Findings:

• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• He'll never know what he's missing
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• He never killed a man that did not need killing.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• Why won't he call?
• Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
• He never returned
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• When he became an old man
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• Summer never answers when you call
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• At least he was gentle
• He never looked back
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• He is so heavy when he whispers
• All he left her was alone
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
• When a man lies he murders some part of the world
• I never met him. He broke my heart.
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• He called me Sarah once
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• he calls me monster
• More than he was willing to give
• I married him because he was not mean
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• He called around 5:30
• he calls me girly (user)
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• He Was a Crook
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
• My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
• St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
• When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• He who pays the piper calls the tune
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• Long and lean, he was a sex machine, and he schooled every girl in town
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• He Who Is Death
• HES Single Pirate Cart
• Lo, He Comes with Clouds Descending
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• He tampered in God's domain
• Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
• She is the sea. Above her, he is thunder.
• here comes your man. he's throwing clumps of snow at you.
• I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• When Desire Was a Virtue
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• hes (user)
• He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
• It's just the way that he walks
• "Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
• What is this useless broken wooden boy? He is saying stupid things, he is lurching!
• Lions are cats, he reminded himself
• he likes to watch you walk
• He has spit in my coat
• What's he building in there?
• He is always ready..
• A poem for two pages of panel art for a comic that was never written
• Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
• He fled
• In Your Heart You Know He's Right
• He and she are one
• He gave her a daisy
• He brings me books like flowers
• The "He can't tell the difference" beer commercial
• sorry, hes cold (user)
• He's alone. She's alone.
• Tomorrow, he must tell her that he doesn't love her anymore.
• A bit of a poet that thinks he's a pirate
• Things I'll do now that he's gone
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• The other day I saw a gas station called Space Age! I was not fooled!
• It was better before they came
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• H.E. Roscoe
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• HES 4 Game Multi-cart
• the word eat he
• He scribbled with black crayon all over my fairy tale books.
• Fear makes the wolf bigger than he is.
• Jesus cannot save you. He cannot even save Himself.
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• To tell the truth I am never happier than when I am a kangaroo
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• He's Jack
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
• He not busy being born is busy dying
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• He Jin
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• He had a life before he met you, you know
• if only he could hear my silent cries
• he looks hurt from behind that eye patch, the choker, the bare chest
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• Ancient Arrowhead
• The Man He Killed
• In your guts you know he's nuts
• He would shrink into the sky if he could
• He put a hand on each of our shoulders; it's a wonder he wasn't electrocuted.
• Wisest is he who knows he does not know
• Does He Take Sugar?
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• He's an arsehole
• He who has ears, let him hear
• For he is an Englishman
• Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
• I call, but I never talk. I knock, but I never enter. I feel a bit insecure.
• he/she
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Yi he quan
• He who smelt it, dealt it
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• I hope that for a few moments he felt a little less alone

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