Findings:
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- War is a game played by old men with other people's sons
- How many men/women masturbate?
- Keeping beer cold in the Old West
- Old men never die, they just spout poetry
- i've heard that's how they did it in ancient egypt
- How to make bellbottoms out of an old pair of pants
- The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
- How old are you?
- Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
- Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
- How France won World War II
- The Little Old Women
- The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
- How They Broke Away to Go to the Rootabaga Country
- Chipirones en su tinta
- Men are stupid, women are evil, food is good
- No Country for Old Men
- Men and women are fundamentally different
- Dirty old men
- How to sleep with 10,000 women in four simple steps
- Women, Espionage, and the Civil War
- I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
- seedless grapes
- Automobile tire pressure
- How Six Men Got On in the World
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- How the Terrorists Won the War
- How extravagant you are, throwing away women like that
- How They Came to Bunbury
- Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
- Are Men and Women Really Equal?
- In the real world, it is almost always women and not men who are waiting under windows
- Men are 5, Women are 6
- Women, Men, and God in The Book of Genesis
- Most of the men were disillusioned long before they met her
- Judging women by their books
- SunOS, Solaris and how they relate
- Three horrible old women and a monkey
- There are women and tender children where those shells fall, but war is war.
- To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
- Old and Young Women
- The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
- Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.
- EBR II
- How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- Japanese origami legends and how they changed my life
- How to make war
- Just how old is James, exactly?
- how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
- How beautiful these women are!
- Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?
- How my desire for a puppy made me personally responsible for the War on Terror
- War Food: How to Make a "Killer" Pasta Gravy
- How to scare off men in a personal ad
- Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus
- You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
- Why shouldn't men look at women's breasts?
- The Marine Corps 3X Fitness Program For Men and Women
- Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
- Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.
- Women are turned on verbally, men are turned on visually
- When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
- If men define situations as real, they are real in their consequences.
- The inherent nature of men and women
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- Why women like the smell of men
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
- Men make more money than women
- How to Suppress Women's Writing
- I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking.
- They mass produce plastic women
- Old Man's War
- Women's roles during World War II
- Waging War
- Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
- World War I: Germany: Role of Women
- Republican war on women
- Comfort women
- Rape committed by women
- How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
- How They Encountered the Flutterbudgets
- How they Matched the Fuddles
- DPI, resolution, physical printing size - how they interrelate
- Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- How I Won the War
- How do women's dress sizes work?
- How to sleep with 0 women in four simple steps
- The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- How They Drank at the Forbidden Fountain
- How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
- How do men touch you?
- The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
- How They Brought the Good News from Ghent to Aix
- This is how fat women should treat each other
- How to repel women
- How the Union and the Confederacy stacked up at the beginning of the Civil War
- How quantum mechanics is like fog of war
- How to teach cognitive neuroscience to a four year old
- How to make a skirt out of an old pair of pants
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- not what words are used, but how they are used
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- old chestnut: five men, houses, colors, nationalities, beverages, cigars, and pets
- Why men like women's breasts
- The difference between men and women
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Women writers who eroticize gay men for female readers
- Both Good & Evil in the Hearts of Men and Women
- Men vs Women
- Women athletes shouldn't have to compare themselves to men for acceptance
- Of Gods and Men: Christs of the Old World
- Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
- As With Gladness Men Of Old
- Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
- This Is How You Lose the Time War
- Long-haired men and short-haired women
- "Do Not Cheer, Men Are Dying," Said Capt. Phillips, In The Spanish-American War
- Forget women - here's what men want
- Why Women Are Paid Less Than Men
- Terrible things men say to women they're supposed to love
- Ways men evaluate women
- Men and Women
- War is hell but men like it
- Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
- I've seen old men crying at their own gravesides
- Most men will not swim before they are able to
- Men seek effortless sex, women seek the chase
- Men are the great romantics, the dreamers and fools. Women are realists.
- Women, men, and the bad scientific study of the week
- Grumpy Old Men
- The Chorus of Old Men in "Aegeus"
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- How to pick up men
- Raining old women and sticks
- The Men of Old
- Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
- Star Wars Knights Of The Old Republic II: The Sith Lords
- The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down
- Women are writing what men used to write and men are writing what women used to write
- When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
- How to pick up women
- Discordian Code
- Learn how to fly
- anyone lived in a pretty how town
- How to Use a Urinal
- And How Shall I Compete?
- Baltimore natives, and how to understand them
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- How can you sleep at night?
- how to buy a coconut
- How to break a coconut
- How I hotwired my turntable
- how to avoid paying for washing machines
- How to impress The Man
- How to fall out of an airplane
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