Findings:
- Someday you will drive your CowboyNeal to the CowboyNeal to pick up some more CowboyNeal
- For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Someday you will browse your Google to Google to pick up some more google
- Someday you will drive your Sony to the sony to pick up some more Sony
- Careers for a liberal arts major
- All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
- See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
- The well-groomed ones? Those are liberal arts majors.
- The guy who can't even pick up guys
- A Defense of the Liberal Arts
- Tips for geeks trying to pick up girls
- American politicians who have studied abroad
- Professors who have contempt for their students
- Dead links in writeups
- How to hook a TV up to a computer
- i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
- My computer blew up
- How to pick up hot red-headed chicks
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- liberal arts
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
- Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
- we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
- Baptist fear of dancing
- You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
- Grease up the mirror with some lipstick
- Waking up is nice for those first few moments before you remember who and what you are.
- The Art of Computer Programming
- On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
- I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
- Being a Jerk to Pick Up Girls
- The navigational computer confirms that we have emerged from hyperspace... on the other side of the planet.
- Liberal Arts College: Day 1
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
- Type A blood
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- The friend who knows a lot about computers
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- because I have given up any care
- Why I really have to question the intelligence of computer game companies
- to that end they offer you their bare bellies. pick up the knife.
- Come Pick Me Up
- Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
- Watch whose money you pick up.
- find a penny, pick it up
- run it up the flagpole and see who salutes
- Bumper stickers about kids who beat up honor students
- Some who wander are lost
- Men Who Dig Up History
- 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America
- People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
- Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
- Clearing Up Some Misconceptions: Donation Box
- Local publications I picked up in Toronto
- Our Father Christmas, who art at the North Pole
- Blowing up computer chips
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- The problem with having parents who don't fully understand computers
- Using Dao Yin as a martial arts warm up
- Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
- I guess that I am the one who has changed
- Why is it that the alien mortal enemies of humanity always have some fatal flaw?
- Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
- People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
- (Who's Afraid of) The Art of Noise
- Actors who have played Bruce Wayne / Batman
- Actors who have played Hitler
- To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
- Overgrowth (for those who have loved the emotionally disturbed)
- Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
- I do have some things to hide
- pick up
- My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- pick up line
- How to pick up a dime with a forklift
- The Pick Up Line
- How to pick up Sheilas
- She picked herself up, wiping away at her dignity
- Pick up artistry
- Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
- Would you pick up a penny? (e2poll)
- Carl Sagan threw down the gauntlet and Tyson picked it up and put it on.
- Too loud to pick up that flinch.
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- Some nights, I lie in my bed and stare up at the stars...
- Some of your peers who seem happy, popular, and self-confident are miserable
- Who wants some schlock
- Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
- What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
- don't trust a teacher who only takes on the brightest pupils. to find the sun in a stone, now, that takes true skill.
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
- a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
- Public liberal arts college
- Crazy mixed up kids who stopped living and became zombies
- T.A.Z.: II. Some Poetic-Terrorist Ideas Still Sadly Languishing in the Realm of "Conceptual Art,"
- In this workshop we'll cover skills like setting up and configuring a terrible howl or shriek.
- How to pick up men
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- old computers have a hunger for flesh
- Girlfriend who likes computers
- the seven liberal arts
- Know your pets
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- Does a computer have a Buddha nature?
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- Computers have no sense of time
- For Gaining Knowledge of the Liberal Arts
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks
- People have fucked up before
- A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
- Please sir, may I have some more?
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- Celebrities who have appeared at Carnegie Mellon University
- Using a command line
- Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
- just to have some human contact
- The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
- I love you so much that I have to break up with you
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- Art has an actual purpose
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- I have made up a name for my disease
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
- Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
- I have to return some videotapes
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- Lefties who have no sense of humour
- For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- you have an obligation to those who are gone
- Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
- some people are so poor, all they have is money
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
- The ironic fate of Terry Gilliam, the man who should not have left La Mancha
- We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
- Pick it up
- Pick up the Phone Booth and Die
- i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
- We know we have fallen because we know who we are
- computer art
- Pick up Sticks
- If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
- The boy who was picked last in gym class
- How to pick up women
- I pick up countries and scatter them down
- You cannot pick up the pieces, unless they all fall to the floor
- Pick up a tail
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- The Art Of Insulting - Chapter II - Who do I insult?
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