proud to be human.
- mail art
- martial arts
- Art of Noise
- Brooklyn Museum of Art
- martial art
- art group
- The Art of Computer Programming
- The Art of War
- The Ancient Art of War
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- Art Pepper
- Art Spiegelman
- Modern art
- Everything as Art
- Encyclopedie, ou Dictionnaire raisonne des sciences, des arts et des metiers
- Into Battle with The Art of Noise
- Thou art God
- National Endowment for the Arts
- art history
- cheap art
- String art
- Arts and Crafts
- Nose Art
- parallel art galleries
- Art Club
- Fuck art, let's dance
- websites as art
- Art is the barometer of society
- Art Vandelay
- Art as Flirtation and Surrender
- The art of peeling large pieces of skin delicately
- The Gardiner Museum of Ceramic Art
- ASCII Art Ensemble
- the art of railing
- Fuck Art. Let's Kill.
- The art of stuffing people into boxes
- The State of the Art
- Thou art the Man
- Youth and Art
- Art versus Entertainment
- The Art of Electronics
- Public liberal arts college
- T.A.Z.: Art Sabotage
- T.A.Z.: II. Some Poetic-Terrorist Ideas Still Sadly Languishing in the Realm of "Conceptual Art,"
- WoOz: 16 The Magic Art of the Great Humbug
- Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences
- O Brother, Where Art Thou?
- On the Art of Spider Dancing
- Zen and the Art of Lock Picking
- Art and geekery
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