• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• The If Footprints Doesnt Knock His Wife Up Pronto The Whole World Will Think He's A Homofag When You Hear This Music Band
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• I married him because he was not mean
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• There Was A Friend
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• It Was a Lover and His Lass
• Sometimes I think he forgets, and I need this, this night
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• He Was a Crook
• Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• What to do if your friends think you are an agent of the Old Ones
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• and his sweat was as it were great drops of blood falling down to the ground
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• I think I was a pterodactyl and you were the tiniest rodent
• How Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends wrecked my love life
• I was floating in the ocean of his eyes.
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• You'd think a cookie killed his dog
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• I didn't even know he was sick!
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• I Think I was Born in the wrong Hemisphere
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
• All he left her was alone
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• He's a good guy friend
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• and he thinks he (user)
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• He flops over and bonks his head
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the computer panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• At least he was gentle
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• My man was shot for his sheep coat
• His/her name should coincide with that of the principle he/she discovered
• He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• I think this boy's cheese has done slid off his cracker
• More than he was willing to give
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• He weaves his words
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• imaginary friend
• There is no friend anywhere
• For hanging around with your shiftless friends
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• single-serving friend
• My best dead friend
• Ballade of Dead Friends
• Bartender's Friend
• On a Leander Which Miss Reynolds, My Kind Friend, Gave Me
• My Friend Dahmer
• Friends in Life and Death
• Letter to the mother of a dead friend
• The friend that mysteriously knows your secrets
• He's Gone
• great things he has taught us
• He says she says
• Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• The cute kitten represents violence and carnage and, if he is lucky, the children look.
• he who sits in the heavens shall laugh
• What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
• Jesus cannot save you. He cannot even save Himself.
• The Fawn and His Mother
• Nicole Oresme and his Philosophies: An Example of Medieval Scientific Thought
• An Irish Airman foresees his Death
• Zuigan calls his own master
• Jack, his Girlfriend, and the Two Black Eyes
• A guitar is easy in his hands / so is an airplane / so is a pen
• Giving a cat oral medication
• Noni and his Golden Serenaders
• You can only watch as his heart is coaxed from his chest to his sleeve
• How King Siggeir wedded Signy, and bade King Volsung and his son to Gothland
• His face
• Inga Parts With His Pink Pearl
• Mr. Mahoney and His Christian Wife
• Günter Grass peeling his onion
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• Lie on your back and think of England
• What men think of the penis
• Are all male catlovers gay?
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• Introspection is probably not as valuable as you think
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• Don't Think of an Elephant
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• my only pin-up was Pelé
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• This product was tested on cute, furry animals with big, sad eyes
• Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
• I woke up and was an instant scribbling fiend. crazy, my poor feverish brain
• Do you remember when Everything was small?
• Where Once Life Was
• I could do without it, if I knew what it was
• I remember, there was one
• Der Mensch ist, was er ißt
• wagahai wa neko de aru
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• If God was willing to let it be
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• It was a Mary Tyler Moore moment
• The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
• I was so cool, that first afternoon
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• She always was devious in her beauty
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
• the country was so nice we bombed it twice
• A knock there was upon the door
• The artifact was completely impenetrable to all forms of matter except living human flesh
• Party Rescue Friend
• Outrun a speeding train
• Finding out your friend is a lesbian
• Glad To Have A Friend Like You
• A Friend of the Earth
• Furry Friends
• The pretty girl has no friends
• I note that she is pretty, but we are off into the city, my werewolf friend and I
• I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• Li He
• He loves me, he loves me not
• "Fill it in", he said.
• He and She
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• And as he sang the world began to fall apart
• He's Simple, He's Dumb, He's The Pilot

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