Findings:
- You're either saving my life or you're killing me. I haven't decided which.
- you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
- How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
- Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
- Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
- You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
- Give me Liberty or give me death
- Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
- How to MP3 a tape, LP or the radio
- How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
- Boiling an egg over an open fire
- Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction
- How Prom nearly killed me
- So You Think You're Computer-Illiterate
- How to tell if you're having a heart attack
- So much it scares me
- Discover me so by faint indirections
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- Temporary Insanity, or The Weekend Is Not Over Yet (document)
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- You're so boned
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- How do you articulate the in between stages where you feel you're left hanging?
- Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
- So you think you're Bruce Lee
- You're like a brother to me
- I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
- DJuxtaposition vs. Gamestop : Or how I learned to let go of the PS2 and start loving the DC
- Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
- You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
- A Springfest Housewarming Nodermeet: Or How I braved the wilds of Sydney's outskirts
- How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
- I'm so shallow, A new T-Shirt makes me happy
- You're so come here go away
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
- How Lars Ulrich made me quit my job at a movie theater
- a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
- Lost love - or how I grew to love the truck stop
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- how my computer nearly killed me
- Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
- Taking over the world using cows
- How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
- Eli who is over six feet tall
- Do you love me or are you in love?
- Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
- How to tell you're not making it in showbiz
- Do I imagine it, or does the flatmate fancy me?
- So is this a Customer Service Center or a Technical Support Center?
- The Seven (or so) Deadly Temptations (e2poll)
- Six Flags Over Georgia
- How the Sphere encouraged me in a Vision
- My first comet
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- She axed me, so I jus' toad 'er
- I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
- How to determine if an egg is hard-boiled or uncooked
- Show me dear Christ, thy spouse so bright and clear
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- How to tell if you are stoned or not
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
- if you're so evil eat this kitten
- Beyond Belief: How to Answer the Evangelists
- It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
- Someone to Watch over Me
- You're too young to be so old
- The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
- So you think you're on a roll?
- The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
- edev: Writeuptype bugs, or how nate got stuck between two parentheses
- How to Build a House or Destroy a Home
- Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
- How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
- Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
- The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
- you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
- How to entertain young children on little or no money
- How to become one of the lads (if you're a girl)
- The Couple, or so, Commandments
- all of them just coming over here and so on
- Shaving your nuts without permanent injury and/or accidental castration
- You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
- How to recover a lost Linux root or Windows 2000 Administrator password
- What in the world has come over me
- C++: how the parser and the lexer fight over templates
- you're so full of shit you need your own sewer system
- Some people call me a drama queen
- How Eulenspiegel made the chickens fight over bait
- You, standing
- Megalania (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the lizard)
- Beyond Belief: How to answer the Evangelists. Part 2
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- Over and over it would rain so that we could not dig the body up
- Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
- Me So Horny
- Is Everything 2 making me more or less intelligent?
- The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
- You have no power over me
- You were always so good to me
- How Warrant nearly killed me
- Archived E2 FAQ: How come the site goes down so much? (document)
- Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- How to entertain unwashed masses on little or no money
- How to serve a cheese plate - or, how I came to love curds and eschew fashion
- Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
- I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
- What do you know of me, or I of you?
- Excuse me sir, you're making a scene
- Weather-related clichés (or how to start a conversation with a stranger)
- How to share your Cable Modem or DSL connection between two computers
- Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
- Buying a cell phone
- How to get tree sap or pitch off your hands
- Wholesome Bible goodness in every mint
- You're either a patriot or a terrorist
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- Give me assembly language, or give me death!
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- Show Me How the Robots Dance
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- So is this, like, artistic or slutty?
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
- me so cute (user)
- How razorback-jumping frogs can level six piqued gymnasts!
- How the Queens held angry converse together at the Bathing
- How to say "I love you": A Six Step Guide
- Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
- So how did you two meet?
- How Six Men Got On in the World
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- You'll never know how much you've changed me
- How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
- Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
- Don't stand so close to me
- How many different species live on or in the average human body?
- So, what's the problem with me?
- If you're so good at this sport, why are you just an announcer?
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
- How do you know when your relationship is over?
- give me the truth or nothing
- How to replicate a dynamic website quickly without the source code or database
- How to open a KFC when you're a cook
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- bowl me over
- so save me (user)
- I want the stars so bright they make me breathless.
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- Collision avoidance technique
- How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
- How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
- How my desire for a puppy made me personally responsible for the War on Terror
- man when you are telling me how it was
- how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
- Dude, you're harshing all over my mellow
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- You're not the boss of me
- You don't know what you're missing without me
- How to herd people in public
- we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- New And Improved Illustrated Bartender's Manual or How to Mix Drinks of the Present Style
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- How to disable or translate caps lock in Microsoft Windows 2000
- How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
- I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- Ten stars or so
- You're either with us or you're against us
- Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest?
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- Roll me over and fuck me again
- Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
- How to close a KFC when you're a cook
- you're so poetic tonight
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