Findings:

• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• How to check if someone has been to the mall
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• How to find something which has been lost
• How to check if someone has been through it all
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• You've been a Noder how long? A Completely Token E2versary Pretext for a London Britnoder Picnic
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• Thursday is so far away
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• Bright-Sided: How the Relentless Promotion of Positive Thinking Has Undermined America
• It has not been a wonderful day
• follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
• How far are you from anything?
• my mind has long been gnawed by the cankering tooth of mystery
• Archived E2 FAQ: How come the site goes down so much? (document)
• Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
• The Piano Has Been Drinking
• so far
• A book has always been my best friend
• How to treat the dog you're going to kill
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
• Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
• How long have you been in love with her?
• How to comfort someone whose parent has died
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• so concerned with doing things the right way, we never learned how to understand
• Evolution has never been observed
• Oh, so that's how it is
• Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
• The sound of children screaming has been removed
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Every new technology has been endowed with the potential to transform society
• Ku, Work on What Has Been Spoiled (Decay)
• Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• You can only chase a shadow so far
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• Hey, how's it going?
• How it's Going to Be
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• How can I see far?
• stop adoring from so far away
• How to test if your mother REALLY has eyes in the back of her head
• How soft your fields so green can whisper tales of gore
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• So your ceiling has fallen on your pinball machine. What do you do?
• Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
• How can I pour your wine while my hands shake so?
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• the hottest it has ever been
• It hasn't been so long, but
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• So How Come
• feline allergies
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• The weight has been lifted
• Much has been done, and much remains to be done
• sex has always been a marketing strategy
• we should listen to the birds. they've been here far longer than we
• we're all ready to break. has it always been like this?
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• my experience with wishes has not been very positive
• I am not anyone's "type" so far
• Why must you live so far away?
• The light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
• Are apples, or a woman, so far from your reality?
• How far can an animal fall and survive?
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Son, do you know how fast you were going?
• My dog has been stolen
• we've come so far and yet not at all
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
• how far do you want to go?
• How Far To Turn
• How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
• So how did you two meet?
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• Your request for no MSG has been denied
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• Your computer has been cracked
• Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
• How interesting facts and theories are discredited
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
• We're sorry to inform you: Tony Orlando has been postponed
• Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• Attention has been paid
• Your IP address has been logged.
• Our desire to remember has been fragmented into a thousand slices
• Lesbian Robot Vampires : Oh No, Mr. Spooner Has Been Poisoned
• ______ is considered a potential weapon because of its threatening nature and quick deployment and therefore has been made illegal
• The ceiling of innovation has been reached
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• someone has been out crying on my lawn again
• a secret cabal of squirrels has been slowly terraforming the world behind our backs
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• i have been burning for so long
• Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
• That God at their fountains far off hath been raining.
• It's been so long since I've known this feeling
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Has Been
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• The lust of years has been fulfilled
• So you've been diagnosed with a trendy mental illness
• So someone tells you they've been raped
• So Far, So Good... So What!
• Faraway, So Close!
• Sorry. Position has been filled.
• So couch, I hear you've been sleeping with her
• Proximity Martini
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
• All Turkish members of al-Qaeda arrested so far grew up in Germany
• So Far From Home
• you throw your hatchet so far that you cannot retrieve it
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• The Story So Far
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
• So far, so good
• How far can we get on one tank of fuel
• Collision avoidance technique
• this is how i'm going to die.
• How naked are we going to get?
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
• Western Civilization has been dead for the last 60 years
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• So close yet so far away
• This has not been an easy year.
• The Honor Roll has been retired (document)
• WARNING: Long term exposure to women has been known to cause bitterness and alcoholism during laboratory tests
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• How years of imposed political correctness have affected my perception of people
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• Fixing a water damaged cell phone
• How to find out if an egg has gone bad
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• An American Testament has been written, and our Ten Commandments are as follows
• Oceania has never been at war
• Been
• I've Been Working on the Railroad
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• This is not a joke, so please stop smiling
• It's been a night shift of a life for us all.
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• The End Of The Way It's Always Been
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Help! My sister's been abducted by Christians!
• You've Been Framed

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