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• He flops over and bonks his head
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Paper Bag Head Boy (user)
• Cool, you can put a bullet in his head!
• His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• Putting groceries in a paper bag
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
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• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• He put a hand on each of our shoulders; it's a wonder he wasn't electrocuted.
• Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
• Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• He Was Only Joking
• There Was a Desert in My Head
• like you put stars in the hole in my head
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
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• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• I'm wide awake It's morning
• My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
• Why do you keep banging your head against the wall?
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• Kissing a man all over his face
• The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
• making certain he was touching her
• he taught me to fly then took away my sky
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• At least he was gentle
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• The art of being wide awake/November 2015
• Wide awake in the wide world
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
• I'm wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
• Brown paper bag
• He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
• Go over one's head
• Put your head down and your ass in the air
• head over heels
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• He scribbled with black crayon all over my fairy tale books
• Football Season Ended When Hunter S. Thompson Blew His Own Head Off
• I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
• I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
• Living for the reasons of the dead that moved to paper from their heads
• My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 1: In Which I Realize I am In Over My Head
• The night I saw a man get his head blown off
• That's Just How He Was
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Bag your head
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
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• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• He Was a Crook
• He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• A man is known by the company he keeps.
• The elephant that wished he could fly
• He scribbled with black crayon all over my fairy tale books.
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• head bag
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• How Eulenspiegel announced he wanted to fly
• pretends to sleep as he looks her over
• He just left his body
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
• mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• It's a bird! It's a plane! It's sarcasm flying right over your head!
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
• Put your head between your knees and kiss your arse goodbye
• drop a piano on his head
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• some say he was never here at all
• You hit the nail on the head and the nail was directly above my heart
• Put Your Head On My Shoulder
• Over my head
• Gettin' in over My Head
• 8 Heads in a Duffel Bag
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Paper Bag Party
• Yes, I put Nair in his shampoo
• pull the steel wool over his eyes
• Off with his head!
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• He ran over my cousin with a motor home!
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• He weighs the eggs of flies in spiderwebs.
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• It's just a folded piece of paper till you let it fly
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• You didn't even keep one bag?
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• I married him because he was not mean
• First thing he guesses is, it's a lipstick kiss on a piece of paper
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• He weaves his words
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
• The Paper Bag Princess
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• Does your soul cast about like an old paper bag?
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• All he left her was alone
• He dreams between yesterdays, Cliff’s Hand Bag and Fade away blue
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• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• he was a punk poet himself
• He was found
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• He made a way to his anger
• he is too shy to write his tale
• A paper bag is a form of culture

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