• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• All he left her was alone
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• At least he was gentle
• It was a pauper's laugh. It was what I could afford.
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• More than he was willing to give
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• I married him because he was not mean
• he who sits in the heavens shall laugh
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• He Was a Crook
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• I didn't even know he was sick!
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• God can do what he wants
• Even my faults he adores
• Yi he quan
• He who smelt it, dealt it
• H.E. Roscoe
• He Who Is Death
• HES 5 Game Multi-cart
• He dreamt the sky bled greyblue and poetry
• He holds things, and he drops things
• He dreams of smoke
• He climbed on top the fallen ruins of the once tall and proud buildings
• I laughed until my limbic system exploded...then got very scared
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• Kilroy was here
• Upon my indulgence, I was dissatisfied
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• What if the world were flat?
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
• Was it ever there?
• That Was The Year That Was
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• 'T Was Such a Little, Little Boat
• If I were a genetic engineer
• Odysseus was not lying
• The dot-com fallout: Was hype to blame?
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• Which was what we wanted
• Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
• She always was devious in her beauty
• I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas
• It was free, so I took it.
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• What was left was tiny
• Surah 80 He Frowned!
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• All he wants to be is a 6-pack and a hot ass
• He not busy being born is busy dying
• "Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
• He ain't no movie star
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• The Nome King Laughs
• Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
• No shit, there I was
• That was a joke, son.
• If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
• The Princess who was Hidden Underground
• being a kid was great
• sifting sand to find fading past in smooth stones, sorrow was here
• Food which was intended as such by nature
• Pain and beauty, our constant bedfellows. Young as I was, I understood.
• Watashi wa Ko Neko
• I was young and I needed the money
• I was the center of gravity of Chicago for one beautiful Saturday
• Saki wa imasen
• I was addicted to parents
• She was so pleased to learn that she was right
• Looks like 1984 was only n years off
• Money was paper
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• She was inside the music, with her eyes closed
• And Every One Was a Henry: A Magnificent Maryland Renaissance Oktoberfest E2 Throwdown!
• Freud was wrong. Freud is dead. That is all.
• Everything Hitler did was legal
• I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• man when you are telling me how it was
• he who (user)
• Song of the Sorceress
• he says
• He Hudas not pay
• If he fell off the Co-op he'd land in the divvy
• He gave her a daisy
• He brings me books like flowers
• He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
• he painted with the souls of the living
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• laugh track
• How do you make God laugh?
• we will laugh as your buildings crumble, we will dance as your cities burn
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Back when grunge was still cool
• Oxygen was the world's first pollutant
• i wonder if that was meant to console
• How was the Bible canonized?
• The Bed Was Not My Own
• When I Was a Boy
• Walther WA 2000
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IX
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Willie was a chemist
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• I Was a Teenage Werewolf
• Running a BBS
• Was that real, or did I dream it?
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• Each one was the scene where you hold your breath
• I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• My man was shot for his sheep coat
• Oh, when I was in love with you
• Dark was the Night--Cold was the Ground
• jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew (song only) (recording)
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• Surely he would remember this
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• HES Single Pirate Cart
• Lo, He Comes with Clouds Descending
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
• Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad
• Rowan and Martin's Laugh In
• Koockard (how the kookaburras got their laugh)
• And the sky was made of amethysts
• If Dr. Seuss Was A Tech Writer
• I was aghast, yet intrigued
• There was a time when I was a better person
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• I Think I was Born in the wrong Hemisphere
• The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
• Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
• My very first mentor was a heroin junkie
• The sky was green today
• I was a teenage telephone solicitor
• If I was beautiful like you
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• Was the Allied Bombing in WW2 a success?
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• When I Was Cruel
• I was a college Jeopardy! champion
• This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
• was ist das?_root (category)
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• Outside the train station she was the only person wearing an Orange raincoat and a look of surprise
• that was quick (user)
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• Why won't he call?
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?

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