Findings:

• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• You have far too much time on your hands
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• His actions have already scarred American history.
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• I have just been shot
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Plants HAve Rights, Too!
• AES may have been broken
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• too big for his britches
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• Men have feelings too
• I have too much to say
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• Names have been changed
• Movies that should have been books first
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• he is too shy to write his tale
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• I have too many clothes
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• you would have been
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• You know you've been hacking too long when
• Could have beens, should have beens
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• The path we have been walking
• What have you been smoking?
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• How long have you been in love with her?
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• No knowledge is too much to bear
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• Too Broad
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Intellectual property laws have gone too far
• My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
• Her heart's too real to not have its own beat
• Unless the enemy has studied his Agrippa... which I have!
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• The weary Titan staggers under the too vast orb of his fate.
• Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• I've been a woman for too long
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• Bears all his sons away;
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• I know I have been dreaming
• I have always been burning
• But lately, I've been too tired to care
• You know you've been away from home too long
• Could I Have Been?
• I may or may not have been naked
• They have bears in Italy
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• What Might Have Been
• It could have been me
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• And All That Could Have Been
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• The way things have always been done
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• Maybe You've Been Brainwashed Too
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• I appear to have been misinformed
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• Advice I have been given about girls
• Have you been a dad today?
• you have never been safe
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• I could have been one of a two
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• I could have been Canadian
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• A reason to drink
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• A part of us remains wherever we have been.
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• He's been places they have not.
• i have been burning for so long
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• Days when art is too much to bear
• Chased by bears
• Smokey the Bear Sutra
• right to keep and bear arms
• Fozzie bear
• drop bear
• Grin and bear it
• bear rug
• Adventures of the Gummi Bears
• Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
• The Bear FAQ
• bear market
• Brown Bear
• Panda Bear
• too much anthropomorphizing can be dangerous
• story of the bear and the rabbit
• Sugar Bear
• The Bear's Head
• The first bear I ever saw
• Where are those polar bears getting all that Coca-Cola?
• Big Bear
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• Keesh the Bear Hunter
• bear bag
• Our Share of Night to Bear
• Smarter than the average bear
• The Dragon and the Bear
• bear's cage
• william bear (user)
• Bear Trap (user)

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