Findings:

• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• It's late, and I'm tired
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
• so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• I'm tired of calling 911
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• I'm so tough
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• I'm tired
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• I'm so sorry
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• Once I googled your old screen name and found web pages you made in high school. Are you married now? Is that why you haven't called?
• I walk around when I'm high
• I'm a little ICBM
• I'm not a part of this world
• I'm Gonna Ride That Southern Railway Line
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
• I'm actually quite the plain Jane
• Hello, my name is Kensey, and I'm an addict
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• I'm ok, you're ok, that's ok, ok?
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• I'm a pig, not a god!
• im a streat nigger 9 (user)
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
• So Long, and Thanks for all the Fish
• right so
• so desu ne
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• Take these shackles off my feet so I can dance
• São Manuel
• I used to have so many dreams
• She axed me, so I jus' toad 'er
• So little left to say
• Why sitcom relationships are so excellent
• So I wake up
• So sick my follicles are crying out in pain
• Say It Ain't So
• the luckiest girl in the world (so stellar, so astronomically astounding)
• So the sheep will push back
• I never dreamed I'd need so many people
• So my dreams are more than real
• So You Want to Write a Fugue
• Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
• They're working on a six year drought (just so you know)
• tire
• But lately, I've been too tired to care
• Cushion tire
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• I'm OK, You're OK
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• That's my story and I'm stickin' to it
• I'm Alan Partridge
• Pleidiol wyf i'm gwlad
• Remember I'm awful, in love with you
• I'm a programmer (user)
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• Im No Writer (user)
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I'm dead (user)
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• so be it
• So far, so good
• Why it is so hard to be yourself
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• Head so full my mouth won't shut
• Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
• So is this, like, artistic or slutty?
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• So Solid Crew
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• Revenge Is Sweet, and So Are You
• So easily betrayed by gauze sleeves
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• She didn't wave goodbye so much as slightly raise her hand
• so many books
• so bad it's good
• the dream itself isn't so terrifying
• Why is America so damned litigious?
• Severe Tire Damage
• Tired of being angry
• tired (in the mist)
• A wink can cover all sorts of things.
• I haven't had a wet dream in years
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I'm scared to run the program I wrote
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• I'm living my life vicariously through my roommate
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• I'm a Southern Baptist
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• I'm afraid, I thought, I'm too afraid to jump, I'm a coward, and at that moment I jumped
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• im in your pants (user)
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• As i'm (user)
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• I'm Bob the Builder, in my tractor
• Let it never be said I slept through it. I never sleep
• so good
• It's so cool to wear Nike
• So then she said
• Why the Tibet problem is so problematic
• As Florida goes, so goes the nation
• A guitar is easy in his hands / so is an airplane / so is a pen
• So you don't have to
• My soul is so viscous, I fear it may never pour out
• O blush not so! O blush not so!
• So Much for the Ten Year Plan
• So I soloed the airplane
• I give you corn. So much corn do I give.
• Archived E2 FAQ: How come the site goes down so much? (document)
• She was so quiet that nobody heard her
• The River looks so good tonight
• and so forth
• As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
• We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• A little bit tired, a little bit drunk, all yours
• tired (user)
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• I'm not drinking any more
• I'm with stupid
• i'm afraid of hipsters

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