• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• He Was a Crook
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• I didn't even know he was sick!
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• All he left her was alone
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• At least he was gentle
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• More than he was willing to give
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• I married him because he was not mean
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• He Hate Me
• But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
• He called around 5:30
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• Because he feared the turn of seasons
• The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
• She makes the sign of the teaspoon, he makes the sign of the wave
• Tomorrow, he must tell her that he doesn't love her anymore.
• The Walrus was Paul
• The world was designed for giant squid
• The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
• I was never any good at maths at school
• The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
• Tomorrow I was
• I was born this way
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
• That man was a sock puppet on the hand of God.
• Hitler was an artist
• The first time I knew I was different
• The world was black and white
• This was my childhood
• It was a pauper's laugh. It was what I could afford.
• When I Was Cruel
• I was a college Jeopardy! champion
• This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
• was ist das?_root (category)
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• Outside the train station she was the only person wearing an Orange raincoat and a look of surprise
• that was quick (user)
• he o hitte shiri tsubome
• He ain't heavy, he's my brother
• Meditation V: Of the Essence of Material Things, and, again, of God, that he Exists
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• the things he left behind
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• What's He Building?
• God is not dead; He is merely unemployed.
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
• It was not a weather balloon at Roswell
• Man was created in God's image
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Which of the Bewitched Dicks was gay?
• Imagine if your microwave was intelligent
• Was this the face that launched a thousand ships
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• Wish I Was in Heaven Sitting Down
• What the hell was she thinking?
• My Johnny Was a Shoemaker
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• Adam really was the first man
• I was a chess piece
• When I was young
• There Was a Child Went Forth
• Judi Bari
• When I was young Time had no wings
• She was the seed of a strange tomorrow
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• Jesus Was a One Beer Queer
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• Everything Stalin did was legal
• Altogether
• He fled
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• Xiao Sha Lao He!
• Our God, He Is Alive
• I didn't say he ate your dog
• He wishes for the Shoes of Fashion
• Sometimes I think he forgets, and I need this, this night
• The turkey, he faint
• He breaks her heart on a daily basis
• She lights everything up. He glows in the dark.
• Incandescence
• I was looking for you
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• Conrad's dirigible was tipping
• How I was thrown from a car at 45 mph
• It was all I could do not to cry
• I was in a commercial once
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• If a black hole were created on Earth
• Before Time Was
• I was a father for a few days
• Truth was in that mountain
• It was the way your
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• Since Hector was a pup
• Go ni itte wa go ni shitagae
• Adam was a rough draft
• Was nützt die Liebe in Gedanken
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• I was doing so well.
• The sloe was lost in flower
• I wish I was in New Orleans
• All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
• He never returned
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• He who controls the past controls the future
• whatever he touches, if it isn't false already, becomes false
• The Lover Showeth How He Is Forsaken of Such as He Sometime Enjoyed
• he faked murder (user)
• Sitting close enough that he gets the idea
• He's an arsehole
• wa
• Trompe
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• I was a homeless bum
• That Was The Week That Was
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
• I came, I saw and was undone
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• Where's the kaboom?
• I was my mom for a while
• There was a moment of drunken silence
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• If the government wasn't involved in the Sept 11 attacks, what was it doing?
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Gautami was neurosis personified
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• Baby I Was Lonely (user)
• what was it (user)
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
• 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
• He doesn't know what he's missing
• Zheng He
• 'twas the telltale tink-tock of marionettes, he felt certain, that jingle-jangled from behind her shower curtain
• We have met the enemy and he is us
• When he became an old man
• She is the sea. Above her, he is thunder.
• I was once a victim of Catholic schooling

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