Findings:

• He who wants to fight will find a club
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• He who has ears, let him hear
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• He Was Only Joking
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• A Woman Who Never Was
• He who pays the piper calls the tune
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• He Who Is Death
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• He who controls the past controls the future
• he can find a cure for us, if we help him
• Wisest is he who knows he does not know
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• making certain he was touching her
• The Man Who Was (user)
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• A man feared that he might find an assassin
• It was men who made breasts into a secret.
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• Half-sour pickle
• sifting sand to find fading past in smooth stones, sorrow was here
• don't trust a teacher who only takes on the brightest pupils. to find the sun in a stone, now, that takes true skill.
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• he who (user)
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• He Was a Crook
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• he who sits in the heavens shall laugh
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• Who finds my apathy useful?
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• he was a punk poet himself
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• Of the Birth of Volsung, the Son of Rerir, who was the Son of Sigi
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• Who Was the Wine Girl?
• I was relieved to find my services no longer required
• I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• Find someone who...
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
• At least he was gentle
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• More than he was willing to give
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• I married him because he was not mean
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• He who smelt it, dealt it
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• He who seeks equity must do equity.
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• We find tonight what was hidden beneath our hearts
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
• For those who find themselves frequently in shadows
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• find someone who dreams of you
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• He Who Would Valiant Be
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• you're just a centipede who thinks he's master of the forest
• some say he was never here at all
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
• he knew that victory is not about who is standing after the fight
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• He was found
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• The Tale of a Youth who set out to learn what Fear was
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• The boy who was picked last in gym class
• Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
• The Man Who Was Thursday
• Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
• The Princess who was Hidden Underground
• That's Just How He Was
• All he left her was alone
• For my brother, in the event he finds me
• I Fell In Love With A Girl Who Was Already Gone.
• I met a girl in the garden who was doomed to die the next day.
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• Anguish Languish
• The Unbearable Anguish of My Awful Existence, an Un-Sestina in Vague Villanelle Form
• Anguish Languish - Lath Thing Thumb Thongs!
• Pear of Anguish
• Find the Fish
• Find in a hallway
• Find the way home
• I did not find love
• Getting out of a traffic ticket
• Dr Pepper imitations
• May you always find naked women to throw tiny pickles at you
• Find the River
• Printing something to find out where the printer is
• How to find your new best friend
• Finding out where a net user lives
• How to find out your own IP address
• How to find out if a Web company is monitoring your browsing habits
• How to find good nodes
• How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
• I can't find the any key
• I find the idea of political parties in a democracy objectionable
• Who made Hell?
• This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
• Finding Coke at Hopkins
• How to find a street address
• Ojo Finds the Dark Well
• I pray to God I can find the other sock
• The easiest way to find it is to stop looking
• C Program for Calculating Individual Hexadecimal Digits of Pi
• They'll find their own lightning
• Find the Cost of Freedom
• We find ourselves in sex
• I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
• This is a satire about the SATs. You might find it humorous.
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• If you're feeling disillusioned, find a 9-year-old
• Angels find pleasure in work when God is on vacation
• How to find the nearest cross street in Manhattan
• a smiling girl with blonde eyelashes and a sundress. someday i'll find her
• How to find the inverse of a matrix
• find a penny, pick it up
• If You Find This World Bad, You Should See Some of the Others
• I had forgotten the bear's name, and could not find my way home to the Thousand Acre wood
• Where did Archie find the time?
• SLA finds the beach
• To find one's place
• Find the Lady
• You can find a place inside my heart if you will stay
• Things to do with hair you find in your drain
• I cannot find the right words to touch the sky with me Yesterday tomorrow and forever in a white crystalline bask of your teddy bear beauty will you love me yes ok thx!
• Evil finds a way.
• Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.

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