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• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• How Eulenspiegel announced he wanted to fly
• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
• How long does it take to fall in love?
• How long does it take to wash church off?
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• How a farmer wanted to take plums to market
• 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• All he wants to be is a 6-pack and a hot ass
• Does He Take Sugar?
• The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• People want what they cannot have
• What does a woman want
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• You, standing
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• How many cock rings does one man need?!
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• Getting what you want from tech support
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• The Lover Showeth How He Is Forsaken of Such as He Sometime Enjoyed
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• How many geeks does it take to factor a polynomial?
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• The Highly Mutated Sea Bass Who Wanted to Take Over the World
• How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
• That which cannot give me everything I might want
• Sandra will do as Sandra always does, that is, whatever she wants
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
• He takes the light switch between two fingers, wishing for a chain to pull
• They will love him long after he is gone.
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• Jesus cannot save you. He cannot even save Himself.
• She didn't want the truth; she wanted to make a good man squirm
• A man feared that he might find an assassin
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
• Long and lean, he was a sex machine, and he schooled every girl in town
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• here comes your man. he's throwing clumps of snow at you.
• Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
• M.A.S.H.: how to play and why you'd want to
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• The Man He Killed
• How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
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• Why does it take so long to get to sleep?
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• how long does it go (user)
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• He never killed a man that did not need killing.
• An internet big enough to give you everything you want to read is an internet big enough to take from you everything you want to read
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• A man is known by the company he keeps.
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• He taught me how to smoke
• How Do You Want Me?
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• As if he knew that words were how I kissed
• When he became an old man
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• Fear makes a man kill what he loves
• Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• Wisest is he who knows he does not know
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• I just want my secret agent lover man
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
• You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
• The Good Gardener (On How He Fell)
• When a man lies he murders some part of the world
• we do not give what we want to take
• I want someone to do cute things for
• I want you in my bed
• Do you want a kitten?
• She Wanted to Leave
• For want of a nail
• Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?
• So you want to start a webzine
• I want to be a muse
• Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
• TOD and what Developers Want
• Why is it that the voice that you don't want to hear always seems the loudest?
• do not want
• I want someone to read between my lines
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• I want to hear about thunderstorms and white lightning
• How long would utilities last if everyone disappeared tomorrow morning?
• When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
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• I Am He that Aches with Love
• He flew an A-10 Thunderbolt
• More than he was willing to give
• He says the most beautiful things
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• He did very little harm
• What's He Building?
• We have met the enemy and he is us
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• He loved Big Brother.
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• you don't want to know
• I Want You
• I want to be sexy too!
• Why I want a tattoo
• Information doesn't want to be anything
• I want to send it through the mail.
• Things I want my child to know
• Would you want to live there?
• You want some more?
• I wanted to build a home in the beautiful ruins. We filled it with love.
• If you want a nigger for a neighbour, vote Labour
• I want to give all our smiling-bedroom-eye photographs away to strangers
• even though I wanted my friends to know
• If you want to get to heaven, you got to raise a little hell.
• How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• A coat is a thing that keeps the rain off your skin. Why would you want a thing like that?
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• The one he murdered once still loves him
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
• He doesn't bite
• He Said, She Said
• He held my hand - once
• He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• you know he said
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• I Want You (She's So Heavy)
• you never want to eat somewhere you work
• I want to learn to talk
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• If there is a God, I want him on Speed Dial.
• Not everyone wants to hold a Barbie Doll
• If somebody wrote a book about your life, would anybody want to read it?
• We want children to read
• Needs and Wants
• Far and further away. This is the only way I still want you.
• So you want to be an editor (document)

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