Findings:

• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• Summa cum laude
• Oh My! I had an Everything Dream!
• A conversation I had with myself once
• We had silent conversations
• I wish I had something worth hiding
• How Eulenspiegel had his horse shod with silver and gold
• We kissed like we had never tasted lips
• She had fingernails that shined like justice
• He had a life before he met you, you know
• So she could feel as if she had danced
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• I had my balls shaved
• The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• He'd experienced a horror I had not
• What some stuffy Victorians had to say about poetry
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Large enough I had to count it in stones
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
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• I Had Trouble in Getting to Solla Sollew
• I had a really good time tonight
• Things I had not seen before coming to America
• We have had enough of your beige
• boss i wish you had told me
• I had forgotten the bear's name, and could not find my way home to the Thousand Acre wood
• 57% of Americans think that Saddam Hussein had links to Al-Qaeda
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• And I wept, remembering that such beauty had once existed everywhere
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
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• Why the record album HAD to give way to the compact disc
• If I Had Known
• a leg had bared itself
• My mistress had a little dog
• Best smoke I've ever had
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• Death had the ultimate poker face
• We had to destroy the future in order to save it
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• had a few
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• Belshazzar Had a Letter
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• The best I never had
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• I've had kisses that make Judas seem sincere
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• magna cum laude
• I Wish I Had Duck Feet
• If your life had an accompanying musical score
• I Had Always Known
• I had to bury the cat somewhere....
• We had to go away ... and dream it all up again
• Pointlessness had become his answer
• The sprehas had ponits and patles
• My farmworking 20th century immigrant forebears had no responsibility for the plight of your pre-20th century slave forebears
• if I had known then what I know now
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• Televisions require plenty of sunlight and daily watering
• Canon CAT
• Had Gadya
• I wish I had the magic words that could take pain away
• A preview of a movie you had already seen
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• When I was young Time had no wings
• she had already found her party
• You had me at hello
• I had a dream last night
• had
• If I Had $1000000
• The nuns had it coming
• I once had a cavity
• Comfort to a Youth that had lost his Love
• If I Had a Hammer
• The Fun They Had
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• the grey in his hair had done nothing to tarnish the gleam in his eye
• She had never kissed someone so old.
• cum hoc ergo propter hoc
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• I wish I had my own orchestra
• What the Wizard had to say.
• If I Had the World to Give
• Empty at last she had room to unfurl
• had better
• impossible now to discern which had cleaved a heart from the errant which had missed the mark.
• She had a 10 million candlepower smile
• two cats and a tattoo, the design I had in mind
• Plenty O'Toole
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• you had to be there
• I Had a Little Nut Tree
• If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• For Want of a Nail : If Burgoyne Had Won at Saratoga
• The things we always thought, yet never had the courage to speak
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• i didn't write this, but i wish i had
• If God had a cunt you'd be God
• I had not thought death had undone so many
• If I only had a brain
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• They had been expecting me
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• I've had you here before
• I had a brother, once
• I was once young and had a home
• The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
• plenty
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• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
• If I had the nerve, I would ask you
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• These are the memories I never had
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
• In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
• You had to pretend success was fucked
• had had had had had had had had had had had
• There is plenty
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• I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
• Questions I have had today
• Why Kurt had to go out the window
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• I haven't had a wet dream in years
• I used to complain that I had no shoes, until I met a man that had no feet.
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• I Once Had Wings
• Miss Lucy had a Steamboat
• Her Body Had Knots and Hollows
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
• Allah Had No Son
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Horn of plenty
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• The best teacher I ever had
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• When you had left our pirate fold
• The Girl Who Had Everything
• Miss Polly had a dolly
• Twelve dreams I had in one night
• Had Icarus a Parachute
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• We had no bait but our tongues
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• Bay of Plenty
• Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude
• If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
• I, though I brought no fuel, had desire
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• When Askeladden and the Troll had an Eating Competition
• he had a dream
• You've never had it so good
• What is Heraclides had never been born?
• I had an Everything dream an hour ago
• Mary Had a Little Lamb
• i had a dream about the future
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• I had a party, you were not invited, here are the pictures
• You had two lovers, and eventually the one with the most chips won.
• When each had their own personal anthem
• I Had Already Quit That Job About 20 Days Ago...in my mind, anyway
• Frog cum
• What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• The Boy Who Had Everything
• They Had No Poet
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend

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