Findings:
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- How can an atheist have morals?
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- Something I Can Never Have
- We kissed like we had never tasted lips
- Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
- How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- You never can tell
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- How Can Individualists Share Responsibility?
- The best date I never had
- I've had kisses that make Judas seem sincere
- Jobs that can drive you to the poorhouse, and how to avoid them
- What lips my lips have kissed
- I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
- Seven words you can never say on television
- a dream you did not have
- How a terrorist can deliver a nuke to a US city at a bargain basement price
- How soft your fields so green can whisper tales of gore
- How interracial coupling can be eugenic
- I had an Everything dream an hour ago
- we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- How the mighty have fallen
- Avoiding sexually transmitted disease
- we have learned all that we can from anal probing
- How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
- How razorback-jumping frogs can level six piqued gymnasts!
- As if he knew that words were how I kissed
- I have never felt more alive
- Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- I miss you can I have the ground back now
- Can I have a light?
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- How can people listen to that crap?
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
- How Eulenspiegel had his horse shod with silver and gold
- The things we always thought, yet never had the courage to speak
- How the Republican Party can win the 2012 Presidential Election
- How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
- My brain and I have never fully communicated
- Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
- Must never have dated my friend Emily
- How and why do we (humans) have culture?
- Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you
- How come we never dated?
- Yesterday I learned how to kiss
- How you can become infected with HIV
- Knowledge can never be certain
- A Machine that can only Dream of You
- i had a dream about the future
- How to Pretend to Have a Job
- Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
- World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
- How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
- I would have cooled this if you had written it
- You can never be too rich or too thin
- Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
- How to have an out of body experience
- We can dream of elsewhere
- How I had a Vision of Lineland
- How to have a great vacation in China without money
- I am not gay. I have never been gay.
- Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- You can never get away from yourself
- You can never go home again
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
- Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- We have had enough of your beige
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- What lips my lips have kissed, and where, and why,
- We had to go away ... and dream it all up again
- Gene Simmons Never Had a PC
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- You've never had it so good
- Know How, Can Do
- Mister Obama can I have a pony
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- Questions we will never have answers to
- dream kisses
- How to crack root and not get caught
- Twelve dreams I had in one night
- he had a dream
- I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
- This dream is tied to a horse that will never tire
- never rainbow Dream
- Why is it we desire that which we can never attain?
- The death of a man I had never known
- In a dream you are never eighty
- Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
- Opening a coke can with one hand
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- The most interesting job I've ever had
- I have a dream
- Using a command line
- You, standing
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
- Phone books have never been this exciting!
- Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
- You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- Can I have a pony? (superdoc)
- The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
- How many times have we fallen in love?
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- Kiss me once and never again
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- How many ways can you say "ginger"?
- How to Distill Dreams
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
- These are the memories I never had
- Sex with a chicken
- Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
- Sweet 16 and never been kissed
- I used to have so many dreams
- Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
- I haven't had a wet dream in years
- How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
- Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
- Never Had It So Good
- For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
- Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
- How fast can blind people read?
- I have heard you whisper in your dreams
- Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
- How high can you stack whippets?
- How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
- You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
- Never will you reclaim everything I have owned
- I never remembered my dreams until they started being about you
- Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
- Never coin a phrase if you can help it
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
- To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- What kind of year have YOU had?
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
- When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
- Never Been Kissed
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- You can never become anything if you're not good at math
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- Dr. Frankenstein never had a lab assistant named Igor
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
- Coloring your name in Quake 3
- how much yopo can i smoke
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- I had never known someone whose death was imminent
- you never can tell with bees
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
- how many lines of code have you written?
- How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
- if you have had your midnights
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