Findings:
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- if only he could hear my silent cries
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- I hope that for a few moments he felt a little less alone
- He is so heavy when he whispers
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- José Bové explains why he destroyed genetically modified maize
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
- When he became an old man
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- He had something to say. He said it.
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
- He smiles but it's not real.
- 'twas the telltale tink-tock of marionettes, he felt certain, that jingle-jangled from behind her shower curtain
- When a man lies he murders some part of the world
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- He backed the verbal car into the garage, only to crash it into the wall
- The If Footprints Doesnt Knock His Wife Up Pronto The Whole World Will Think He's A Homofag When You Hear This Music Band
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
- Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
- he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
- When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
- great things he has taught us
- mad he (user)
- A man is known by the company he keeps.
- The Ocelot saw the Frog, and he smiled a broad and toothy smile
- He eventually disappeared into the morning fog
- why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- Tomorrow, he must tell her that he doesn't love her anymore.
- Long and lean, he was a sex machine, and he schooled every girl in town
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
- I wanted to show you something, but the verb sucked
- When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- He Hudas not pay
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- He Ate and Drank the Precious Words
- He weaves his words
- he tended to forget (user)
- He dreamt the sky bled greyblue and poetry
- Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
- She couldn't imagine that he liked dancing
- He said I'm better of without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
- here comes your man. he's throwing clumps of snow at you.
- Something I thought only I thought about
- If you hear only one song this year, there's something seriously wrong with you
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- Surely he would remember this
- At least he was gentle
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- He doesn't know what he's missing
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- He had a life before he met you, you know
- Only When I Lose Myself
- For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
- He's Gone
- He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- He flops over and bonks his head
- He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
- He doesn't bite
- There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- Hands cupped into a half circle, he bent foward to help her catch a light
- He's alone. She's alone.
- He's an arsehole
- A bit of a poet that thinks he's a pirate
- We journal only when we hurt
- Something Childish, but Very Natural
- you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
- I just wanted to destroy something beautiful
- Li He
- A man feared that he might find an assassin
- Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
- In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
- He called around 5:30
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- I saved his life. He does not know it.
- He tampered in God's domain
- Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
- For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
- I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- I considered cutting my toenails, but they're my only natural defense
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
- Yi he quan
- So, he's leaving
- He died on a Sunday morning
- How Eulenspiegel announced he wanted to fly
- Psalm 119: He
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- It was 1992. He smiled.
- She lights everything up. He glows in the dark.
- I can't operate this robot; he is my son
- There are a couple of people in a cafe with only glass between them. And something important is happening
- For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
- But life is hard when the written word is your first language
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- hes (user)
- "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
- He giggles, as he wiggles
- What He Suffered
- He Ain't Heavy, He's My Father
- I didn't say he ate your dog
- He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
- How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
- sorry, hes cold (user)
- Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
- He taught me how to smoke
- He who has ears, let him hear
- I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
- He fled
- And we killed him and he's dead.
- The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: He is entertained
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- Lo, He Comes with Clouds Descending
- he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
- Fear makes the wolf bigger than he is.
- Jesus cannot save you. He cannot even save Himself.
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- He's on fire!
- Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
- How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
- A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
- he/she
- He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
- If he's late, you can always start without him
- He says the most beautiful things
- I married him because he was not mean
- He Jin
- Lions are cats, he reminded himself
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- He is coming. He is coming. HE IS HERE.
- Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- But if you destroy the world, where would we live?
- He's Jack
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
- He searches
- The "He can't tell the difference" beer commercial
- He'll never know what he's missing
- sorry, hes cold_root (category)
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- He climbed on top the fallen ruins of the once tall and proud buildings
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- I only dance when my feet are on fire
- Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
- It's memories that I'm stealing, but you're innocent when you dream
- Ancient Arrowhead
- The Man He Killed
- Somehow he reminds me of my mother
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- Enter perfect couple, he owns all the keys
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