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• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• People without spines annoy me.
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• All he left her was alone
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• He brings me books like flowers
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• Here were the words I was waiting for, without the part I wanted
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• Some things dannye taught me without trying
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• How to order a Happy Meal without embarrassment
• he calls me girly (user)
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• I could do without it, if I knew what it was
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• There was no one waiting for me...
• One big happy random assortment of truckstop trinkets
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• At least he was gentle
• he calls me girly_root (category)
• he calls me monster
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• Somehow he reminds me of my mother
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• man when you are telling me how it was
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• he that is not with me is against me
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• More than he was willing to give
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• The day he gave me a lift
• Without Me
• Before you, there was me
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• He that is not with me is against me.
• my secret made me very happy
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• He loves me, he loves me not
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• Did you once stand before me without shame?
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• for me to smell a garden without trying
• Oven potatoes made me happy
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• by the time he was speaking,she was secretly evaluating the kissability of
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• I married him because he was not mean
• I was a homeless bum
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• I'm so shallow, A new T-Shirt makes me happy
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• This node was made for you and me
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• He Hate Me
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
• she, he, and me
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• He Was a Crook
• He taught me how to smoke
• Long and lean, he was a sex machine, and he schooled every girl in town
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• She was watching me and I didn't know it.
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• He said I'm better of without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• I've Never Been to Me
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• I don't mind if you forget me
• No one touches me
• you know me (user)
• Dance Me Outside
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• Love Me Tender
• let's try me (user)
• can u c me i guess n (user)
• you shoot me honest volumes
• Globalization and Me
• You walk through my walls like a ghost on tv. You penetrate me.
• Help Me, Daddy
• I want you to hit me as hard as you can
• Lie With Me
• Sometimes I fly and sometimes you love me
• Must've Been While You Were Kissing Me
• STOP MUTING ME (user)
• Me And Jesus The Pimp In A '79 Granada Last Night
• and you tell me your mind is blank
• "Oskee wee wee! Oskee wa wa!"
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
• I came, I saw and was undone
• Get Happy!
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• Mr Happy (user)
• Jack Was Every Inch a Sailor
• A few fries short of a happy meal
• Shimmer over bridges like the river was a dream
• Happy leftovers!
• If over the hills was someplace new and forgotten
• Ed the Happy Clown
• Your smile was embarrassed. Your fingers were dew-covered. I am still smiling.
• Happy boxes
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• Happy Anniversary
• It was nice working with you
• Happy hacking
• "I was born this way" as justification for gay rights harms the gay and lesbian community
• Ancient Arrowhead
• Aunt Peg
• He fled
• back when our blood was still warm
• In Your Heart You Know He's Right
• Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
• He and she are one
• I was watching through the window, you were going through the dances.
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• There Was A Friend
• He searches
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• He eventually disappeared into the morning fog
• I was just a supporting character in your fairy tale
• He who seeks equity must do equity.
• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
• Working without a net
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy

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