• He who wants to fight will find a club
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• The Man Who Was (user)
• The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• Find someone who...
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• He Was a Crook
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• I was relieved to find my services no longer required
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• He who seeks equity must do equity.
• Of the Birth of Volsung, the Son of Rerir, who was the Son of Sigi
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• For those who find themselves frequently in shadows
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• He who controls the past controls the future
• Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• he who pays the piper calls the tune
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• Half-sour pickle
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• He Who Is Death
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
• A man feared that he might find an assassin
• I didn't even know he was sick!
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• sifting sand to find fading past in smooth stones, sorrow was here
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• He who smelt it, dealt it
• All he left her was alone
• Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• The Princess who was Hidden Underground
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• The Man Who Was Thursday
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• Wisest is he who knows he does not know
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the computer panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• he who (user)
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• The boy who was picked last in gym class
• At least he was gentle
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• The Tale of a Youth who set out to learn what Fear was
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• We find tonight what was hidden beneath our hearts
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• More than he was willing to give
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• I married him because he was not mean
• he who sits in the heavens shall laugh
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• Anguish Languish - Lath Thing Thumb Thongs!
• Did Anne Frank find Jesus?
• My fingers find the well-loved throat they seek
• They'll find their own lightning
• Fan Out and Find the Focker
• Our music, in place of breadcrumbs, is there to help us find our way back home.
• BQN: He said. - Epilogue
• "Fill it in", he said.
• He and She
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• And as he sang the world began to fall apart
• He's Simple, He's Dumb, He's The Pilot
• He had a life before he met you, you know
• He believes he has written a poem, yes.
• Marilyn Monroe was a size 16
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• Jesus was Mexican
• What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
• I was only following orders
• New Mexico, or was that Oklahoma?
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VI
• "It was wrong to do this," said the angel
• Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flame…
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• Johnny was a parachuter
• The Blood Was Everywhere
• It was all whirlwind, heat, and flash
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• She was cilantro, jalapeño, habanero. She was the hot plate you must not touch.
• I was shot through the heart, and you were to blame.
• the Abayudaya sang, no one was hungry and herds of buffalo roamed the plains
• I was once young and had a home
• a dream was faintly clinging to my fingertips. accidentally i brushed my lips, poisoning myself.
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• You had to pretend success was fucked
• Musicians who played Birdland
• Who's been messin' with my laser?
• who are you,little i
• Chester, who drives a hearse
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Who are you, and what are you doing here?
• The girl who could cry flowers (a parable)
• we who are about to die salute you
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• Helping people cheat
• The Boy Who Will Never Win A Coin-Toss
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• Who's Harry Crumb?
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• Who put the bomp
• Who Censored Roger Rabbit?
• Oani, who wrestled bears
• Guess Who
• the boy who shoves girls during recess
• docter who (user)
• free to those who can afford it, very expensive to those who can't
• How to find out your own IP address
• No matter what size you wear, you will not be able to find it when you shop
• How to find the inverse of a matrix
• The Street finds its own uses for things
• The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
• When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
• He called around 5:30
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• Because he feared the turn of seasons
• She makes the sign of the teaspoon, he makes the sign of the wave
• Tomorrow, he must tell her that he doesn't love her anymore.
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• Born with the gift of laughter, and a sense that the world was mad
• What was left after the party
• I didn't want to know where I was conceived
• I was one of those girls
• Xanax was, indeed, fun.
• Sex with my sister was always really, really good
• Der Mensch ist, was er ißt
• wagahai wa neko de aru
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• It was a Mary Tyler Moore moment
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• One hour there was sunlight
• I wish I was a fish
• I was the liar; here is the truth
• It was the tree that gave him away.
• It was free, so I took it.
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• What was left was tiny
• But who codes the coders?
• Abandon all hope ye who enter here
• Women who purr

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