Findings:
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- Goops and How to be Them
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
- How to take better photos
- How to be invisible
- Don't be an ass at a restaurant
- We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
- If this is how it's supposed to be, it's f****d up
- How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
- Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
- How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
- How to Be a Complete Bastard
- It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- How to be a terrible customer
- How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
- how many years, please, until I am better?
- It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
- How to be a good motorcycle passenger
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- How to Be a Charismatic Cult Leader
- How to be Exceptionally Friendly
- How to Be Alone
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- How complex can a public toilet be?
- How to be a fuck-up
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- How To Be Good
- How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
- Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- Be cool in college
- Cyclists : Be kind to pedestrians
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- How the Sun Came to Be
- I must die or be better
- It is better to be thought a fool
- How to request that your writeup be deleted
- How to beat the original Secret of Monkey Island
- how can words exist and not be acceptable?
- How to be a backstabber
- How can idealism be a bad thing?
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- Automobile tire pressure
- makes me want to be a better hacker
- How to be a troll
- How to be a Jackass in your own home
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
- It's better to be hated than ignored
- How to be telekinetic
- How to be a Romantic Poet
- Rebeca Martinez
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- How the Moon Came to Be
- How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
- How to be a street musician
- How to be a badass
- How to be anonymous
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- How to be Happy, Dammit
- How the Internet Came to Be
- How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
- No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
- I'll be a monkey's uncle
- There has to be a better way to make human beings
- How to be a lardass
- How to be a geek
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the ARPANET
- How to become a better anorexic
- How interracial coupling can be eugenic
- It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- How to be a professional public transit passenger
- How does a monkey eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- how to become a better
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the Internet
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- The Egyptians trained monkeys to be waiters
- The next life will be better
- It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
- How to be a good customer
- How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- How to be monstrously shallow
- How to be an asshole
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- How to be a good evil villain
- What can be better than that?
- It's better to be alone than to wish you were
- how to be a friend
- How much fun is a barrel of monkeys?
- How to be an improv musician
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- How the Internet came to be: On scaling
- There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- How To Be Funny
- Running toward the edge
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- To better imagine the limits of the dried-up Martian sea, little Tatiana found it helpful to shape in her mind a great sinuous contour binding each sad, stranded boat to its neighbor
- monkey up
- friends just taste better
- Kill the chicken to scare the monkey
- How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
- monkey business
- Monkey Island 2: LeChuck's Revenge
- When is a monkey's orgasm more than just fun and games?
- porch monkey
- how to choose a good durian
- Monkey Radio
- How Gauss quickly added up the numbers 1 to 100
- I befriended a monkey
- How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
- whatever else you are, you are a monkey, too
- Changing an automobile tire
- The First Annual Level Above Human Everything Extravaganza! (tm)
- How to avoid photo radar tickets
- How to disable the electronic choke on a Type I Volkswagen
- Overhead imagery of your house
- How to piss off the labop
- Losing the respect of your community
- I know how to bring a whiskey bottle pleasure with my touch
- How is it that Mexicans know neither Chili con Carne nor Toilet Paper?
- How I lost my shoes at Ozzfest
- How to steam milk
- How to transfer your domain name to a new registrar
- How To Give Birth to a Bookstore
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- How it came to pass that the Art Institute stole the last shreds of my sanity
- The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
- How long does it take to fall in love?
- The Art Of Insulting - Chapter III - How do I insult?
- How to draw anime bodies
- Cooking asparagus
- how to live cheap
- How to Play any Guitar Chord
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- How television car chases influenced me
- Making a desktop theme
- Surviving a desert hike
- How babies get around
- How the Telegard Source got leaked to the world
- How to Construct and Use a Basic Hazardous Materials Spill Cleanup Kit
- Not to be taken internally
- Using your tongue to tie a knot in a cherry stem
- WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
- How to do nothing, and still look like a hard worker
- How to become a rock star
- How Do I Love?
- pretend to be an idiot all the time
- How to include the working directory in your UNIX prompt
- How to do the fabled cute face!
- Dreamer, never learned to be ambitious
- How to eat an ice cream cone
- I should be able to remember your face
- How to wrap gifts
- But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
- How Do You Know Who's A Stranger?
- Be gentle with me
- How plums renewed my faith in life
- God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
- How to tell if your fruit is ripe
- Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
- How to Cook a Wolf
- lost, or trying to be
- Oh! how I love, on a fair summer's eve
- Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
- A private mirror to show you how beautiful you are
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