Findings:
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- Sealing a room against a chemical or biological attack
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
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- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
- one kid against the fence, scuffed shoes, probably a trumpet case at his feet
- and slowly, stealthily, and half sideways looking, he placed the loaded musket's end against the door.
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- Is it any surprise that the Almighty chose to strike at a town on the opposite side of the country?
- Did you touch any of his blood?
- Swimming pool injury
- He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- chosen plaintext attack
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- He flops over and bonks his head
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- How Eulenspiegel placed himself inside his horse
- He weaves his words
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- For tactical reasons, we do not currently advocate the use of violence or sorcery against private individuals.
- I cannot be touched by any of this madness
- Incarnation, a poem (or something) by polyseeme
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- Lord Snooty and His Pals
- Every Man for Himself and God Against All
- Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
- YHWH declares that the substitution of LOVE with FUCK is punishable by AIDS; man responds by covering his member with plastic
- The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
- Colour or Country
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- how to simulate any random variable by tossing a coin
- by the time he was speaking,she was secretly evaluating the kissability of
- He made a felon of himself and ended up a box in our spare room.
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- By hook or by crook
- by any means necessary
- How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
- I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- The Invasion of Ireland by Parlothan's People
- Forgetting that we are all in the ghetto, that the ghetto is walled in, that outside the ghetto the lords of death reign, and that close by the train is waiting
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- any way, shape or form
- A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
- A Tyler By Any Other Name
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
- Upon the Translation of the Psalms by Sir Philip Sidney, and the Countess of Pembroke, his Sister
- He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
- he that is not with me is against me
- A Jared by any other name
- The Invasion of Ireland by Casnar's People
- Candide and His Valet Arrive in the Country of El Dorado--What They Saw There
- If only Che Guevara were a revolutionary in his own country
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- WoOz: 19 Attacked by the Fighting Trees
- Ee By Gum, Lord!
- He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
- HE HIMSELF (user)
- Top 100 countries ranked by population
- I saved his life. He does not know it.
- He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
- The If Footprints Doesnt Knock His Wife Up Pronto The Whole World Will Think He's A Homofag When You Hear This Music Band
- He that is not with me is against me.
- She walked by his desk and left a nickel
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
- Declaration of War by the United States of America against Japan
- Summary of evidence against Osama bin Laden in 9/11 terror attacks
- attacked by killer seagulls
- My country, right or wrong!
- why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
- Queen or country?
- The Birth of Merlin, or, The Childe Hath Found His Father
- NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
- Declaration of War by the United States of America against Germany
- The Lord of the Rings IV: Stop or my Gollum will Shoot!
- Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
- Phosphor reading by His own Light
- Top 100 countries ranked by area
- A man is known by the company he keeps.
- Arguments for the perceived impending invasion of Earth by atomic-powered Killbots from Planet X
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- The relative risk of being attacked by a shark
- Lions are cats, he reminded himself
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- The Attack by Fire
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
- he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
- Whether by word or deed or thought
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
- I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
- When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
- Continuously attacked by bees
- Chosen Lords
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- You're either with us or you're against us
- Her hips made waves against his shore
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- Speech given by a U.S.M.C. Drill Instructor to his platoon, Camp Pendleton, 1998
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- he'd spent years with his cheeks pressed against glass
- How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
- The square root of any positive integer is either integral or irrational
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- Jesus cannot save you. He cannot even save Himself.
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- Tribute by Senator Edward M. Kennedy to his Fallen Brother, Robert
- He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- September 11 attacks and the War Against Terrorism
- His mind went blank against the flesh next to him
- How to defend yourself against a coconut
- One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
- Lord Boyd Orr
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- Attack by Stratagem
- Statistics of the Australian Population by Country of Birth, 2001
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
- Character Of Constantine And His Sons IV
- Of Sigurd's avenging of Sigmund his father
- A fool's right to his tools of rage
- Synge and the Ireland of his Time: VII
- His retribution is likely to be epic
- Taking my son to meet his grandfather
- Maybe his name is a killing word
- actors/actresses playing against 'type'
- Invasion of the Aleutian Islands
- Me Against the World
- The Lord of the Rings
- An editorial against cowardly Muslims
- Defer, defer, to the Lord High Executioner!
- Lord NAgasaki (user)
- Australians Against Further Immigration
- Lord's Resistance Army
- Lords of Light!
- "42" is even to any base
- The Lord's Prayer: Klingon
- Lord Blot (user)
- Grated Fezilla and green olives add the perfect zing to any old pasta dish!
- Lords of Appeal in Ordinary
- How to turn any number into a 9
- Lord Burger_root (category)
- drunk as a lord
- attack
- Lord President of the Council
- teardrop attack
- lord rothen (user)
- When Web Designers Attack: A New Fox Special
- Lord Balvaird
- Strikemaster Orbital Attack Shuttle
- Glen or Glenda
- known plaintext attack
- Smurfette really wasn't a "smurf" nor an "ette"
- Attack Syria!
- Technological or Media Determinism
- attack (user)
- Invalid HTML using "h1" in "ol" or "ul" tags
- The Lady, or the Tiger?
- seduction by grammar (user)
- Now or Never
- By the skin of my teeth
- More hips!
- The logical inclination to hate shoe stores: A Study In Progress By Avoiding the Unavoidable
- Grandma and the internet or Cream of the Slop
- Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening
- How to share your Cable Modem or DSL connection between two computers
- To be hoist by one's own petard
- Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
- On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection
- Pa Gwr, or, Arthur and the Porter
- Down By The Bay
- fish or cut bait
- Are the gospels written by the people they're attributed to?
- Hachis, or Minced Fowl a la Polonaise
- crushed by the absence of you
- How to herd people in public
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