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• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• AES may have been broken
• I could have been one of a two
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
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• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• What Might Have Been
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• You have been the daylight shining
• The Beowulf Poet may have been somebody else
• What have you been smoking?
• I may or may not have been naked
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• I have just been shot
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Could have beens, should have beens
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• The path we have been walking
• you would have been
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• I appear to have been misinformed
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• Could I Have Been?
• And All That Could Have Been
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Front porch, what should have been said
• It could have been me
• the seagulls have been walking in the salt-caked road and taste like salt now and what are they doing 400 miles from the coast?
• The Piano Has Been Drinking
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Why drinking fountains have 2 holes
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• Advice I have been given about girls
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• I have never
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• I have always been burning
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Movies that should have been books first
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• The way things have always been done
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• I know I have been dreaming
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• Have you been a dad today?
• Why there hasn't been much hooliganism in holland during Euro2000
• The software hath been released
• I've been duped by Satan!
• You've Been Framed
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• It's been odd out in the world
• It's been an hour. I still love her.
• drinking contest
• drinking seawater
• Pack of cards drinking game
• We Have Explosive
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• Only open if you have already decided not to accept our offer.
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy the music?
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• Women athletes shouldn't have to compare themselves to men for acceptance
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
• At least I didn't have to pay...
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• When you know things are just meant to be
• Glad To Have A Friend Like You
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• Mountains exist that I have yet to climb
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• Making the Movies II Do the Photoplayers Have an Understudy?
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• Do you have honor for yourself?
• Things video games have taught me
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• Maybe you have a really large living room, full of people with loose morals and confused expectations about the rock culture.
• The Geeks have Inherited the World.
• you're not alive until you have nothing left to lose
• You and I have power supplies
• I've Been Workin' On The Railroad
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a Live Nude Lesbian
• jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.
• Take the skinheads drinking
• This is not a wine for drinking. This is a wine for laying down and avoiding.
• Drinking hot water
• social drinking
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Let them have Festivas
• You have far too much time on your hands
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• Men have feelings too
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• I have one whole anus
• Why we have two ears
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
• The screen where you have to press reset
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• What pornos would have us believe
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• Penis for a day
• I have crossed over the geek girl line
• Gifts we already have
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• Actors who have played Hitler
• Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
• at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
• I have started a box
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• I have too much to say
• I only regret that I have but one upvote to give this writeup
• You know you've been hacking too long when
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
• Maybe You've Been Brainwashed Too
• Drinking beer in the shower
• drinking beer to cure deafness
• The Drinking Song of the Earth's Sorrow
• have
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• We have learned our lessons well
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• Till We Have Faces
• My hands have lost their memory
• Does war have any redeeming features?
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• Have you come here to play Jesus, as I did?
• Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Why casinos have an upper limit on bets
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• I have pushed many humans I have shoved many more
• Where have all the poets gone?
• look beneath the floorboards for the secrets I have hid
• sometimes the ugliest faces have the warmest smiles
• You have not enough wood to burn chance, which rules the world.
• I have Gaelic
• Houston, we have a problem
• Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants

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