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if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
How to scream when no one is looking
One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards
How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
One Night in Waldport and your tie rod's broken
The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
Crossing one eye
Dry bones can harm no one
No one can know what you want unless you tell them
How to clap with one hand
i know that the ones who love us will miss us
The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
No one knows my plan
How to become one of the lads (if you're a girl)
How To Avoid Being Something Other Than What One Is Not
To boldly go where no one has gone before
No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
One no longer loves one's insight when one communicates it
Each one has their own story
The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
How many pictures is one word worth?
Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
the rain has no enemies; all things are rain of one form or another
No One Knows Who I Am
Opening a coke can with one hand
How to project one vector onto another
How Solemn as One by One
It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
How to unclip a bra with one hand
How Important is One Vote?
How to redeem one's faith in humanity
to know one's onions
But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
One learns the most when teaching others
Proving a function has only one root in a given interval
One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
I knocked on the massive door, and came one step closer to knowing what I didn't know before.
God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
It never hurts to give thanks to the broken ones you had to use to build your ladder.
no one has a single face. we are multiplicities.
Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
A city becomes a world when someone falls in love with one of its inhabitants
when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
broken one
How to paste one person's face over another
How to build an emergency bat
How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
Master key
How to cut a deck of cards with one hand
How to get anywhere on the Earth in one hour
How to solve the obesity epidemic and the oil price hike in one fell swoop
How to abolish one of the United States
How my psychology teacher single-handedly ruined art and music for me in one fell swoop
When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
Who Knows One?
You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
To One who has been Long in City Pent
The Edwin Smith Papyrus: Case One
One who knows does not speak
The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
You're the only one who doesn't know
A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
No one has died
Hitler has only got one ball
If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
a contracting function in a complete metric space has one fixed point (proof)
No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
Has no one told you he's not breathing?
The Jackal: Episode One: A Hero Has Risen, And She Demands Worker's Comp
much later, probably one whole minute has passed
I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
How does one love the dead?
Jonathan Ticklebutt has one of the universe's most gorgeous faces
the ancient sun that has shone on every one of us
when one of us woke early
and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
when i stay in one spot too long, i lose the feel of the world
Telling real pearls from fake ones
The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
Happiness is difficult to come by when one is constantly followed by Frisbees
How one man could control the Senate
How to hurt yourself on one of those giant inflatable bouncy things
Moving a SharePoint portal from one drive to another
When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
one learns the most when losing
How far can we get on one tank of fuel
How to crack an egg with one hand
How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
How long can any one heart be so confused?
To the world you're just one person
one armed bandit
The One
The Young Ones
One Hundred Years of Solitude
one time password
One day at a time
Channel One
How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
We got along OK, until one day we didn't
One Ring
Buy one gallon of gas at a time
Hackers - Episode One: The Phantom Mitnick
deep one
At one
Here lies one whose name was writ in water
There is only ONE God
One Love
that one
Tie one on
One Lap of America
one inch punch
Two men enter, one man leaves
The Big One
one name phenomenon
Capricorn One
One Foot in the Grave
One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish
one liner
You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch
A Murder Of One
triptych minus one
Trompe
-one
Add One to Cobol
ones
One Microsoft Way
Pepsi One
One Node to Rule Them All
Trust No One
The Other One
How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
One-Winged Angel
in a sanctuary of geeks, not one solution
loved one
one-night stand
everything is on the One
One Shot One Kill
How do you know when your relationship is over?

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