Findings:
- Expect nothing and you shall have everything
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- things I have learned about the migration of tundra swans
- I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
- always remember this about the rules you have learned
- if you do not fail, you have learned nothing
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- we have learned all that we can from anal probing
- What have you learned from your patients today?
- What I have learned from being fired
- There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
- Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
- You have much to learn, Grasshopper
- Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
- We have learned our lessons well
- expect
- You are not expected to understand this
- T.A.Z.: Communique #10: Plenary Session Issues New Denunciations--Purges Expected
- Just don't expect me to understand
- Maybe grief expects poor nutrition.
- Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
- Why are men always expected to make the first move?
- My Heart is lost, What Can I Now Expect
- I expect to be Mr. Toast and Soup tomorrow.
- A tentative laugh, she expected to be interrupted
- What can we expect from the aliens?
- Don't expect God to save you
- Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
- England expects that every man will do his duty
- expected family contribution
- expected value
- Infinite expected value
- expected spider
- The animals behind the glass are thrilling, as we expected
- The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
- God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
- What to expect during a professional massage therapy session
- I could not expect a single surprise
- what I want and what is expected of me
- Not What You Expected
- What To Expect When You're Expecting
- What to Expect With Acupuncture and Acupressure
- Expect Delays
- I don't expect
- What's expected of us
- it went exactly as she expected
- expected to explode as a supernova in the astronomically near future
- I expected to die by fire. It didn't occur to me that I might drown instead.
- What did you expect?
- Have Blue (user)
- Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
- have
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- Know your pets
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done
- We Have Explosive
- Have you tried rebooting?
- If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
- She's Gotta Have It
- Justice and piety have vanished
- Have you found Jesus?
- What we've got here is a failure to communicate
- Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- Have you let Emacs into your heart?
- You have a big finger
- Did God have choice in creating the universe?
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- I have no faith in your God
- What have you
- Citizen: You have committed an error
- Front porch, what should have been said
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
- The tattoo phenomenon
- Sally guests I have known
- We have nothing to fear but fear itself
- I have a dream
- I have no hair
- institutions have lives of their own
- The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
- Baptist jokes
- Baptist fear of dancing
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- You can't have everything
- I have heard the mermaids singing
- When I have female children
- I have no complaint
- Everybody's Got To Learn Sometime
- I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
- What have you been smoking?
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
- Have a buck
- Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
- I have a tricorn hat
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
- Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- We're trying to have a baby
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- The number you have dialed is imaginary
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
- you can't have it both ways
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- You have no socially redeeming value
- Let them have Festivas
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- Why should the Devil have all the good music
- A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
- Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- Why some mammals have an aversion to water
- It's better to have loved and lost
- How the mighty have fallen
- Beautiful things that have made you cry
- Have you stopped beating your wife?
- When we have reached the end of time and light
- Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- Smite heathens or have a beer?
- I must have three heads
- Animals that should not have been domesticated
- it's good to have a moose
- We atheists have a good sense of humor
- What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
- I have no browser and I must node!
- Yes! We have no bananas!
- Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
- Here We Have Idaho
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- Have I Got News for You
- Haves and Have-Nots
- Dreamy things people have said to me
- You have 1 writeups until level 3
- I have asked my library to ban a book
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