New Zealand band fronted by Graham Brazier, Dave McArtney and Harry Lyon, three drinking, strumming, singing kiwi blokes. The fact that they're real kiwi blokes is evidenced by the fact that all but one of their album covers feature scantily clad women in suggestive poses.

Their 1977 self titled debut album Hello Sailor had a woman in corset, garters and sailors hat on a bed sitting in a ship cabin. See below for track listing.

Their 1978 Pacifica Amour album showed a head and shoulders shot of a south pacific belle with a heart tattoo on her cheek.

Their 1982 Last Chance to Dance album showed an impossibly proportioned sailor in dress uniform dancing with a tall, thin woman in black (ballroom hold).

Their 1986 Shipshape and Bristol Fashion featured a reclining lass in bra, garters, heels and sailors hat.

Their 1994 The Album was a complete sell out, featuring photos of the band members. I'm not sure, but this probably reflected the fact that most of them had children by this stage so keeping on the right side of the misses was important.

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Hello Sailor, self titled debut album from Hello Sailor. Credits: Graham Brazier Vocals, Saxophone, Harmonica and Guitar; Dave McArtney Vocals and Guitar; Harry Lyon Vocals and Guitar; Lisle Kinney Bass; Ricky Ball - Drums; John Mitchell Keyboards; Peter Adams art.

1. Gutter Black
2. When Your Lights are Out
3. Hooked
4. All Around This Town
5. Blue Lady
6. Vermillon
7. Watch Your Back
8. Big Bump
9. Latin Lover
10. Lyin in the Sand

http://www.hellosailor.co.nz/

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"Hello Sailor" is the catchphrase easily recognized by legions of Zork fans. This phrase, originally used by hookers to grab the attention of -- you guessed it, sailors, made it into the entire trilogy of Zork works. Generally, the phrase is useless, provoking a "Nothing happens here." It became something of a running joke among Zork fans for a long time, and is easily the most famous phrase of the series. (Although "Hello Footpad" occasionally gets a clever response too.)

In Zork 3, you must wait for a Viking ship. If you say the phrase before it arrives, you are told, "Nothing happens yet." -- after, "Nothing happens anymore." But if you should happen to say it to the Viking ship...

>HELLO SAILOR
The seaman looks up and maneuvers the boat toward shore. He cries out "I have waited three ages for someone to say those words and save me from sailing this endless ocean. Please accept this gift. You may find it useful!" He throws something which falls near you in the sand, then sails off toward the west, singing a lively, but somewhat uncouth, sailor song.

Incidentally, there is also a sailor at the beginning of "Beyond Zork", to whom you can also gain a useful item by saying this phrase.

The phrase dates back to Zork I

Two games earlier, in Zork I, there is a sequence in which one must acquire and make proper use of a bell, a book, and a candle. If you merely look at the book, it seems to be "a Philippic against small insects", among other things. If you should happen to read the book, the following text appears:

O ye who go about saying unto each, "Hello Sailor":
Dost thou know the magnitude of thy sin before the gods?
Yea, verily, thou shalt be ground between two stones.
Shall the angry gods cast thy body into the whirlpool?
Surely, thy eye shall be put out with a sharp stick!
Even unto the ends of the earth shalt thou wander and
Unto the land of the dead shalt thou be sent at last.
Surely thou shalt repent of thy cunning.

This text turns out to be useful not only for the "Hello Sailor". Its other importance must be glimpsed in order to make it through Zork I.