Findings:
- They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
- America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- Yeah, I know I'm dead;
- I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
- I'm awake now. You know what I'm talkin' about?
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I'm lazy. It's all I know.
- i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
- you think i'm confused? you're not confused enough.
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- I'm embarrassed that I know this
- The receptionist at work knows I'm a slacker
- You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
- If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- The city knows I'm leaving
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- I know what I'm talking about
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
- I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
- Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
- You Know What I'm Sayin'
- I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
- i'm not a creep. i'm not a weirdo. i know exactly what i'm doing here. i belong here.
- I swear I'm a real punk
- the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
- The president's not the real president anyway, you know that!
- I'm not this cool in real life
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- How do you know it's real?
- Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
- Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
- I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
- I know more when I'm alone
- Dazed and Confused
- For when you and your shiftless friends are confused again
- scroll of confuse monster
- Ask moJoe : Advice for the Criminally Confused
- a confused reverence
- I am confused by many things...
- People confuse me
- confused (user)
- Country music videos confuse me
- uncertain, confused
- dazed and confused (user)
- Bear Boxing
- confused with
- Modern times leave us dazed and confused about dating
- signed, confused in Wisconsin
- Phrased and Confused
- Do not confuse suffering with authenticity
- legions of confused? (user)
- Commonly confused Irish words
- confused deputy
- Romantics often confuse action with intent
- The muse is confused.... (e2poll)
- A Confused Profusion of Media and Points of View that is Disparaging but Alludes
- A Confused Profusion of Media and Viewpoints that is Disparaging but Alludes to Sex
- If my writing confuses you
- so my crowd was Catholic, Protestant, atheist, confused, and white
- She always confused her greys with white.
- Haiku soup for the confused soul
- it can be easy to confuse pain and weakness
- Im Elvis (user)
- I'm
- I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
- IM
- I'm just reading it for the articles
- imm
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
- I'm picking out a Thermos for you
- I'm Losing You
- Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
- The struggle is real
- I'm sorry
- I'm pinching your face!
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
- Damn, I'm good.
- I'm not sure
- Hands off, I'm special
- So. Central Rain
- Im-
- I'm scared to run the program I wrote
- I'm a Dutchman's uncle
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- I'm not drinking any more
- (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
- I think I'm in Love with Everything
- When I'm Sixty-Four
- Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
- 418 I'm a teapot
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I'm Glad
- Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
- I'm Your Fan
- I'm not very cool
- I'm in this for the long haul
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- I'm rubber, you're glue
- I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
- No, I'm not a Liberal
- I'm my own Grandpaw
- My cats think I'm a God
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- I'm fucking addicted, OK?
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- I'm not a part of this world
- I'm with stupid
- I'm Going Home
- I'm Proud of You
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
- I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
- I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
- 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
- Thank God I'm an Atheist
- Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- I'm a little tea pot
- I'm Waiting for the Man
- i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
- I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
- I'm nobody! Who are you?
- I'm a writer. What are you?
- Can you tell I'm a man?
- I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
- this is how i'm going to die.
- I'm gonna make you come tonight
- Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- I'm no Whitman...
- I'm a sucker for a good accent
- I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
- Take me drunk, I'm home
- I'm feeling like a custard now
- Women want me when I'm taken
- Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
- I'm Gonna Ride That Southern Railway Line
- i'm afraid of hipsters
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- "I'm fighting to reclaim my laundry."
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
- If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
- I'm really sorry about that!!!
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