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• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• More than he was willing to give
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• by the time he was speaking,she was secretly evaluating the kissability of
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• I married him because he was not mean
• Long and lean, he was a sex machine, and he schooled every girl in town
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• He Was a Crook
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• All he left her was alone
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• He said I'm better of without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• At least he was gentle
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• Fear makes the wolf bigger than he is.
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• What Everything does better than anything else
• Better than Sex
• Two heads are better than one
• Better Than Chocolate
• He is radical and funky fresh!
• GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
• The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
• To the Memory of My Beloved Master, William Shakespeare, and What He Hath Left Us
• The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: He is entertained
• He will bring us goodness and light
• He's having a vasectomy
• Has no one told you he's not breathing?
• And yet he continues to sit there
• He that is not with me is against me.
• Is a crush better than a relationship?
• What can be better than that?
• a crust of bread is better than nothing
• He ran over my cousin with a motor home!
• He says she says
• Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists
• How Eulenspiegel announced he wanted to fly
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• He did very little harm
• He paints rainbows
• What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
• Jesus cannot save you. He cannot even save Himself.
• he smokes like a cello plays
• Last year was always better
• Nothing says "Science!" better than a long series of graphs and charts
• He loves me, he loves me not
• "Fill it in", he said.
• He and She
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• He Wishes for the Cloths of Heaven
• He held my hand - once
• He's Simple, He's Dumb, He's The Pilot
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• He had a life before he met you, you know
• He probably thinks he is doing fine
• Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
• Better Than Sex Cake
• Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• He weaves his words
• He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
• The Good Gardener (On How He Fell)
• The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
• She makes the sign of the teaspoon, he makes the sign of the wave
• Tomorrow, he must tell her that he doesn't love her anymore.
• HE HIMSELF (user)
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• Why Cucumbers are Better than Men
• Why underground music is "better" than commercial music
• He's Gone
• great things he has taught us
• he just died
• He's not heavy, he's just lame
• Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists : 2
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• The cute kitten represents violence and carnage and, if he is lucky, the children look.
• he who sits in the heavens shall laugh
• God is not dead; He is merely unemployed.
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
• Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
• I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
• Better Than Ezra
• Better than Life
• better than 2 (user)
• my blood approves, and kisses are a better fate than wisdom
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• Li He
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
• He (user)
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• And as he sang the world began to fall apart
• The turkey, he faint
• He breaks her heart on a daily basis
• She lights everything up. He glows in the dark.
• He has spit in my coat
• Better Than Sex Cake II
• It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• He Hate Me
• But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
• He called around 5:30
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• Because he feared the turn of seasons
• he faked murder (user)
• Sitting close enough that he gets the idea
• He's an arsehole
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• Much better than a piss test
• hes (user)
• He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
• he o hitte shiri tsubome
• He ain't heavy, he's my brother
• Meditation V: Of the Essence of Material Things, and, again, of God, that he Exists
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• the things he left behind
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• What's He Building?
• We have met the enemy and he is us
• When he became an old man
• She is the sea. Above her, he is thunder.
• here comes your man. he's throwing clumps of snow at you.
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• Even better than the real thing
• I can do much better than this
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• A man feared that he might find an assassin
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• Xiao Sha Lao He!
• Our God, He Is Alive
• I didn't say he ate your dog
• He wishes for the Shoes of Fashion
• Sometimes I think he forgets, and I need this, this night
• He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
• she, he, and me
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• if only he could hear my silent cries
• 10 reasons E2 is better than sleep
• Music that sounds better backward than forward
• I can degrade myself better than you can
• It was better before they came
• he/she
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• He who controls the past controls the future
• whatever he touches, if it isn't false already, becomes false
• The Lover Showeth How He Is Forsaken of Such as He Sometime Enjoyed

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