Findings:
- How to protect yourself from a vampire
- how to protect yourself from date rape drugs
- How I was thrown from a car at 45 mph
- Getting drinking water from bamboo
- Opening a command prompt in Windows
- Getting what you want from tech support
- It isn’t fun to hide. But it will protect you from lightning.
- How to quickly pour liquid from a bottle
- Riding fast on drugs while getting good vibes from the twin plant
- How to validate HTML quickly from Mozilla
- Making a flame appear from your hand
- The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
- How to lose yourself in a pocket novel
- How to give yourself a manicure
- Isolating copper from American pennies
- Till Eulenspiegel walks the tightrope
- how to tell a brachiopod shell from a bivalve mollusk shell
- How to save your car from a porcupine
- Searching E2 from a Mozilla location bar
- How I learned the secret of the pendulum from Japanese playground equipment
- How to read ECU fault codes from some GM cars
- How to stop a urinal from running
- How my Father was excommunicated from the LDS Church
- How to make friends, from a friend.
- How to hurt yourself on one of those giant inflatable bouncy things
- What you can do to protect yourself against bioterrorism
- How to prevent records from warping
- Get two quarters from a soda machine using a dollar and smaller change
- Withdraw yourself from the situation
- How to tell if a guy is circumcised from across the bar
- How far are you from anything?
- How to make money from the internet
- How to jump into water from a height
- Saving Quicktime movies from a web page
- how to unlatch a door chain from outside
- Searching E2 from an Omniweb location bar
- Making alcohol from a watermelon
- How to plan your escape from a relationship
- How to remove "tagging" information from NT-based FTP sites
- How They Brought the Good News from Ghent to Aix
- Searching E2 from a Konqueror location bar
- How to work an airplane toilet door lock from the outside
- How to win the gold and prevent a baby from crying
- How (and why) to send your mail from another city
- They protect us from danger by harming us before we can harm ourselves
- How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
- and this is how madness sounds from the inside
- From the Earth to the Moon: 21: How a Frenchman Manages an Affair
- How to videotape yourself playing a videogame
- How to set yourself on fire
- How Higher Education Ruined Movies From My Childhood
- How to make a fool of yourself on national radio
- How to defend yourself against a coconut
- Amuse yourself on public transportation
- Creating decorative pieces from red envelopes
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- How the inside of the mind would look from a purely abstract point of view
- Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
- Moving a SharePoint portal from one drive to another
- How do you stop a rhino from charging?
- Songs from an American Movie, Vol. 1: Learning How to Smile
- Getting free pizza
- How to steal from your work
- Searching E2 from a Windows MSIE address bar
- How to keep your discman from beeping
- Removing a foreign object from your eye
- Winning a prize from a UFO Catcher
- How to recover from a failed BIOS update
- Protected from the Rain
- How to get DC power from AC
- Extracting pure caffeine from tea
- How I rescued a squirrel from drowning
- How to unsubscribe someone from a mailing list
- Searching E2 from a Galeon toolbar
- How to steal newspapers from newspaper vending machines
- Ten ways to free yourself from the tyranny of your mouse
- Getting a site banned from Google
- Keeping a cake from sticking to the pan
- How to derive the maximum enjoyment from crackers
- How a Sparcstation netboots from a Linux server
- An American in Tours
- How to wean kids from TV
- Making an F-16 from a cereal box, some Scotch tape, and a penny
- Searching E2 from Mozilla Firefox
- Making a smoker from a used oven
- How to get SMS death threats from coke dealers in London
- How to remove roommates from showers
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- Free yourself from fear
- How much is Zen Buddhism from China exported overseas during the Song period?
- Finding yourself flung far from your everyday self
- How to node from work
- Removing wax from clothing
- How to make LSD from Fosters Beer
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- How I found peace staring up at the moon from a gutter in my dreams
- How to Get to Heaven from Jacksonville, FL
- Telling real pearls from fake ones
- how to stop someone's massive bleeding from the femoral artery
- Improving your chess game
- how move files from damaged external drive to another drive
- politely excusing yourself from the bore
- How to drive a friend mad, and still feel good about yourself
- How to smoke yourself retarded
- How to kill yourself on a motorcycle
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- How to kill no-one and lose yourself a fingertip
- How to Find Your Lost Cell Phone (Without Making A Fool of Yourself)
- How to pierce yourself
- how not to kill yourself in ten easy steps
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- Getting free computer parts
- You can never get away from yourself
- How to watch the stars from a secluded island
- How to calculate air temperature from a cricket's chirp rate
- Cougar Online
- cougar attack
- Plan 9 from Outer Space
- 3rd Rock from the Sun
- Bastard Operator from Hell
- You're not from around here, are you?
- Notes from the Underground
- from scratch
- Argument from Non-Belief
- Polaroids from the Dead
- Hating religion is different from hating an ethnic group
- Exile: Escape From the Pit
- An eternity spent apart from God
- Getting Saved From the Sixties
- There once was a man from Nantucket
- Having run away from a wedding reception
- Home away from home
- freedom from suffering
- Letters from my mother
- God won't take the time to sort your ashes from mine
- Playing hooky from the family
- Emergency evacuation of soul and bicycle from suburbia
- Keep steadfast and earnest. You will try to trick yourself over and over again along the way. Keep going.
- Snapple Sun
- From Hell
- Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
- Escape From Staten Island
- Sending mail from a cell phone
- A Letter from Grant Richards to James Joyce, April 23, 1906
- Letters from a Savior; Offer for a few
- From Ritual to Romance
- strictly from hunger
- Will the distant future see a removal from linear thought?
- A Letter from Grant Richards to James Joyce, May 1, 1906
- What I want from life
- From a Letter to Stanislaus Joyce, September 1905
- From a Letter from Stanislaus Joyce to James Joyce, October 10, 1905
- From a Letter to Grant Richards, October 15, 1905
- Where the hell did that font come from?
- Excerpts from the Marion Barry Crack Tape
- Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- pajamas from the dryer
- Any sufficiently advanced music is indistinguishable from MIDI
- Swear words from science fiction
- From a Letter from Grant Richards to James Joyce, May 10, 1906
- FTP from my dreams
- He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
- Scenes from "Politian"
- Visitors From Oz
- News from the Libertarian Party
- Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.
- LPPR: Remembering the dead from the war on drugs
- Things I've learned from Everything
- The day porn moved from film to video
- Making life from simple household chemicals
- Tales from Alton Towers
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