Findings:

• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• When Frederic Was a Little Lad
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
• When Desire Was a Virtue
• When we were little kids, running
• Jones saw forest, saw nothing for it, was a little telephone apology
• I make tiny hopeful promises to myself
• Nancy, you barker. You are what happens when eunuchs make love with shite.
• Hurt me, use me, make me watch "Prince of Darkness"
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• This was when I knew my childhood was over
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• When I was five
• When she was bad
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• When I Was a Lad
• When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
• Making a smoker from a used oven
• audio editing
• When I Was One-and-Twenty
• When I Was A Baby
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• just like mom used to make
• When I was your age
• She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
• Hurt me, use me, make me write bad checks
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• When I tighten you, you make the noise
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• 'T Was Such a Little, Little Boat
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• I promised myself to make a picture of my heart, and there it is
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• Why I trust myself more than I trust the government when it comes to my health.
• When visiting a city, always use its public transportation
• When I was ten years old
• collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
• The worst feeling is when someone makes you feel special and then leaves you hanging
• Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• When did I lose my brave little soul?
• Only When I Lose Myself
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• When boomboxes came with little internal mics
• When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
• man when you are telling me how it was
• the little friendship that never was
• This is the concept you will use to make yourself invisible
• Make people use alternative operating systems
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Stoned music memories
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• When again between cities was comfortable and right
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• Why don't search engines make use of NLP?
• Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
• who vs. whom
• When to use a semicolon in Pascal
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• Back when grunge was still cool
• When I Was a Boy
• When I was young
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• There was a time when I was a better person
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• When daddy was the handsome prince
• When reality makes less sense than fantasy
• November 4, 1995
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• When I Was Cruel
• I remember when all this was trees
• 'cause when you try to make it stay, that's when it surely slips away
• What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• When I was Fair and Young
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• When touch was simple
• When I was 9
• it's beyond all of us, and it makes me hold your hand a little tighter
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• back when our blood was still warm
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
• I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Oh, when I was in love with you
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• Do you remember when Everything was small?
• When or Not, Make it Great
• a dream was faintly clinging to my fingertips. accidentally i brushed my lips, poisoning myself.
• When writers use Latin
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• you breathe when your body makes you
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Little plaques that say "So-And-So Was Born Here"
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• When I Was a Babe
• Some time when I was a teenager
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• Little things that make my day
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• good vs. well
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
• When life gives you lemons make lemonade
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• that pain was something I needed, and probably did to myself
• When you are again allowed to use your limbs and your eyes
• When I was young Time had no wings
• My purity was little stickers I willingly gave away in exchange for hearts
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• How to make lip balm
• When having sex in Austria
• It is not legal to make us sterile
• When Bobby Comes Down
• How to make sports games more fun
• When did you choose to be left-handed?
• Making a Windows 2000 partition bootable
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• How to make ASCII art
• When the great recorder comes
• How to make LSD from Fosters Beer
• when she saw the funny side, we introduced my child bride to whisky and gin
• An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind
• When the World Ends
• It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
• The Moment When Nothing Happened
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• Well, when the president does it that means that it is not illegal.
• This is the way we make meaning of the past
• Silence leaves when it's ready
• Make them dance on your noise
• And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
• When two legs are worth more than gold
• Please God, make me a stone.
• I can feel the heat coming off my neck when I think too hard.
• I Shall Make of You a Tall Tale

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