Findings:

• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• How to get drunk when in Norway
• i'm a wiseguy when I'm drunk
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Music to get drunk to
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• When I get like this
• i feel alive when i'm close to the madness
• When did the World get so old?
• When in doubt, get horizontal
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• I often get drunk in my basement
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• How to say "I'm crazy"
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light
• When non-pitchers get to pitch
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• I'm always breathless when you call
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• I swear I'm not crazy
• When I read about crazy women, I find it hard to discern
• EveryBody Gets Drunk At Election
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Stoned music memories
• Things to do when technology gets here
• A Good Reason To Get Drunk
• When I Get Low I Get High
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• I'm Going Crazy
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• when the weather's good we get the wood
• We get too tense when we drive
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I know more when I'm alone
• I walk around when I'm high
• When I'm at my computer.
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• marxists get crazy laid
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• I'm never getting drunk again
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• When I get mad I throw harder
• The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• Hey honey, let's get drunk and argue!
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• When keys on keyboards get switched
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I'll get there when I get there
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• I Get Hungry When I Shift
• Women want me when I'm taken
• every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• you are a comet when you streak close by the radios get weak
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• Which doesn’t sound so crazy when we put it that way
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• I'm gonna miss this light when it's gone. I'm gonna miss this darkness too.
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• get drunk
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• Get drunk on History
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• Things men want when they're drunk
• One Crazy Summer
• Crazy
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• The Crazy World of Arthur Brown
• Shine on You Crazy Diamond
• Crazy People
• Crazy Ivan
• yellow crazy ant
• Driving Myself Crazy
• Crazy Train
• Crazy lady
• Wild and Crazy Kids
• That Crazy Guy!
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• Mumble something crazy
• Crazy Eights
• crazy carl (user)
• My inability to effectively express my thoughts is driving me crazy
• How to Tell if That Person on the Bus is Crazy
• Crazy Walking Cravings
• Crazy mixed up kids who stopped living and became zombies
• Crazy old guy who shouts Bible passages
• Crazy On You
• Why are there so many crazy people on the Internet?
• Crazy Burger
• Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
• Crazy Jesus (user)
• Crazy J (user)
• Crazy Kong
• Crazy Larry's
• Crazy Redd
• Crazy Horse Malt Liquor
• One kind of crazy
• Crazy Taxi 3
• Crazy Monkey
• Crazy House
• The crazy things we do to keep ourselves sane
• Love is a strange and multifaceted fuckton of crazy
• Smart Went Crazy
• Crazy Frog
• Boy Crazy 69 (user)
• Nothing like a crazy uncle to look up to
• crazy nick (user)
• crazy nick91 (user)
• Crazy Johnny & The Evil Genius
• crazy person (user)
• crazy site (user)
• thinking about the brain surgery of your psychoanalyst, whose name is john, will make you crazy in a new way
• I went a bit crazy conversing with ChatGPT
• Crazy Lixx
• middle of summer how crazy it was
• drunk
• Getting depression drunk
• Getting drunk with editor powers
• Girl drink drunk
• dry drunk
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk

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