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It was late when he came home; it woke you up
The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
some say he was never here at all
he calls me girly (user)
I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
And when she came back she was nobody's wife
He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
He Was Only Joking
How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
All he left her was alone
If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
He was found
He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
He was hard in all the wrong places
"He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
He is so heavy when he whispers
He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
I married him because he was not mean
When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
More than he was willing to give
As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
At least he was gentle
Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
It was 1992. He smiled.
He never looked back
The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
She grew a little older, while he was telling her
He Never Died
Why won't he call?
She was coming out as he was going in.
he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
That's Just How He Was
he was a punk poet himself
My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
He who pays the piper calls the tune
Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
He called me Sarah once
he calls me monster
Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
He'll never know what he's missing
An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
He Was a Crook
Tom, He was a Piper's Son
He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
When a man lies he murders some part of the world
When he became an old man
Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
Summer never answers when you call
He never killed a man that did not need killing.
My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
he listened so well, he was still curious.
She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
I never met him. He broke my heart.
The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
He called around 5:30
making certain he was touching her
when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
When he grins it is a thousand-word story
In the foyer of my mind, he remains, never venturing into the parlor
Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
Count Dracula has dyscalcula. He mumbles numbers and never slumbers.
I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
He never returned
I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
Shaymus is older than I thought he was
She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
He stretched out his arms but she was not there
mad he (user)
To the Memory of My Beloved Master, William Shakespeare, and What He Hath Left Us
great things he has taught us
He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
Xiao Sha Lao He!
I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
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So, he's leaving
To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
He Hudas not pay
"Shut up," he explained
He who controls the past controls the future
He flops over and bonks his head
In Your Heart You Know He's Right
He's a good guy friend
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
he just died
I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
He weighs the eggs of flies in spiderwebs.
He giggles, as he wiggles
He (user)
I wonder if he ever thinks about me
He says the most beautiful things
In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
He flew an A-10 Thunderbolt
I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
BQN: He said. - Epilogue
He ran over my cousin with a motor home!
he says
He thinks I don't, but I do
I like the way he reads poetry
No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
In your guts you know he's nuts
"Fill it in", he said.
What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
Somehow he reminds me of my mother
Surely he would remember this
He says she says
If he's late, you can always start without him
He who smelt it, dealt it
And we killed him and he's dead.
he o hitte shiri tsubome
What He Suffered
Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
If he fell off the Co-op he'd land in the divvy
He and she are one
He and She
He ain't heavy, he's my brother
In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
When you call a girl beautiful, what does it mean?
He Hate Me
José Bové explains why he destroyed genetically modified maize
I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
He died on a Sunday morning
H.E. Roscoe
He makes me feel alone just by being there
He's not heavy, he's just lame
A Quick One (While He's Away)
GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
Even my faults he adores
"He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
Surah 80 He Frowned!
A man feared that he might find an assassin
He loves me, he loves me not
He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
I Am He that Aches with Love
The Man He Killed
The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
"I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
He Knows Not Their Names
He fled
I don't want to be here when you don't call.
Chris and What He Untaught Me
How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
The one he murdered once still loves him
He Really Wasn't That Great
He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
Yi he quan

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