Findings:
- how many lines of code have you written?
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
- How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
- "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- How many special people change?
- Highly ornamental cultivars of brambles still have as many thorns as their wild counterparts
- How we have grown apart
- How to have lesbian sex
- How many keys on a piano?
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
- To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
- The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- Have you hugged a fat person today?
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- Why don't I have votes today?
- I have lost many things, so many
- for so many lifetimes i have sought what i now have
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- How Many Miles to Babylon?
- How to hurt someone with a TI Calculator
- How many geeks does it take to factor a polynomial?
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- How we could still have a President Trump
- How can an atheist have morals?
- How many deaths does it take to make a river of blood?
- The Cult of the Amateur: How Today's Internet is Killing Our Culture
- If a picture is worth a thousand words how many for a touch?
- I know how many there are.
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- Sex in a small car
- How to have a great vacation in China without money
- I have pushed many humans I have shoved many more
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- How to Pretend to Have a Job
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- Have I mentioned I am gay today?
- The unending hatred elves have of debt and how it needlessly complicates simple social interactions: an essay
- Many have died; you also will die.
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- How many living things are there on earth?
- How many ways can you say "ginger"?
- How many primes are there?
- How many Disney movies are actually original stories?
- How many grooves are on a record?
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- How many melodies are there in the universe?
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- It's all I have to bring to-day
- how many truths can you enumerate?
- how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
- She says kill. I say how many.
- How many of you like to write in Everything2? (e2poll)
- how many years, please, until I am better?
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- How many bits are required to express every possible distance in the universe?
- I used to have so many dreams
- I have too many clothes
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- How to have an out of body experience
- I have good reason to be thirsty today
- How the mighty have fallen
- How to "Have People"
- You, standing
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- How to have an epileptic fit
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- How and why do we (humans) have culture?
- I have been alone while I was with many girls
- Have you been a dad today?
- How to have a Scotch Tasting
- How long have you been in love with her?
- Have you hugged a psychopath today?
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- How long have you known?
- How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
- Sex with a chicken
- How could you ever have enough?
- What have you learned from your patients today?
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- Questions I have had today
- Tom Cruise is aware of many of the mistakes you have made in your life
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
- how many children are bedwetters
- How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
- How many pictures is one word worth?
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- How many different species live on or in the average human body?
- I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- How many snowflakes fall in a snowstorm?
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- How many bits are in the human genome?
- Have you Meta Moderated Today?
- How many beans make five?
- How to say "beer" in several languages
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
- How to hurt yourself on one of those giant inflatable bouncy things
- How many men/women masturbate?
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- How many infinities are there?
- Coloring your name in Quake 3
- How many glow worms were KIA?
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- It is sad how many were torn off
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- How many elephants
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- Wear something red today in order to serve as a reminder of the radiance of your loving heart
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done
- Have a nice day
- I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
- The tattoo phenomenon
- Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
- Why males have nipples
- Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- We're trying to have a baby
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- The number you have dialed is imaginary
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
- you can't have it both ways
- You have much to learn, Grasshopper
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