Findings:
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- Something I Can Never Have
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- She had never kissed someone so old.
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- We kissed like we had never tasted lips
- How can an atheist have morals?
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
- Why is it we desire that which we can never attain?
- Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- How to have a Scotch Tasting
- Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
- Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
- Opening a coke can with one hand
- You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
- How Eulenspiegel had his horse shod with silver and gold
- The things we always thought, yet never had the courage to speak
- How the Republican Party can win the 2012 Presidential Election
- You've never had it so good
- What if Heraclides had never been born?
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- Yesterday I learned how to kiss
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- This dream is tied to a horse that will never tire
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- Never tell your housemates you know how a computer works
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- What lips my lips have kissed
- You'll never know how much you've changed me
- For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
- We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- I would have cooled this if you had written it
- Oh My! I had an Everything Dream!
- I have never
- The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- How Opal Mehta Got Kissed, Got Wild, and Got a Life
- Ken Lay
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- How many ways can you say "ginger"?
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
- Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- How I had a Vision of Lineland
- Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
- How can Poets Survive
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
- How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- How Proust Can Change Your Life
- we can give up, but the world never will
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- How to kiss like a ninja
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
- I am not gay. I have never been gay.
- Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
- Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
- How fast can blind people read?
- How to Distill Dreams
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- How can I miss you if you won't go away?
- We have had enough of your beige
- What a kiss can be
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
- I had a dream last night
- Gene Simmons Never Had a PC
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
- Never Had It So Good
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- My brain and I have never fully communicated
- Must never have dated my friend Emily
- How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
- I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- How come we never dated?
- Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
- Never coin a phrase if you can help it
- The death of a man I had never known
- at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
- When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
- You can never really escape the fire
- I have never felt more alive
- Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
- hammer down is how the hard girls kiss
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- the dreams that should have died
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- Building a castle entirely out of Mountain Dew cans
- How to tell she's good looking
- I never bend what I can break
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- How to have an out of body experience
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- You can never become anything if you're not good at math
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- How I found peace staring up at the moon from a gutter in my dreams
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- How the mighty have fallen
- How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
- How to have a great vacation in China without money
- How to crack root and not get caught
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- you never can tell with bees
- She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
- Logitech Driving Force Wheel
- do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
- i had a dream about the future
- we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
- Never underestimate the impact you have on your fellow human beings.
- In a dream you are never eighty
- How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
- How can we face these dazzling things, I ask you?
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- These are the memories I never had
- Dr. Frankenstein never had a lab assistant named Igor
- I had an Everything dream an hour ago
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- Avoiding sexually transmitted disease
- What lips my lips have kissed, and where, and why,
- Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
- I never learned how to stop loving him
- World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
- Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you
- How high can you count on your fingers?
- Dreamed I Kissed a Blonde Girl
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
- Mister Obama can I have a pony
- I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- As if he knew that words were how I kissed
- I never knew how much snow it took to flush a toilet.
- he had a dream
- How complex can a public toilet be?
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- The sun never shines in my dreams
- Jobs that can drive you to the poorhouse, and how to avoid them
- if you have had your midnights
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
- How can a good Buddhist work in advertising?
- How far can an animal fall and survive?
- How interracial coupling can be eugenic
- Never Knowing Quite What I Had
- You, standing
- Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
- How long can you dance in the endzone?
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- How can God allow evil to exist?
- I never remembered my dreams until they started being about you
- I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
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