Where did I put that?
Somewhere near iDEATH I got lost in:
Carthage I killed my father, I ate human flesh and I quiver with joy mosquito BitchX Special cheerleader panties Picaroon The lowest spiritual common denominatorInstrumentality Omegranite pomegranite pomegranite pomegranite pomegranite pomegranite pie If you play a note high enough, it becomes a beam of light submarine watermelontrout oil In Watermelon Sugar I may or may not have been naked Yossarian living room Refuse to date anyone you work with Kurt Vonnegut Heroin The Great Grand E2 Mix-Tape Lotto Male multiple orgasms Bang! Who'd I shoot? Super Nintendo Entertainment System Music Appreciation The Darkness Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results Heather Locklear January 25, 2004 You Know My Name (Look Up the Number) A call to action for Everything, Kansas Holy City of Fez Asperger's syndrome A message from sensei lawnjart Sunset The Definitive E2 Weekend Spectacular Hull Breeching Extravaganza! Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others The Kim Li Diaries: Chapter One Typo Death Squad It gives a clear and present light But I'm a Cheerleader Someone call the waaaambulance The one song I can't stand listening tocargo pants Funhouse modem Tom Robbins Fun House Star Trek: Nemesis Touch of Grey Insert coin Ankh-Morpork The E2 End of Summer Denial of School Northwest Gathering Anonymous honesty may destroy me. vote tag LSD Trout Fishing in America E2 Gatherings Ubiquitous Bard College Head West! Colonize an already-inhabited place! Rising moon poem How to entertain young children on little or no money Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai Zinc The three year generation gap Jason Mewes Nonsense and the lovely, part of the parcel Robert Kelly The Art of the Mix Tape December 2, 2002 Michael Chabon Richard Brautigan Everything Rumors AOL Instant Messenger Pinchemadre The Dictionary of Imaginary Places HOT DAMN 3! nodestock The Everything People Registry : United States : Oregon Vienna Simpsons racism? The longest multi-word palindrome in any language: 2 August 11, 2000 T.S. Eliot lifelike feeling Marmalade Boy I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) Castlevania II: Belmont's Revenge Yossarian's School of Badassary found poetry diphenhydramine Y operator Tommy Lasorda A Thousand Points of Light Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania Nonsense and the lovely, more of the parcel That busted Jersey barrier where I-90 enters Massachusetts Shakespeare's Insults Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways Legal Structures for Intentional Communities in the United States The effect of the lack of cheerleaders in English schools The Horny E2 Portland Conflagration post-soiree wrap-up The Everything guide to being a pizza driver third eyeDust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people Dream Log: June 28, 2003 relief The British are coming! Noders called to arms to repel invaders in California! IKEA A coming out node The Mothman Prophecies Celine Dion Hummingbird Maker Apotheosis The collected letters of sundays dreaming Intellectually drop dead gorgeous Legend An Idiot Abroad Saving Richard Brautigan biscotti June 16, 2001 Community2 Things I learned in one week of college Welcome to role playing game Dream Log: January 21, 2003 January 21, 2002 Gracie's Bird Cage induction motor Tom Christiansen .am et in Arcadia ego Everything2 Decaversary Interviews: Evil Catullus dingleberry Catbox A really good sandwich that ideath could make to take to work with her Send me a check for eleven cents The Lake Ken Kesey Vancouver Central Park Pensions crisis Ouroboros Sandro Botticelli inBOIL How to meet the most girls thefez: our global nightmare your Free Geek Everything2 Decaversary Interviews: fuzzy_and_blue Podcast Former teacher sentenced to 12Π years for sexual abuse Wormwood Jackalope Larry Wall palette swap A day in the life of Everything, Kansas I like the (idea) love it's Macintosh johnny johnny woops! game I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II Tell the truth. Begin by beginning. Say good things to yourself. Celebrity encounters Laura Bush on great literature I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthdayLeonard Cohen werewolf Ikaruga Aeneid Grandma's brain exploded; thereafter, things improved The Stranger zanshin Keanu Reeves The Flea and the Man though they could speak and had beautiful voices The Gods Must Be Crazy A very small, and very different type of noder's meet Enter the Matrix I would like to sit in a coffee shop with a notebook, two pens, a carton of cigarettes, and you I porn Take Back Vermont Ozymandias Nodeshell Generator The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe February 14, 2011 musical eat poop you cat March 19, 2007 Evolutionary Psychology An apology, a love note and a remembrance Acts 16 Exdeath If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about social butterfly Hot Damn 5! The Dysfunctional Family Reunion Strikes Back HOT DAMN 6! Westward HO Collaborative writing or the hairdresser's gothic If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it. Pioneer Courthouse Square Gaylord R.L. Burnside Two States, Five Senses: The Michigan and New York Apple Gathering Heaven, the easy way? A parable I wrote one night Nelly The Four Cheerleaders of the Apocalypse The Cardinal Sin of Raving Death I Can't Believe It's Not Semen! Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue film couch with Anna I met Death face to face, and I mocked her! The GodfatherRaising the bar The Everything People Registry : United States : Washington Lost Goddesses of Early Greece I think you are my favorite today. Is that ok? Editor Log: October 5, 2000 Saturday Ladies and Gentlemen we are floating in space May 5, 2001September 11, 2001 - III How to tell if you are stoned or not Jonathan Davis The Man A poem on fire Who do you love? Editor Log: September 18, 2000 I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white Summit in Savannah For Everyman Non sequitur Why I love Everything2 Quick Chai for ideath Killing wasps Speedo Ancillary artifacts from ideath hurk tacitly cunnilingus Everything2 Gatherings: 2000 The Terminator telosThe Gone, Growing in Number Life as an interface between two neuroses Squatting: Finding A Squat Horror How to fake your own ideath victim Having sex in Japanese Ascending and Descending Half the work, half the pay. Or not? iLife Everything2 Gatherings: 2001 Advice on Choosing a Username Why are socks so darn good? anima May 22, 2006 Hummingbird Cake E2 Chatterbox Archive Making Cocoa for Kingsley Amis The Big Bang Theory monk E2 Secret Santa 2001 Baking bread iMac Klaxons Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap? Please help me! Phra Nang vertical loop Warren Christopher Vs. James Baker for the Fate of the Presidency Ani DiFranco here is the mutiny I promised you and here is the party it turned into DJ Infinite Death Columbus Day The creative juices are all dried up and crusty I, Jonathan Everything2 Gatherings: 2005 A Kill I can hold my breath for 10 minutes! Favorite Everything quotes Pedant My last pep rally as a cheerleader October 28, 2002 Poems from a box of tea Generation Y Phil Hellmuth escutcheon I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream nefarious HOT DAMN!: Drinking, Debauchery, and Dastardly Deeds Tips for overcoming procrastination bath house Things Mormons ARE allowed to do "Why is my mom three thousand miles away?": Life After The E2 End of Summer Denial of School Northwest Gathering E2 Secret Santa 2002 miffle-plonk Mass Pike Pictures of Everythingians AIDS The Invitation tart cards Dating someone who cheats on you Fish Heads Trigun October 8, 2007 Judging women by their books E2 Bugs Twenty-three good things about pickles and dirt Anarchy in the UK Please Smile My Noise Bleed Doom 3 The Secret Connections Between Harry Potter and Star Wars cult status P.T. Barnum Jealousy Palace of the Tuileries foxfire unperson gunslinger village idiot Ideat Because the city is falling down Good ways to relieve menstrual cramping Where are the animal lovers when you need 'em? Demi Sec iBook Wisconsin Death Trip What the BLEEP Do We Know!? Goth Baiting Meeting Wuukiee Equinoctial Witches' Code of Chivalry Xtian Imprecation Save us from the horror of dull dead trees: a marathon E2 Quest concussion An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node Mugen no Jyuunin True neutral Recipes for the bachelor who isn't afraid of heart disease Satan's Cheerleaders Everything Almanac 2003 The Urban Hermit Hallelujah Rain in 7 flavors Metamucil Monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, William Shatner Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars? When you blow out like a dead star The Seven Deadly Sins From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT Old Grundy's Book of Practical Names Hayden Lesbians! Monkeys! Soy! Google! Music? What the FUCK is music? 'Sdeath HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin' Dream Log: April 16, 2002 group theory Pig Pen American crow jessicapierce's Hot Cross Buns Put the Tui on the Barbie, the Ozzies are coming! Eucarya Pussy fart flamingweasel December 23, 2000 The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock The Book of the Dun Cow July 15, 2003 The Cage Scott Dikkers Tips for geeks trying to pick up girls Celebrity Samurai Buttered Rice with Onions Sensei How Moscow teenagers answer the phone Secret identity proximate cause Sandman The sad, sad mutant handbook The Mermaid of Zennor House of Fun How do you get there? December 30, 2002 E2 Hospitality Index Live Nude Lesbians Larks' Tongues in Aspic JeffMagnus Remembers: Everything Before Experience (a lament) -uret Return of the King Is it possible to learn things on everything?Trompe Le Monde Neko Case The write-up contributed to by the most people Tortuga I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me A Night at the Roxbury Her smile could light up a three-story building No longer in my list of names It's so easy to say you cried yourself to sleep. It's so hard to do. Pacific Northwest Starbucks Coffee Mints Ransom note love letter Icicle MBTI types of E2 members The Everything People Registry : United States : Massachusetts Laurel listen() conform The sun was caught playing unashamedly in her auburn hair, setting our world on fire with giddiness Lancing College Ando Hiroshige Archaeopteryx fire alarm Billy the Kid something I found last night Absinthe Everything, Kansas: A Manifesto Sanctity of marriage Statute of Jewry 1275 December 23, 2003 Ape Escape The Loudmouthed E2 Seattle Debauch Top 100 lists zooMass Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others iMuse Air India Flight 182 Two Tribes Friends with benefits Everything2 in the Pages of Cool The Heisenberg Uncertainty Priniciple in real life sammich God won't take the time to sort your ashes from mine You might be a Mormon Making out Helter Skelter Ailie How to deal with the office nut-job Saint Peter M131 Modular Pack Mine System Dream Log: October 2, 2000 Our sensei Employment Division v. Smith I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death. No comment Eat poop you cat If you're going to speak archaic English, use it correctly! Prosenoder's Cup 2003 March 31, 2001 Stimulatress Volador Earthworm Judith Tarr 1964 Peace dollar You're WRONG and you're a GROTESQUELY UGLY FREAK There is no such thing as a love story The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation! Ad Astra Per Aspera The time you live in is the time you die in The Art Of Insulting - Preface to the Everything2 edition Ian Brady My rotting sweetheart January 12, 2004 January 11, 2004 I felt as calm as the day outside. My footsteps were certain below the neutral sky. I wished there were someone watching. Noding without a keyboard Nothing says hardcore like Kansas in January: an Everything, Kansas proof of concept She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping spacklequeen Crazy Kong Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it Big ridiculous title for the definitive E2 gathering to usher in the New Year!® April 26, 2000 The next life will be better Logarithmic mean Men can't give directions Every poem is a silence that needed to be broken Pleasant-tongued Chaser Uncle Remus Blushet Antiseptically curved arrow formalism Lick That/Don't Lick That geosynchronous RHS gardens Wisley The terrorists have already won The East Village Inky I can make you howl. And vice versa. Let's get down to business. FINALLY: Morally Bankrupt but Rich on Beads (the New Orleans gathering aftermath node)