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• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• All he left her was alone
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• At least he was gentle
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• More than he was willing to give
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• by the time he was speaking,she was secretly evaluating the kissability of
• I married him because he was not mean
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• He Was a Crook
• Long and lean, he was a sex machine, and he schooled every girl in town
• He's Jack
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
• 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
• He doesn't know what he's missing
• Zheng He
• 'twas the telltale tink-tock of marionettes, he felt certain, that jingle-jangled from behind her shower curtain
• And he bought our every word for dollars.
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• He said I'm better of without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• here comes your man. he's throwing clumps of snow at you.
• Marilyn Monroe was a size 16
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• Jesus was Mexican
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• deru kugi wa utareru
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• It was a dangerous, stupid infraction and I deserve the ticket
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IV
• I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• The Sun Was Slumbering in the West
• the lake was on fire that summer
• Was the Black Death really just Anthrax?
• Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
• This is the time. The time was now. And now is then. This was the time.
• I Was an Atheist in a Foxhole
• Now that was a scary ending
• The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
• We find tonight what was hidden beneath our hearts
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
• It was crippled, it was heart-felt. The latter invariably trumps the former
• I was the shadow of the waxwing slain
• I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• Ancient Arrowhead
• He fled
• In Your Heart You Know He's Right
• He and she are one
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• He searches
• He eventually disappeared into the morning fog
• He who seeks equity must do equity.
• The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• Now he dances to bring her back.
• if only he could hear my silent cries
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• Born with the gift of laughter, and a sense that the world was mad
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• I was very, very drunk
• Why Smokey Bear was wrong
• I could do without it, if I knew what it was
• I remember, there was one
• I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
• It was not death, for I stood up
• piano outside in the snow. and she was spinning
• Olympia, Washington
• Food was purer in the good old days
• Yesterday was Dramatic, Today is OK
• The night your father was stabbed in the back room of a convenience store. No mercy.
• Creative Nomad Jukebox Zen
• How was the play, Missus Lincoln?
• Everything was screaming: the sea, the sky, my heart.
• The House on the Island Where She Was Born
• I was tired. It was late. She was Russian.
• The hall was littered with broken dreams and shattered concrete
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• He asks, anxious to hear the story
• Enter perfect couple, he owns all the keys
• he tended to forget (user)
• Speak of Cao Cao and he arrives
• He holds things, and he drops things
• He dreams of smoke
• He climbed on top the fallen ruins of the once tall and proud buildings
• A bit of a poet that thinks he's a pirate
• Vancouver, Washington
• Was not cleanly unmounted, check forced
• WoOz: 17 How the Balloon Was Launched
• I woke up and thought it was Saturday
• It was more than perfect understanding
• I once dreamt that I was a line
• it was my birthday
• No matter where I was, whisps of you haunted my thoughts
• It Was a Lover and His Lass
• When touch was simple
• Napster was like the lamp with the wrong pricetag
• I was relieved to find my services no longer required
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• Your smile was embarrassed. Your fingers were dew-covered. I am still smiling.
• Japanese alphabet
• You hit the nail on the head and the nail was directly above my heart
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• It was a Dork and Starmly Night
• ale z was dziwki_root (category)
• I think I was a pterodactyl and you were the tiniest rodent
• the country was so nice we bombed it twice
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• The artifact was completely impenetrable to all forms of matter except living human flesh
• What was it? What of it?
• He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
• It's just the way that he walks
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• Psalm 119: He
• He takes the light switch between two fingers, wishing for a chain to pull
• he who pays the piper calls the tune
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• When I was your age
• hodgepodge was just a one-night stand, apparently
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• Leather bound organizer
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• tonari no shibafu wa aoi
• I couldn't sit, it was Thursday
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter V
• The Dog It Was That Died
• How Kissing Was Discovered
• I went to Atlanta and all I got was this lousy pile of junk
• If I was beautiful, I'd know it
• Hiroshima & Nagasaki: Was it justified?
• The demon was just under three feet tall
• Jesus I was evil
• Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew
• Not what was said
• I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
• This is the story of how I was killed in Peru
• The dynasty made people die in nasty ways. This mess was necessary and they're not sorry.
• You had to pretend success was fucked
• I Fell Out of School, and All I Found Was This Necklace
• Altogether

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