Findings:

• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• he would have laughed
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• he would have cried
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• When he grins it is a thousand-word story
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• he who sits in the heavens shall laugh
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• He is so heavy when he whispers
• when my father cries
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
• We laugh so we won't cry
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• When he became an old man
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
• He would shrink into the sky if he could
• Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• all the poison pearls would laugh
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• when doves cry (user)
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• When a man lies he murders some part of the world
• if only he could hear my silent cries
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• Why I cry when I hear
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Surely he would remember this
• when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
• Laugh maniacally, because I can't bear to see you cry
• When grown men cry
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• When I would muse in boyhood
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• Laugh when threatened
• He Who Would Valiant Be
• When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• Would you like a Wah-Burger to go with those Crys?
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• You're pretty when you cry
• the day when the peasants would eat all the British media
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• You mean the me that you would be
• Still she cried, and still the world pursues
• Cry
• battle cry
• I wish I could cry
• The Day the Clown Cried
• cry in the dark
• Love Cry
• Beautiful things that have made you cry
• Cry Cry Cry
• And the Rock Cried Out, No Hiding Place
• Why onions make you cry
• Cry, the Beloved Country
• Having a little cry in the toilets at work
• I cry for a bridge that burnt
• A Cricket Cries
• If you could see me cry
• Getting my blood drawn makes me cry
• I made an old man cry
• The girl who could cry flowers (a parable)
• Stupid's Cries
• There's no "proper" way to cry politely in public
• I wanted Mary to cry blood
• How to win the gold and make a baby cry
• I felt a disturbance in the fun, as if a million playgrounds cried out, and then
• I always cry at weddings
• I make liberty cry (user)
• I cried in his arms
• Cry Out in the Darkness
• No Woman No Cry
• Cry of the Vatos
• For Christmas, I made my Mom cry
• The "I'm getting my first shot" cry
• You give them a good excuse to cry
• Cries and Whispers
• Never Cry Wolf
• It's okay to cry
• I think of you every time I cry
• We cry aloud with terror
• Cry For A Shadow
• Devil May Cry
• cry it out
• The pain of seeing your grandfather cry
• Maybe because we like to cry. Maybe because neither of us can believe.
• I cry your mercy--pity--love!--aye, love!
• Cry Freetown
• Flowers Never Cry
• Cry of the Ancients
• Cries for Rebellion
• The Little White Cloud That Cried
• On Jordan's Bank the Baptist's Cry
• The smell of his cologne still makes me cry
• Devil May Cry 2
• ...and GOD CRIED / The Holocaust Remembered
• I saw her clothes piled on the floor, and I cried for her
• Why we cry
• Men Cry Bullets
• We control the algorithms for all emotions. We will make your steel city cry.
• The Man Who Cried
• I cried you a symphony
• Far Cry
• Future Wolf II: Never Cry Wolf: Origin of The Series
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• If everything you do is a cry for help, no one will listen
• hue and cry
• The train's heart is big and black, but it cries to lonely sky
• alive she cried (user)
• You don't need a reason to cry
• You think I'll cry? I won't cry! My heart will break before I'll cry.
• The Cry From The Sea
• A cry of a Banshee
• Woman's so hot I want to cry
• Battle Cry of Freedom: The Civil War Era
• Cry me a river
• If you have to cry, do it in the shower
• don't cry over spoiled milk
• crys (user)
• But can you still cry like a child?
• Devil May Cry 4
• A time to cry
• we are not supposed to cry in the cubicles
• Don't cry for the Angels
• emotionally-coded war cries
• The introverted thinker cries
• Roll of Thunder, Hear My Cry
• In Spring the Foxes Cry
• Cry Baby Cry
• Did it ever make you cry ?
• Cry of the Werewolf
• The Blonde Cried Murder
• a boy cries behind the bright screen of his phone; another lays mumbling about a ballads of his misfortune
• he who (user)
• He
• He said, expecting the answer no
• He is radical and funky fresh!
• he/she
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• s/he
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• He's Gone
• hes (user)
• He's Jack

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