Findings:
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- Know your pets
- two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
- Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen: Who Killed Jimmy Olsen
- Who Killed Retro Girl?
- A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
- Lefties who have no sense of humour
- Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
- She told me I'd make a good Satan
- everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- Have you told your parents you're gay?
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- I killed him today, he who does not exist
- The Power Rangers who killed the gooey bad man
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- i kept dreaming of a world i thought i'd never see, and then one day i got in
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- I never thought I'd have something to say
- Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
- If I were your boss, I'd have fired you
- You have a sad feeling for a moment, then it passes
- Celebrities who have appeared at Carnegie Mellon University
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- I would have killed for a sexual thought
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- Professors who have contempt for their students
- I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Who Killed Euronymous?
- Who Killed Bobby Fuller?
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
- dedicated to someone who told me--you are my sleep
- Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
- Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
- I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
- If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
- The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
- I guess that I am the one who has changed
- Type A blood
- We know we have fallen because we know who we are
- Actors who have played Hitler
- For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
- Of course, first you have to kill him
- Using a command line
- If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
- you have five minutes to admire the beauty in everything and then you die
- Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- Everything I have told you, even this, is a lie
- For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
- Actors who have played Bruce Wayne / Batman
- American politicians who have studied abroad
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
- Overgrowth (for those who have loved the emotionally disturbed)
- Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
- If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
- Khaled Islambouli
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- The ironic fate of Terry Gilliam, the man who should not have left La Mancha
- We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
- Who killed Mr. Moonlight?
- Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
- i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
- if you have love in your heart, then you are my friend
- Kill the Man Who Questions
- Who Killed Cock-Robin?
- Who Killed the Jews?
- Who Killed Monster Munch?
- Who killed the pork chops? What price bananas? Are you my angel?
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- If Satan is the prince of darkness, then who is the king?
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
- Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
- never know who told it best
- I Know Who Killed Me
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
- you have an obligation to those who are gone
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done
- We Have Explosive
- Have a nice day
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
- The tattoo phenomenon
- Sally guests I have known
- I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
- I have seen the elephant
- What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
- Have a buck
- Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
- I have a tricorn hat
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
- Why males have nipples
- Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- We're trying to have a baby
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- The number you have dialed is imaginary
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
- you can't have it both ways
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- You have much to learn, Grasshopper
- You have no socially redeeming value
- Let them have Festivas
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- Who made Hell?
- I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
- Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
- You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
- Have you Meta Moderated Today?
- Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
- That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
- What Have They Done to the Rain
- What Have They Done to the Rain?
- A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
- Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
- Coloring your name in Quake 3
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
- The best phone call I could have made tonight
- Skinny people have it bad, too
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